Eye for an Eye... if sexes are equal

Post by **Freakzilla** » 04 Mar 2009 13:49

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-ge ... e.For.Eye/

This Iranian woman got acid thrown in her face and blinded by a man she spurned.

According to Iranian law, she should be able to blind him with acid. However, a woman is only worth half a man in Iran so she would only get to blind him in one eye.

orald · Post by **orald** » 04 Mar 2009 14:13

Ah, nonsense, they should post real stories, like how those Israelies are eating Palastinian babies and sumsuch.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 04 Mar 2009 14:17

orald wrote:Ah, nonsense, they should post real stories, like how those Israelies are eating Palastinian babies and sumsuch.

That's common knowledge.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 04 Mar 2009 19:57

Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 04 Mar 2009 19:58

SandChigger wrote:Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.

Unless, of course, you wrap them in bacon. Oh wait, are midgets kosher?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 04 Mar 2009 21:26

Right, ixnay on the bacon.

And yes, they're kosher if they've been brissed.

nymphitz · Post by **nymphitz** » 04 Mar 2009 21:37

Wow! I cannot stop laughing out loud... Midgets, bacon... quite the combination.

Post by **Omphalos** » 04 Mar 2009 22:13

Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.
Unless, of course, you wrap them in bacon. Oh wait, are midgets kosher?

Midgets are kosher. Babies were hilal until it was found that some of them barf in their mouths then swallow it again. Since then they have been declared unclean chewers of their cud.

orald · Post by **orald** » 05 Mar 2009 00:44

How the fuck did this get to barfing babies?

And why would I care if anything's kosher, dear SC?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Mar 2009 01:59

Oh, sorry, my bad! I thought you had to be Jewish to be Israeli. Silly me!

You know, like you have to be Mor(m)on to live in Utah.

(I know, Crys isn't Mormon, but he did have to get circumscribed to live there.

)

orald · Post by **orald** » 05 Mar 2009 03:02

You know very well I'm a Jew, though again, you fail to explain why I'd give a damn about kosher foods.

Or, in short, you know damn well I'm far from religeous, so stop trying imply all sorts of stuff about me that way.

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 05 Mar 2009 03:29

orald wrote:You know very well I'm a Jew, though again, you fail to explain why I'd give a damn about kosher foods.

Or, in short, you know damn well I'm far from religeous, so stop trying imply all sorts of stuff about me that way.

That's a spelling mistake that actually brings respect! Like misspelling the name of some obnoxious pop star, or not knowing the lyrics to an 80s song.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Mar 2009 05:27

Oh, that's right, you're an ethnic Jew.

We had a woman here from Canada who was one of those.

SwordMaster · Post by **SwordMaster** » 05 Mar 2009 09:51

I like born again Jews, they are so much more militant then those born into the tribe. My favorite jew is Bernie Madoff. Nothing better then a guy who fakes being Jewish to get at that Jewish investment cash. Meet and greet at the synagogue even wore the Yakima.

As Peter Griffen said "Yah, not the retarded ones"

Post by **Freakzilla** » 05 Mar 2009 11:36

SandChigger wrote:Oh, that's right, you're an ethnic Jew.

We had a woman here from Canada who was one of those.

God! They're like cockroaches!

(Canadians, not ethnic Jews.)

SwordMaster · Post by **SwordMaster** » 05 Mar 2009 11:45

Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Oh, that's right, you're an ethnic Jew.

We had a woman here from Canada who was one of those.
God! They're like cockroaches!

(Canadians, not ethnic Jews.)

LOL

orald · Post by **orald** » 05 Mar 2009 12:52

Do you have any idea how tired I am after night shifts? Ignore the spelling mistake, I can see for myself the whole post is kinda garbled.

Bijaz · Post by **Bijaz** » 05 Mar 2009 13:01

SandChigger wrote:Yeah. OLD news, orald.

I can't believe you're still eating babies after all the medical reports have shown that midgets are much, much healthier.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 05 Mar 2009 14:18

Freakzilla wrote:(Canadians, not ethnic Jews.)

Don't worry, "it's kosher, as Christmas."

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Mar 2009 16:23

orald wrote:Do you have any idea how tired I am after night shifts? Ignore the spelling mistake, I can see for myself the whole post is kinda garbled.

Don't worry. You're fun when you're slap-happy.

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Mar 2009 16:16

You're never fun, ya old tick.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 06 Mar 2009 16:45

Oh, aren't you just the little bundle of joy?

Here, I've got a carrot: pretend you're a camel again! Chomp chomp!

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Mar 2009 17:22

SandChigger wrote:Oh, aren't you just the little bundle of joy?

Here, I've got a carrot: pretend you're a camel again! Chomp chomp!

Come on, you can do better than that.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 06 Mar 2009 17:29

Meh. Haven't had my morning coffee yet and besides, pissy little petrol pushers aren't worth that much exertion.