Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Did someone call for a cunning linguist?

So isn't this 'Pest going to give us the inside poop on the KJASF? Tell us how it's just a special place for a best-selling "author" and a few of his closest fans to get together and discuss the works of said "author" in a comfortable, cozy atmosphere?

If not, why is he here?

I think you play into his sick fetish, Chig.

*shudder*

Aw HELLS YEEEAH! I made da list! SWEET MOTHER OF GAWD! WHOOO!

I was sure I was only a member of one of the lesser organizations, the J8 or J20.

Why isn't Freak one of the J-5? His encyclopedic knowledge of Dune should be more of a threat to KJA then all of us put together.

Ampoliros wrote:Why isn't Freak one of the J-5? His encyclopedic knowledge of Dune should be more of a threat to KJA then all of us put together.

If only my hatred for the hacks was as fanatical as my love for FH...

Man, I just KNEW I didn't post enough shit at dunenovels to get on the list. Shit.

How do you think I feel? All those parody pictures I made....all the demotivators....the animated advert! All those intense 2 minute "efforts" and not a single mention to show for it! But there's still hope! I'm going to try ingratiating myself upon a certain someone I'm gonna make it happen, all the way to the top!

So B will you at least hint at which of my Demotivators hurt Kev's feelings the most?


It was Bear of Dune, wasn't it? I can't imagine KJA can't take what he dishes out so it most certainly wasn't AL-KJAida...

EDIT: GP he probably thinks we are the same person, and extensions only of SC's will.

Eyes High wrote:The Duke was the man. didn't care for that character, but will ALWAYS love the Duke.

That's right! Never a dissatisfied customer, if you take my meaning ... [wink-wink, nudge-nudge]

Oh, wait. You're talking about something else?

Tleszer wrote:I think you play into his sick fetish, Chig.

Mmmm ... wrap me in chinchilla and ... hurt me.

Schu wrote:Man, I just KNEW I didn't post enough shit at dunenovels to get on the list. Shit.

Well, since you're still posting over there, there's hope yet, no?


(It doesn't help that we're all online at the same time, you know. Yes, that's right. Oh, I agree. But what can we do? I don't know. Anyone got any ideas? Hey, how about if we.....)

SandChigger wrote:(It doesn't help that we're all online at the same time, you know.)

No kidding. Are we all out of work?

Ampoliros wrote:EDIT: GP he probably thinks we are the same person, and extensions only of SC's will.

I prefer it that way. Individual personalities are so overrated. But can I be an extension of BB's will instead? He drinks more alcohol than my chigga

TheDukester wrote:No kidding. Are we all out of work?

I resent that! My change of allegiance has caused me nothing but work! Look at all the typing I've done today? Not to mention the roller coaster of emotions I'm suffering! Adoration! Fear! Sexual desire! And what about the physcial exhaustion? All that goosestepping.... You think being this sarcastic is easy? If it were, we wouldn't stand a chance against the KJASF!

TheDukester wrote:No kidding. Are we all out of work?

Nah. I have to get up in two hours.

I AM working! Ever heard of multi-tasking?

SandChigger wrote:Did someone call for a cunning linguist?

Why? Do you know one???

SandChigger wrote: So isn't this 'Pest going to give us the inside poop on the KJASF? Tell us how it's just a special place for a best-selling "author" and a few of his closest fans to get together and discuss the works of said "author" in a comfortable, cozy atmosphere?

If not, why is he here?

I'm here to talk about Dune you silly wabbit!
Sheesh!

Ampoliros wrote:So B will you at least hint at which of my Demotivators hurt Kev's feelings the most?

Do they make demotivators over at KJA:SF ?

or is satire dead there?

redbugpest wrote:I'm here to talk about Dune

Really? Do you know anything about Dune? All I see is you regurgitating McDune bullshit.

Oh, and by the way, since I don't think I've said so yet today, fuck you.

SandChigger wrote:

redbugpest wrote:I'm here to talk about Dune

Oh, and by the way, since I don't think I've said so yet today, fuck you.

Such a deep and profound commentary - I may have to ponder the meaning of this statement, possibly trace it origins back to truly understand what it is you are trying to say to me......

redbugpest wrote:Such a deep and profound commentary ...

You really need to come up with a different level of comeback. That one's about a step above "sticks and stones."

You leave my man alone!
Connie, don't you dare play anything else but that same chord, baby! It's so sin-sir, it puts me in a stir! Btw, you're not like "available" are you?

TheDukester wrote:

redbugpest wrote:Such a deep and profound commentary ...

You really need to come up with a different level of comeback. That one's about a step above "sticks and stones."

Well I could go with your standard Fuck You, but too many other people are using that one!

I really hope this is not what passes for intelligent discourse around here....

redbugpest wrote:I really hope this is not what passes for intelligent discourse around here....

You get what you deserve, fucktit.

redbugpest wrote:blah, blah, blah....intercourse....blah, blah, blah....

Now you're talking!

SandChigger wrote:

redbugpest wrote:I really hope this is not what passes for intelligent discourse around here....

You get what you deserve, fucktit.

Don't make me get all Monty Python on you! LOL

Yeah! So there!

redbugpest wrote:Don't make me get all Monty Python on you! LOL

Is there a lite version of Python, too? For fucktits?