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I smell a trap.

1) this is some kind of design to create a legal basis for shutting down OH'ers. Omph (and other OH lawyer types) any basis in this?

2) the site is genuine. KJA has been having some problems of late: The name change for Jessica's Wind, the comments about the new editor, and now the poor reviews for his next 2 books. I think Kev is getting some financial and professional backlash from the other side of the spectrum, the one that matters; publishers and reviewers that can affect his sales (not just of books in stores, but scripts to publishers.)

In response to the Talifan moniker, all I can say is:

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Baraka Bryan wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:
Oh, so now the true plot and intentions are revealed. Mr. Blanderson wants to organize his fans into a counter offensive against the evil, mighty barbarian hordes rampaging against him. "Special Forces" indeed :roll:
which according to him only number in the single digits :roll:
Oh, the irony indeed. Well said, BB :)
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At 4 pm Kevin responed to Chig, "Well, it took only a couple of days before one of the cyberstalkers hacked in (this morning) and began posting on our site. We think we have closed off the access, although he promises to begin exposing us on the unofficial Dune site Jacurutu.com and his own hate site hairyticksof dune.com (at least he gave free plugs) starting tomorrow. "This is really pathetic," he says about KJASF. Cancelling his unauthorized account here automatically deleted his posts. We're not surprised, just disappointed, by the things these guys will do for attention." So far there have been 7 responses ranging from "Why won't they leave us alone?" To "We should flood their site with positive KJA comments." Just thought I'd let you guys know what's going on. Peace.
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I posted the link to the site on one of my more trollish haunts.
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What a tool.

I can't believe he thinks not only that we number in the single digits but that Jacurutu is only group of such "talifans." Like the Fremen, our numbers are underestimated! :laughing: :lol:
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indyman911 wrote:At 4 pm Kevin responed to Chig, "Well, it took only a couple of days before one of the cyberstalkers hacked in (this morning) and began posting on our site. We think we have closed off the access, although he promises to begin exposing us on the unofficial Dune site Jacurutu.com and his own hate site hairyticksof dune.com (at least he gave free plugs) starting tomorrow. "This is really pathetic," he says about KJASF. Cancelling his unauthorized account here automatically deleted his posts. We're not surprised, just disappointed, by the things these guys will do for attention." So far there have been 7 responses ranging from "Why won't they leave us alone?" To "We should flood their site with positive KJA comments." Just thought I'd let you guys know what's going on. Peace.
Am I missing something, or did that insufferable fuckwit conveniently fail to mention that Chigger deliberately held off on telling the whole world how to hack into their fellatio-fest?

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indyman911 wrote:"We should flood their site with positive KJA comments."
Hey, assholes: I fucking DARE you to try. Seriously, bring it on, you lips-moving, basement-living, no-showering, buy-anything fucktards. Be ready to cry, though ...
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We're not surprised, just disappointed, by the things these guys will do for attention.
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Baraka Bryan wrote:i welcome an influx of the douchebags... let's take them in and show them how wrong they are about him.... convert them and then they're all in his fold but no longer loyal to him :D :twisted:
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1. Welcome KJA's Special Forces
2. Call them douche bags.
3. Convert them.
4. ???
5. Profit!
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indyman911 wrote:At 4 pm Kevin responed to Chig, "Well, it took only a couple of days before one of the cyberstalkers hacked in (this morning) and began posting on our site. We think we have closed off the access, although he promises to begin exposing us on the unofficial Dune site Jacurutu.com and his own hate site hairyticksof dune.com (at least he gave free plugs) starting tomorrow. "This is really pathetic," he says about KJASF. Cancelling his unauthorized account here automatically deleted his posts. We're not surprised, just disappointed, by the things these guys will do for attention." So far there have been 7 responses ranging from "Why won't they leave us alone?" To "We should flood their site with positive KJA comments." Just thought I'd let you guys know what's going on. Peace.
For the record, there was no "hacking" involved.

It hasn't been 24 hours yet, but since they've closed off the way I got in, I can't see it matters: I clicked the Login button on the front page of the site without entering anything in the username or password fields. (Sloppy design on their part: you should always check that something was input. It just takes some simple Javascript.) They're using the SMF boardware, so the empty fields automatically kicked me to a window on the board for a login retry. The same page also had a registration link which bypassed their registration page linked to from the front page. I saw, I clicked, I registered, I got in, simple as that.

Here's the email the boardware sent me:
From: support@kjasf.com
Subject: Welcome to KJA Special Forces
Date: April 25, 2009 2:38:22 AM JST
To: sandchigger@mac.com

You are now registered with an account at KJA Special Forces, SandChigger!

Your account's username is SandChigger and its password is hikevin1.

You may change your password after you login by going to your profile, or by visiting this page after you login:

http://www.kjasf.com/members/index.php?action=profile

Regards,

The KJA Special Forces Team.
Clicking a button and a link. All "hackers" should have it so easy. :roll:

Other than a PM each to 'Becca and TAZ (which I didn't keep copies of), I made three (3) posts (yeah, I did a Hyppo and kept copies, just to be on the safe side ;) ):
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« Reply #12 on: Today at 11:56:14 AM »

Hi, people.

LOVE this place!

There's obviously a hole in your "troll repellent", Kevin, and I'll even be nice and tell you how to fix it:

Tell Uncle Mike (or whoever your webmaster here is) to add some Javascript code to make sure the login/register fields aren't blank. And fix the login/register php code to keep it from defaulting to the SMF boardware routines for handling bad/mistaken inputs. Once someone gets handed over to the SMF board, there's nothing blocking registration and login.

(You know, this really is pathetic.)

P.S. I'll even give you 24 hours to fix the problem before I publish it on my blog and at Jacurutu.

Ain't I nice?

Well, y'all have fun here now. Chigger out!

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Yes, please do come to Ohio again in August, Kevin. I unfortunately missed you in Dayton last year, but if you announce your itinerary early enough, I'll be sure to be on hand.

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This is really nice, Kevin.

And I think it really says a lot that you can take the time and effort set up a special site like this and interact with your fans.

Something you've never done on the Dune Novels site.

Really nice.
The last is a new thread I started.

And that's it. I stand by what I posted (and which some of you have also said): this is probably the most pathetic thing he's done yet.
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TheDukester wrote:
indyman911 wrote:"We should flood their site with positive KJA comments."
Hey, assholes: I fucking DARE you to try. Seriously, bring it on, you lips-moving, basement-living, no-showering, buy-anything fucktards. Be ready to cry, though ...
As alway, this is an open forum, unlike Dunenovels. Al-Kjaida (I like that) is welcome to post here anytime.

Hell, send KJA a special invitation, I'd love to have him here.
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Freakzilla wrote:As alway, this is an open forum, unlike Dunenovels.
Oh, I'm totally behind that, 100 percent. That's as it should be.

I just can't stand the whole "Hey, gang, here's how we can get them back!" concept. So I'm just saying if anyone comes over here with the specific agenda of just spamming a bunch of KJA nonsense, my goal will be to make that person cry. Literally.
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Message board invasions are so last decade :)
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His posts on twitter has been pure comedy gold, but little creepy.
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I love the ego on this guy. There's no way it could possibly be his shitty writing. Sales are lagging because half a dozen meanies are making fun of him online.

What a prick.

I wonder when Hellhole is coming out...
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Nekhrun wrote:
I wonder when Hellhole is coming out...
First one due in 2011 - according to Publishers Weekly "follows the colonization of the harsh titular planet" - can anyone say Pandora??
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Sev wrote:First one due in 2011 - according to Publishers Weekly "follows the colonization of the harsh titular planet" - can anyone say Pandora??
Hell with that ... can anyone say "2009"? I'm pretty sure this monstrosity was originally, way back when, due out this year. Then it was pushed back to 2010 ... and now 2011.

Personally, I think it's coming out on the 12th of Never. It's beginning to dawn on these dimwits and their publishers that it's not the authors' names that have been selling their dreck; it's this:

DUNE

Plus, anyone checked Brain's age lately? Born in 1947 ... in all seriousness, how many books does he have left in him, even if KJA agrees to do most of the heavy lifting?

My guess: no Hellhole, ever. KJA will milk Brian and the rest of the Herbert family for all they're worth, then move on to greener pastures.
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Smellhole will arrive ON TIME.
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Does anyone have a direct link to the forum?
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http:www.kjasf.com/members/index.php?PHPSESID=e35e79ca10d4145813ea37247c6cca5f; will take you there. enjoy! :D
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well, son-of-a-bitch !

I honestly just CANNOT believe what I just read !

Did The Keith REALLY just name Jacurutu & the Chiggerblog,
by name, on his own "secret" site to his own "special" fans ?!?

And did one of those low-grade morons actually suggest to the other
handful of low-grade morons that they come into this sietch and
"flood" us with "positive statements" about The Keith ?

MWUAH-HA-HA-HA HA !!!


I couldn't have prayed to the Little Baby Jesus for a better thing !
Please, oh Please, come ! Flood ! Cry !

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my insults, like my first ex-wife; Omph won't let Hyppo back in, and I
can't find another forum to shut down arguing with her in public, I need
some Internetainment & Webdrama !

It's like a late birthday present from the Bouncing Buddha or something ....

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SandRider wrote:... and BTW, Duke, I was born in 1947 as well, so :obscene-birdiered:
Easy there, old-timer. We all know you fought with honor for the Stars & Bars. :lol:

My point being that you're not the one trying to hold up the shaky facade that, after a lifetime of inactivity, you're suddenly capable of pumping out 10 Dune books in 10 years ... or that, in fact, you're such a prolific author that you're going to join that other clown in yet another series.

Sorry, Brian ... totally not buying it. I think we all know who is really writing the McDune books, and I think he's making it clear that he's moving on to Terra Whatsitcalled and his superhero wet dreams without you. There will be no Hellhole series, ever.
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indyman911 wrote:http:www.kjasf.com/members/index.php?PHPSESID=e35e79ca10d4145813ea37247c6cca5f; will take you there. enjoy! :D
Won't work now.. They fixed it after Chigger told them about the exploit. :mad:
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You mean you wanted to join? :lol:
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