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I know you didn't. My bad. :oops: You're still the Super Kwisatz Haderach. :D
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Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?
He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.
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JustSomeGuy wrote:
Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?
He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.
What are you, racist?
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by Freakzilla » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:43 pm

JustSomeGuy wrote:
Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:
So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?

He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.


What are you, racist?
No! I'm just saying: Why should he go to Hell? Hey, man, wherever you're from and wherever you are, I wish you the best, and I have love for you. That was a clever joke (not that clever), but why should he got to hell? Aw, no one understands me... *teardrop*
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JustSomeGuy wrote:
by Freakzilla » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:43 pm

JustSomeGuy wrote:
Jodorowsky's Acolyte wrote:
So... why in this joke is Obama going to Hell?

He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.


What are you, racist?
No! I'm just saying: Why should he go to Hell? Hey, man, wherever you're from and wherever you are, I wish you the best, and I have love for you. That was a clever joke (not that clever), but why should he got to hell? Aw, no one understands me... *teardrop*
Good grief man, it's a joke. It could be about anybody. :roll:
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He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.
That was said in a jokey style, but you asked me if I was a racist... *teardrop*
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JustSomeGuy wrote:
He's black, stupid. No, just kidding. What a horrible joke, though.
That was said in a jokey style, but you asked me if I was a racist... *teardrop*
Know where sympathy is in the dictionary?
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tell me... :cry:
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JustSomeGuy wrote:tell me... :cry:
It's between "shit" and "syphilis" and I ain't got none of those!
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You know what your "Mr. T Name" is?
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by Freakzilla » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:05 pm

JustSomeGuy wrote:
tell me...


It's between "shit" and "syphilis" and I ain't got none of those!
:lol:
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Freakzilla wrote:You know what your "Mr. T Name" is?
Tell me... :|
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JustSomeGuy wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:You know what your "Mr. T Name" is?
Tell me... :|
Everyone's Mr. T name is the same, man...

FOOL
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Aw, man. :lol:
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You asked for it.
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Oh my God, what have I done... :text-imsorry:
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Quick question: Why, all of a sudden, on every thread I look, is JustSomeGuy getting tooled on by Freakzilla and others, and profusely apologizing....huh?
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I can only take so much nonsense before it starts getting to me. I just want him to make a coherent post now and then.
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Freakzilla wrote:Quick question: Why, all of a sudden, on every thread I look, is JustSomeGuy getting tooled on by Freakzilla and others, and profusely apologizing....huh?
It could be that Freakzilla (and others) are tools. No, I'm just kidding.
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JustSomeGuy wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Quick question: Why, all of a sudden, on every thread I look, is JustSomeGuy getting tooled on by Freakzilla and others, and profusely apologizing....huh?
It could be that Freakzilla (and others) are tools. No, I'm just kidding.
I thought that was a given. :wink:
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I LOVE those Bad Lip Reading clips, Mandy. Have you seen the Gingrich one? :lol:
Freakzilla wrote:What are you, racist?
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What?

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A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Then you covet it.
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That one's from my bio-dad, BTW.
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