Baraka Bryan wrote:lol wasn't sure if you'd catch the edit
Are you gonna take that Freak? I think BB just called you stupid.
unintentionally, I promise. in his hasteful drive-by postings, it's less likely he'd catch a 1-letter edit.. (though I guess the bold-italic-underline probably helped )
I see all.
In that case I strongly suggest you close your eyes.
But I have voyueristic intentions
*Shudders*
Sexy Freak is sexy.
*Shudders*
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday.
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"
I think this guy nailed it!
Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money
on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them $1 million apiece
severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their
taxes...
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus. ~Pink Snowman
There was the $700B stimulus, and Obama's budget deficit for this year alone is over $1 Trillion. In his first four months in office he spent more than ALL OTHER US PRESIDENTS COMBINED.
$40B is a tear in the rain, at this point.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus. ~Pink Snowman
There was the $700B stimulus, and Obama's budget deficit for this year alone is over $1 Trillion. In his first four months in office he spent more than ALL OTHER US PRESIDENTS COMBINED.
$40B is a tear in the rain, at this point.
I think what he was saying was that if you give 40 million people a million a piece then that is $40,000,000,000,000.
"If he was here to discuss Dune, he sure as hell picked a dumb way to do it." -Omphalos
Happy Memorial Day everyone! -James C. Harwood
"Three of my videos have over 100 views."
"Over 500 views for my 'Open Question' video." -Nebiros
Freak wrote:In his first four months in office he spent more than ALL OTHER US PRESIDENTS COMBINED.
please stop mis-quoting misstatements by the asshole douchebag
low-grade fascist morons at FUX News .....
on its surface, this propagandistic lie is obvious bullshit.
think more.
parrot less.
turn off hannity for just a moment, see if your brain still functions by itself.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.’
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus. ~Pink Snowman
You might recall that John Hinckley was the seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and extremely jealous in his twisted mind.
To make himself known to her he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.
Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain:
To: John Hinckley ... From: Senator John McCain
My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan.
We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain
PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus. ~Pink Snowman
Ah, George I lean/falling over and ralphing into the lap of Kiichi Miyazawa ... the look of horror on the little man's face! Now THAT was damned good TV!
Freakzilla wrote:While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.’
that was funny the first time I heard it - about Lil' Bush, over ten years
ago when his daddy bought him the Governorship of Texas ....
& I'm pretty sure I said that before, the last time you posted the same joke.
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
You might recall that John Hinckley was the seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and extremely jealous in his twisted mind.
To make himself known to her he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.
Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain:
To: John Hinckley ... From: Senator John McCain
My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan.
We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain
PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.
and that's just not fucking funny at all.
I just don't get it - every where else, you're thoughtful, insightful & etc.
in this forum, you sound like Sloey .... or my brother ....
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
unintentionally, I promise. in his hasteful drive-by postings, it's less likely he'd catch a 1-letter edit.. (though I guess the bold-italic-underline probably helped
