Re: Discribe the BT!
Posted: 08 Feb 2010 16:34
I couldn't bare to read on after Hunters.
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no, seriously, don't do that ....reverendmotherQ. wrote:I must finish to know even more of how they've turned the Dune legacy into a cash cow. But it's going to be depressing I know. Then I will reread the original to purge my mind of the rampant lies.
I'll take a stab at it...SandRider wrote:...and also, Omph, even tho Swordmaster's water was poured into Hyppo's douchebag,
I sure wish you'd correct the spelling on the topic line - just cause the plastic ninja couldn't
spell doesn't mean we should leave the impression the rest of us can't ..... (with certain exceptions...)
Let us know when you get to the "deep-throating" episode.reverendmotherQ. wrote:I'm reading Grunters for the first time...
Now that is funny!SandRider wrote:and also, Omph, even tho Swordmaster's water was poured into Hyppo's douchebag...
What's this now? Something about his title?SandRider wrote:...I sure wish you'd correct the spelling on the topic line - just cause the plastic ninja couldn't
spell doesn't mean we should leave the impression the rest of us can't ..... (with certain exceptions...)
Good job!Omphalos wrote:See, now it works.
The hell?SandChigger wrote:Let us know when you get to the "deep-throating" episode.reverendmotherQ. wrote:I'm reading Grunters for the first time...
Although I rather suspect we'll know from the screams...
This sounds like an excellent plan. :runs for liquor cabinet. Now for the fire, but damn its cold. Why don't I have a fire place? My parents have no imagination when it comes to houses and now would be an excellent time to own one. Oh, wait. It's not my book. >.<trang wrote:Encase your head in aluminium foil, get a voodoo chicken and rabbits foot. a 4 four leaf clover, . and check to make sure your health premiums are up to date. These are the checks to make before forging forward into the remainder of those two pieces of bile.reverendmotherQ. wrote:I must finish to know even more of how they've turned the Dune legacy into a cash cow. But it's going to be depressing I know. Then I will reread the original to purge my mind of the rampant lies.
as for sad worms... two things.. ghola's, ghola's.... and worms are like Baskin-Robins.
If you survive those and wish to really take a spin on the death wheel... there is Paul and and BagOWinds. I Highly suggest revisiting all of the above checks and included the following:
1. read near an open flame (tear each page out after you have read it and burn it)
2. have at least two fifths of whiskey handy
3. a computer with net access and Jacurutu forums open and ready
4. an open window to scream out
She has the Sight! Could she be The One?reverendmotherQ. wrote:Alas, I suspect this must be even worse.
Coward!So I'm trying to do homework to distract my self from the impending literary DOOM.
Nowhere, except in KJA and the other guy's Paul of DUNE.reverendmotherQ. wrote:Or a busy student.
But I did read this morning and found a thought to ponder.
KJA's Tleilaxu seem to be tremendously prescient in storing cells for potential gholas. All that nonsense about the sword with Muad Dib's cells is a little extravagant. It's been a while since I read the original series, mostly the earlier ones, and where does this sword make even the slightest appearance in Herbert's text?
Yeah, because in the original it seemed that the Tleilaxu never ventured beyond their home unless necessary. That would be why they have face dancers to do the dirty work. In Muadib's time I am sure they had better things to worry about than ressurrecting a political obstacle.Seraphan wrote:Nowhere, except in KJA and the other guy's Paul of DUNE.reverendmotherQ. wrote:Or a busy student.
But I did read this morning and found a thought to ponder.
KJA's Tleilaxu seem to be tremendously prescient in storing cells for potential gholas. All that nonsense about the sword with Muad Dib's cells is a little extravagant. It's been a while since I read the original series, mostly the earlier ones, and where does this sword make even the slightest appearance in Herbert's text?
Everything you read in those literary atrocities stems from the fact the KJA hates the Dune novels. The idiot misunderstood the first one, saying that Paul was the greatest hero of science fiction to him.reverendmotherQ. wrote:Yeah, because in the original it seemed that the Tleilaxu never ventured beyond their home unless necessary. That would be why they have face dancers to do the dirty work. In Muadib's time I am sure they had better things to worry about than ressurrecting a political obstacle.Seraphan wrote:Nowhere, except in KJA and the other guy's Paul of DUNE.reverendmotherQ. wrote:Or a busy student.
But I did read this morning and found a thought to ponder.
KJA's Tleilaxu seem to be tremendously prescient in storing cells for potential gholas. All that nonsense about the sword with Muad Dib's cells is a little extravagant. It's been a while since I read the original series, mostly the earlier ones, and where does this sword make even the slightest appearance in Herbert's text?
Silly KJA, Dune is for Frank. Leave it that way!
OH NO HE WON'T! He's ruining my beloved dune and now he want's to fuck with BSG!Added: I forgot to mention the fact that, since he hates Dune, he is desperatly trying to re-write it his way.
That's the reason for the prequels/interquels/sequels. Want proof of this attitude of his? In one of his infamous tweets, he wrote that he didn't like the end of Battlestar Galactica, stating "Will write a few chapters of my own".
I think we agree he should keep his filthy paws off Caprica and Boomer.reverendmotherQ. wrote:OH NO HE WON'T! He's ruining my beloved dune and now he want's to fuck with BSG!Added: I forgot to mention the fact that, since he hates Dune, he is desperatly trying to re-write it his way.
That's the reason for the prequels/interquels/sequels. Want proof of this attitude of his? In one of his infamous tweets, he wrote that he didn't like the end of Battlestar Galactica, stating "Will write a few chapters of my own".
OH, its on. THis bitch won't know whats coming.
As you will see they come in all the flavors!!!reverendmotherQ. wrote:This sounds like an excellent plan. :runs for liquor cabinet. Now for the fire, but damn its cold. Why don't I have a fire place? My parents have no imagination when it comes to houses and now would be an excellent time to own one. Oh, wait. It's not my book. >.<trang wrote:Encase your head in aluminium foil, get a voodoo chicken and rabbits foot. a 4 four leaf clover, . and check to make sure your health premiums are up to date. These are the checks to make before forging forward into the remainder of those two pieces of bile.reverendmotherQ. wrote:I must finish to know even more of how they've turned the Dune legacy into a cash cow. But it's going to be depressing I know. Then I will reread the original to purge my mind of the rampant lies.
as for sad worms... two things.. ghola's, ghola's.... and worms are like Baskin-Robins.
If you survive those and wish to really take a spin on the death wheel... there is Paul and and BagOWinds. I Highly suggest revisiting all of the above checks and included the following:
1. read near an open flame (tear each page out after you have read it and burn it)
2. have at least two fifths of whiskey handy
3. a computer with net access and Jacurutu forums open and ready
4. an open window to scream out
Gholas as baskin robins - nice metaphor I'm going to guess. Do they come in blueberry?
why start holding back now?SandRider wrote:I've got a really sick and twisted comment,
but I'll just email it to the SandChigger ....
I don't recall it appearing either, and I don't think that it was actually very clear (in the original Frank Herbert novels) that the Scattering Bene Tleilaxu Masters did, in fact, have any of those tubes containing cell samples. The reason I say that is because I don't believe that the Scattering BT Masters were using the ghola process to reincarnate themselves. Recall that the Old Empire Bene Tleilaxu Masters did not recognize and did not trust the returning Scattering BT Masters. If the returning Masters were simply reincarnated gholas of Old Empire Masters who had left in the Scattering, then the Old Empire BT Masters would have recognized them, and known them by name.reverendmotherQ. wrote:Or a busy student.
But I did read this morning and found a thought to ponder.
KJA's Tleilaxu seem to be tremendously prescient in storing cells for potential gholas. All that nonsense about the sword with Muad Dib's cells is a little extravagant. It's been a while since I read the original series, mostly the earlier ones, and where does this sword make even the slightest appearance in Herbert's text?