Anyone knows where Orald is?
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Anyone knows where Orald is?
I've noticed that Orald has not been around in almost two weeks. Is that normal for him? I admit I'm a little concerned about him. Anyone here ever talk to him outside of this board?
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He kind of comes and goes but I have noticed he hasn't been around lately.
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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
He probably sensed a tremor at my coming, and ran away.
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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
if im not mistaken has orald posted that internet access is a problem sometimes? thought I saw that
in some of oralds posts.
Trang
in some of oralds posts.
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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
And likewise. He hasn't logged on since the 11th, when we had our last snit over the pirates bullshit and poor little beleaguered Israel. 
He's probably off pouting somewhere. Or busy with his part-time job. Or maybe he found a new boy-/girl-friend, or even got a new puppy. (Maybe still too soon on the last?) Who knows.
Anyway, haven't heard of any trouble (terror attacks, etc.) in Lud during the interim, so he's probably fine.

He's probably off pouting somewhere. Or busy with his part-time job. Or maybe he found a new boy-/girl-friend, or even got a new puppy. (Maybe still too soon on the last?) Who knows.
Anyway, haven't heard of any trouble (terror attacks, etc.) in Lud during the interim, so he's probably fine.
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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
yeah Chigger sent him packing
he will be back
he will be back
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I wouldn't put it that way. Unless you mean the telling him to go fuck himself bit?
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No I mean more you making him look really stupid and transforming his posts into KJA prose
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Huh?
Um ... I must have missed that. What exactly are you talking about?

Um ... I must have missed that. What exactly are you talking about?



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Just that you dismantled the guy's post and called him out for less then rational somewhat dubious remarks and he ran off crying or as they say in the online game world QQ'ing
I have a few laughs reaidng your posts, but when the day comes for you to do that to my post, well I might QQ also!
I have a few laughs reaidng your posts, but when the day comes for you to do that to my post, well I might QQ also!
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Big up to the Big Oh, hope you're keeping it together.
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Yes, Cuppy, come home!
We miss you! Especially the cognitive dissonance you foster as a victim of prejudice who epitomizes prejudice!
(Oooh, PEOPLE! Can you FEEL the frisson?!
)
We miss you! Especially the cognitive dissonance you foster as a victim of prejudice who epitomizes prejudice!
(Oooh, PEOPLE! Can you FEEL the frisson?!

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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
He's probably pumping hard at the petrol station.
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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
Pumping hard or hardly pumping
Ahem. 




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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
Wonder if Orald has ever tried it on with a customer at the petrol pump.
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No. Never. Ever. Have not wondered about or imagined something like that. Especially not with bawm-chicka-baw-wow background music. No NO NO NOOOOO!!! 
But ... and I hope you realize how loathe I am to admit this ... I do have one recurring fantasy about him.... I often imagine him eating an apple through a picket fence....

But ... and I hope you realize how loathe I am to admit this ... I do have one recurring fantasy about him.... I often imagine him eating an apple through a picket fence....

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I'm sure he's fine. He comes and goes all the time. I doubt he's been run off by anyoneEyes High wrote:I've noticed that Orald has not been around in almost two weeks. Is that normal for him? I admit I'm a little concerned about him. Anyone here ever talk to him outside of this board?

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SandChigger wrote:But ... and I hope you realize how loathe I am to admit this ... I do have one recurring fantasy about him.... I often imagine him eating an apple through a picket fence....

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Which side of the fence are his teeth on?SandChigger wrote:No. Never. Ever. Have not wondered about or imagined something like that. Especially not with bawm-chicka-baw-wow background music. No NO NO NOOOOO!!!
But ... and I hope you realize how loathe I am to admit this ... I do have one recurring fantasy about him.... I often imagine him eating an apple through a picket fence....
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BOTH!!! 

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dude, that new avatar is the scariest thing I've seen you post yet.
worse than the Du-chig.
and they make a little nose hair trimmer these days,
runs on a single double-A battery. do they have
Walgreen's in Japan ? it'll work on those eyebrows, too.
worse than the Du-chig.
and they make a little nose hair trimmer these days,
runs on a single double-A battery. do they have
Walgreen's in Japan ? it'll work on those eyebrows, too.
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I refuse to believe that you can see the nosehair ... you just (correctly) inferred it's existence. 
The eyebrows are sacrosanct. No way I'm cutting them.
Glad you like it!

The eyebrows are sacrosanct. No way I'm cutting them.
Glad you like it!

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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
You can't see the nose hair, it's all over yar top lip,
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Re: Anyone knows where Orald is?
fuck this thread got ugly
Chigger made me puke a bit
Chigger made me puke a bit
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