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chanilover wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Last night I had a dream that I was in a foursome with three women, one of them had extremely long nipples.

Pix or it didn't happen.

This.

SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

chanilover wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Last night I had a dream that I was in a foursome with three women, one of them had extremely long nipples.

Pix or it didn't happen.

You want a pic of me dreaming about a foursome?

He wants to watch you sleeping...

Yeah well, you know, there's bound to be the odd lump in the bed LOL.

chanilover wrote:Yeah well, you know, there's bound to be the odd lump in the bed LOL.

Hopefully he doesn't have a curious cat.

Snowball wrote:

chanilover wrote:Yeah well, you know, there's bound to be the odd lump in the bed LOL.

Hopefully he doesn't have a curious cat.

I have four.

Freakzilla wrote:

Snowball wrote:

chanilover wrote:Yeah well, you know, there's bound to be the odd lump in the bed LOL.

Hopefully he doesn't have a curious cat.

I have four.

The more cats the merrier ... ? (sp?)

Freakzilla wrote:

Snowball wrote:

chanilover wrote:Yeah well, you know, there's bound to be the odd lump in the bed LOL.

Hopefully he doesn't have a curious cat.

I have four.

You see? You DID have something in common with Hyppo!

ouch!

Freakzilla wrote:

Snowball wrote:

chanilover wrote:Yeah well, you know, there's bound to be the odd lump in the bed LOL.

Hopefully he doesn't have a curious cat.

I have four.

Well in that case, I just hope your penis isn't big enough to give them a scratching post...

This is what I dreamt last night.

There was a short guy who's face was a bit like a rat, and he was walking around with a creature which looked like a rat who jumped up and tore people's faces off with its mouth. Later last night/this morning I dreamt I was in a lift with a another short guy in a suit who I didn't recognise, the door opened onto a floor which lookedl like an old abandoned warehouse. I could see the first short guy with the rat-creature walking around and the lift door started to close and I was relieved he didn't see me. Then he turned around and looked at me and I can't remember what his face was like but it was so scary I woke up in fright!

Interpretations, please.

chanilover wrote:This is what I dreamt last night.

There was a short guy who's face was a bit like a rat, and he was walking around with a creature which looked like a rat who jumped up and tore people's faces off with its mouth. Later last night/this morning I dreamt I was in a lift with a another short guy in a suit who I didn't recognise, the door opened onto a floor which lookedl like an old abandoned warehouse. I could see the first short guy with the rat-creature walking around and the lift door started to close and I was relieved he didn't see me. Then he turned around and looked at me and I can't remember what his face was like but it was so scary I woke up in fright!

Interpretations, please.

You want to have sex with your mom.

There is short ugly man giving you trouble and causing you undo worry?

you shouldn't have eaten that last slice of pizza before retiring for the night?


but seriously...I think dreams are just our minds way of releasing information while we sleep. IMHO, very rarely will there be a meaning behind them.

Snowball wrote:

chanilover wrote:...

Interpretations, please.

You want to have sex with your mom.

I certainly didn't expect THAT!

Yesterday (Sunday) morning I dreamt it was summer and I was driving around near my aunt's house in a neighboring town, in a convertible with the top down. I could feel the heat in the air and the warmth of the sun through my clothes.

It was SOOOO nice.

Snowball wrote:

chanilover wrote:This is what I dreamt last night.

There was a short guy who's face was a bit like a rat, and he was walking around with a creature which looked like a rat who jumped up and tore people's faces off with its mouth. Later last night/this morning I dreamt I was in a lift with a another short guy in a suit who I didn't recognise, the door opened onto a floor which lookedl like an old abandoned warehouse. I could see the first short guy with the rat-creature walking around and the lift door started to close and I was relieved he didn't see me. Then he turned around and looked at me and I can't remember what his face was like but it was so scary I woke up in fright!

Interpretations, please.

You want to have sex with your mom.

Only because your mum is busy doing the rounds at the truck stop.

Eyes High wrote:There is short ugly man giving you trouble and causing you undo worry?

you shouldn't have eaten that last slice of pizza before retiring for the night?


but seriously...I think dreams are just our minds way of releasing information while we sleep. IMHO, very rarely will there be a meaning behind them.

I think your dreams are your mind's way of sorting through the junk in your head, it's just weird the way it gets jumbled up. I'm sure there's some sort of meaning in that dream, but I've got no idea what it is. I still can't believe I woke up from a nightmare LOL.

SandChigger wrote:

Snowball wrote:

chanilover wrote:...

Interpretations, please.

You want to have sex with your mom.

I certainly didn't expect THAT!

Yesterday (Sunday) morning I dreamt it was summer and I was driving around near my aunt's house in a neighboring town, in a convertible with the top down. I could feel the heat in the air and the warmth of the sun through my clothes.

It was SOOOO nice.

Did you enjoy the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair? Oh no, hang on.

ZING!!!

At least I can grow a proper moustache, Baby Face. Oh ho, no!

Plus, SC makes up for the loss on his back. So there's that.

Maybe if the back hair grows long enough he can funnel it through to the top of his shirt and make a faux-beard.

Omphalos wrote:Plus, SC makes up for the loss on his back. So there's that.

HOW do you know these things?!

It's been an ongoing assumption for years due to the lack of evidence to the contrary. Come, let us bask in your shaven glory... please send help, preferably Swedish.

sorry to interrupt that sidetracking but I thought this movie was relevant to this post:
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SandChigger wrote:ZING!!!

At least I can grow a proper moustache, Baby Face. Oh ho, no!

Even my own mother made fun of my bumfluff 'tache when she saw it. I was so glad to get rid of that.

Wonder if the fabled CombOver is just really long arsecrack hair which the KJA has trained to sit on his head.

I thought his face was his arse...

which explains why so much shit comes out of it directly into the dictoilet's wide microphone seat

Kevbecca both look like they're doing handstands.