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You guys are over thinking this. Its just, fuck the hack.
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Haven't been following Dune/McDune stuff in a while, just looked over KJA's twitter for the heck of it...Jesus, Becca has gained a lot of weight :shock: :shock:
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A recent gem from the Hack:
Keith wrote:some authors write 1 book a year, which is perfectly acceptable. I just wonder what they do during the other eleven months?
Here's a hint, Keith - they re-write and edit until they're happy with it.
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Sev wrote:A recent gem from the Hack:
Keith wrote:some authors write 1 book a year, which is perfectly acceptable. I just wonder what they do during the other eleven months?
Here's a hint, Keith - they re-write and edit until they're happy with it.

OMG, did he really twat that?
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They also work on other projects, maybe even media. Not everyone one is a fucking shitheel piece of shit worthy of only being scraped off ones boot. What about those authors who publish less than once a year? Quantity is only a metric used by those racing the fucking bottom, like fucking Keith.

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Did he really say that?
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Freakzilla wrote:Did he really say that?
Yes KJA said that I've just read that tweet.
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Freakzilla wrote:Did he really say that?
Almost:

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:shock:
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Looks like someone is trying to convince himself.
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Serkanner wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Did he really say that?
Almost:

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The Lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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It just blows my mind that someone would brag about how fast they can write a book.
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I'm gonna time my next shit, sit to wipe.
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inhuien wrote:I'm gonna time my next shit, sit to wipe.
You should start with the unbuckling.
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:( im shit at that game.
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Goddamnit that thing is annoying.
I've only managed to pull the door and fart lightly.
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Oh dear.

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"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

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Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
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Serkanner wrote:Oh dear.

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Apparently he's been cranking these things out fast enough to have a trilogy already. My, my, where does the time go?

Anyway, it gets better:
Amazon wrote:New York Times bestselling author Brian Herbert and his wife, Jan, have combined their talents to create an epic ecological fantasy novel. In 2024, Earth is consumed by a great War of Ocean Liberation. A military force of sea creatures attacks naval installations, shuts down shipping lanes and fishing operations, and destroys offshore oil-drilling rigs. Huge blue whales, sharks, dolphins, and even monstrous creatures thought to be extinct—all strike with ferocity and surprising strength. The marine armada is led by hybrid, transformed humans who call themselves Sea Warriors, ocean-rights zealots who can swim to the deepest regions of the sea and live off the bounty of the waters. Their commander, Kimo Pohaku, announces his startling intention: the complete liberation of the seas from human control. Finally, the ocean is fighting back, but it might be too late
Published by Wordfire Press. [http://www.amazon.com/Ocean-The-Cycle-O ... 1614751137

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Wordfire Press. For when your work really shouldn't be published.

(Unless its the estate we're raping to give ourselves legitimacy*)







*In which case its a crime against humanity that Wordfire is making money off this.
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Sea Warriors? :puke:
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I wonder if it has waterworms?™®*




























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New York Times bestselling author Brian Herbert and his wife, Jan, have combined a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶l̶i̶c̶h̶é̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶m̶i̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶e̶n̶t̶s̶'̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶c̶e̶s̶s̶ their talents to create an epic ecological fantasy novel.
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BH on Twitter is the most surprising thing here....But..I thought...philosophical reservations?

Times like these make ya miss the ole Chig...
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Sandwurm88 wrote:BH on Twitter is the most surprising thing here....But..I thought...philosophical reservations?

Times like these make ya miss the ole Chig...
14evin must've insisted, likely because he knew it would make brian uncomfortable as well as his desire to wield some authority.
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