Swine Flu outbreak in Mexico
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God, is it any wonder Jews make THE best comedians?
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What about "Bacon Flu"?
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I think I've got Swine flu.
I've come out in rashers....
I've come out in rashers....
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So anyway....
I phoned the government's new swine flu helpline. But I couldn't get through.
All I got was crackling...
I phoned the government's new swine flu helpline. But I couldn't get through.
All I got was crackling...
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Are you serious?
Please be careful and take care.
Please be careful and take care.
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I was telling porkies.
(Anyway - I've got plenty of oinkment)
...I'll get my coat.
(Anyway - I've got plenty of oinkment)
...I'll get my coat.
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We're DOOMED! It's the APORCALYPSE, a worldwide HAMDEMIC!
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Yea! He's on a roll again!
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I know, I know... nothing like the reality of the situation, but funny as hell!
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Well ... when you're young, you know, you ... experiment, test boundaries.
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...like french kissing a pig ?! (or is he trying to eat the pig...hmmm).SandChigger wrote:
Well ... when you're young, you know, you ... experiment, test boundaries.
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That was probably the cleanest thing that kid put in his mouth all day.
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Haha.. you guys crack me up.
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The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.
I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.
Everything gets tasted.
Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.
Everything gets tasted.
Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on...Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.
I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.
Everything gets tasted.
Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
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At the moment I'm busy finding new places to hide my pr0n.Rakis wrote:Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on...Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.
I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.
Everything gets tasted.
Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?
There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
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I think one was supposed to come before the other.SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?
There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Those damn cheerleading jailbait !!Freakzilla wrote:At the moment I'm busy finding new places to hide my pr0n.Rakis wrote:Well, as long as he doesn't sniff that stuff later on...Freakzilla wrote:The funny thing is, that kid probably has developed a natural immunitiy to swine flu from licking pigs.
I stopped worrying about what my kids put in their mouths like the day after they start to crawl.
Everything gets tasted.
Infants and cat litter boxes are a bad combination. My first son liked the taste of zippo lighter fluid and old english furniture polish.
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SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?
There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
My son said he is stealing your joke.
And my husband would like it. He likes BAD PUNS.
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By all means they can have this one, I too enjoy bad puns. lolsEyes High wrote:SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?
There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
My son said he is stealing your joke.
And my husband would like it. He likes BAD PUNS.
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Thank you, thank you see you guyses later at the secret forces meet up at the bingo hallSandChigger wrote:Be proud: you just achieved KJA level.
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AWESOME!!!SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?
There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
But seriously, this stuff is no laughing matter. Get the facts:
http://doihaveswineflu.org/
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Your request was denied because of its content categorization: "Spam URLs"Drunken Idaho wrote:AWESOME!!!SwordMaster wrote:Did we do the pigs fly joke yet>?
There will be a black president when pigs fly, well we got obama and swine flu
But seriously, this stuff is no laughing matter. Get the facts:
http://doihaveswineflu.org/
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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