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TheDukester wrote:There will be no hatred of Canada.

Canada gave us hockey. And Canadian bacon.

We claim no responsibility for canadian bacon. We like regular bacon here, the only place in our whole country where one can get something called canadian bacon is McDonalds IIRC.

Hockey we will take credit for. We also gave you Basketball.

I hate basketball, it's like watching ping-pong, but not as exciting.

Freakzilla wrote:I hate basketball, it's like watching ping-pong, but not as exciting.

I agree, stupid sport, but a canadian invented it so I (apparently) have to push it. It's obviously too easy, or the scores wouldn't get so bloody high... it's not even exciting when someone scores, and if you go to the bathroom you're garaunteed to miss at least 5 points. They should switch it to full contact, that would remove most of the suck.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I hate basketball, it's like watching ping-pong, but not as exciting.

I agree, stupid sport, but a canadian invented it so I (apparently) have to push it. It's obviously too easy, or the scores wouldn't get so bloody high... it's not even exciting when someone scores, and if you go to the bathroom you're garaunteed to miss at least 5 points. They should switch it to full contact, that would remove most of the suck.

I think you should be allowed to carry the bat with you around the bases in baseball.

NASCAR sucks too, there should be track drivers going in the opposite direction.

This is how our Prime Minister used to greet people who talk shit about Canada

Instead of run-offs for close elections, we should have a cage match!

Freakzilla wrote:

Instead of run-offs for close elections, we should have a cage match!

McCain would go straight for the nuts. Win every time.

SwordMaster wrote:This is how our Prime Minister used to greet people who talk shit about Canada

Yeah...fuck security...I'll handle this !!!

SwordMaster wrote:This is how our Prime Minister used to greet people who talk shit about Canada

OH YEAH! The Chrétien Smackdown!

I once met Canada's ambassador to Cuba and he told a great story about how Fidel Castro was genuinely scarred of Jean. Like Fidel would literally sit up straight when Jean came for a visit and makes no demands of any kind in Jean's presence.

After Jean would come home, Fidel would start making demands to the ambassador, but never directly to the great Mr. Chrétien. Fidel would not fuck with Chrétien. Who would?

Another funny story about Chrétien is that Putin loves him too, and Putin actually asked Chrétien to come help in a legal dispute over state owned oil reserves and Mr. Chrétien did indeed provide legal council to Mr. Putin.

Yeah, Putin would like someone like Chretien. Chretien was a staunch federalist.

GamePlayer wrote:Yeah, Putin would like someone like Chretien. Chretien was a staunch federalist.

And never afraid to show his (golf) balls...

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Hockey we will take credit for. We also gave you Basketball.

Ah the things we learn from those "A Part of our Heritage" ads...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzsbZ3oem3Y

"But I need these baskets back!"

Baraka Bryan wrote:

Drunken Idaho wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Hockey we will take credit for. We also gave you Basketball.

Ah the things we learn from those "A Part of our Heritage" ads...

lol.. that's where i learned that

It's like we are living parallel lives...

Rakis wrote:

Baraka Bryan wrote:

Drunken Idaho wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Hockey we will take credit for. We also gave you Basketball.

Ah the things we learn from those "A Part of our Heritage" ads...

lol.. that's where i learned that

It's like we are living parallel lives...

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Why does everything on this forum always seem to come down to Canada?

I know we are in a Canadian thread, but come on...

Omphalos wrote:Why does everything on this forum always seem to come down to Canada?

I know we are in a Canadian thread, but come on...

Everything comes down to Canada. Always. (seriously though, it is annoying, stupid Canucks)

Haven't we annexed Canada already?

Canadian National Anthem: +1

Drunken Idaho wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Hockey we will take credit for. We also gave you Basketball.

Ah the things we learn from those "A Part of our Heritage" ads...

I seem to recall something about it being developed on an indian reservation,
one of those barren wasteland places out in Manitoba where your government
interred little indian children and made them dress like white folk and beat
the shit out of them if they spoke their native tongue ....

Prairies.



I just wanted to contribute that. After decades of lame Canadian programming that just cannot seem to avoid the subject, I felt a Canadian thread shouldn't go this long without mention of the prairies.

That is beautiful

Yep, GP, that there is right purdy.

SandRider wrote:

Drunken Idaho wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Hockey we will take credit for. We also gave you Basketball.

Ah the things we learn from those "A Part of our Heritage" ads...

I seem to recall something about it being developed on an indian reservation,
one of those barren wasteland places out in Manitoba where your government
interred little indian children and made them dress like white folk and beat
the shit out of them if they spoke their native tongue ....

Well, I don't know anything about that, but I do know that Heritage Minutes are NEVER WRONG!

Once again,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzsbZ3oem3Y





Edit to add:

See... Never wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9GYWbhBoHM

And one just for you pistol-wielding yanks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lab6gyWsMXo

SandRider wrote:

Drunken Idaho wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Hockey we will take credit for. We also gave you Basketball.

Ah the things we learn from those "A Part of our Heritage" ads...

I seem to recall something about it being developed on an indian reservation,
one of those barren wasteland places out in Manitoba where your government
interred little indian children and made them dress like white folk and beat
the shit out of them if they spoke their native tongue ....

No, some lame white guy who couldn't play real sports invented it, Canada's kept our sports and cultural genocide seperate, thank you very much.