Have I read PoD? Yes. I just finished it. After Sandworms I was so angry I swore never to read PoD......but that was a year ago and I was weak, WEAK!!!!
Forgive me.....And now I swear I will never read Winds of Dune. Really.
Once again, I was not impressed. There WILL be
spoilers. Let's go:
- The two alternating timeperiods structure did not work for me. It made me stop reading after I finished one of the periods.
- The stories themselves were not that interesting. I found myself counting the pages I had to read until the next 'chapter'. a bad sign.
- Stealing a lot of plot points from Dune Messiah (foreshadowing Korba's treachery is just one example), removing the surprise in Dune: Messiah.
And now for the really annoying things:
- Paul fighting alongside his troops in the Jihad? No way! And Paul back on Caladan? Maybe, but I got the impression from Dune that he would have to live on Arrakis forever, because of the total spice-addiction.
- After the assassins try to kill young Paul on Caladan, Duke Leto thinks to himself: "They tried to murder my son!!!". OMG, This totally ruins the assassination attempt in DUNE....!!!: Duke Leto thinks the very same line in DUNE when the hunter-seeker attacks Paul . Why would Leto be so shocked in DUNE, if it was already tried once beforce, here in PoD?
- Paul is constantly brooding over his 'terrible destiny' over and over and OVER and OVER. YES WE KNOW already!!! sheeshhh.
- Irulan pointing out every other page that her biographies are myths and not an accurate portrayal of Paul's real life. Paul was born on Kaitain you know.
- The Grumman attack on the monastery on Caladan. How did those Grumman planes even get that close? Doesn't Caladan have planetary defences? Nobody else seemed to have noticed them? Highly improbable.
- Why was Shaddam in this book? He served no purpose. The only thing he did was ordering the death of that poor Dalak fellow. Wensicia is reduced to a murdering bitch who carries out the execution. Psychopath style, like every other character in these prequels.
- In DUNE Pauls move to Arrakis was his first off-world trip. Here he travels to Ecaz AND Grumman. Inconsistencies blamed on Irulans writing. Yeah right.
But when you read about these trips, he actually did NOTHING of consequence. On Ecaz he walks into a meeting and promptly gets thrown out again. Why he needed to be there I still don't know. And on Grumman he joins the Atreides attack-forces (yes, a 12 year old heir of a duke), only to get thrown out when the fighting gets tough. Why violating canon when it serves no purpose??? Bad writing!
- That Bludd character. This whole insane murderplot, only to become famous? Totally unrealistic. I don't buy it. Bad, bad, bad!
- Rabban gets to lead the attack against the Atreides on Grumman? Why? I thought the Harkonnen involvement was supposed to be a secret. Of course some Atreides would recognize him. Idiots.
- The now all too familiar disgusting descriptions of violence and gore. It is almost as if these writers love to describe how "thick blood squirts from raw wounds and how heads fall graciously from the bloody stump on her still convulsing corpse." or something like that.
- Irulan gets an
unexpected visit from a couple of Bene Gesseritts in the Citadel. How did these witches infiltrate the Muad'dibs Royal Palace without anybody noticing it. Are there no guards upon guards upon guards? Must be their 'magic' powers.
- When Fenring lands in Arrakeen, the first thing he does is murder a guard... WHY? Why would he do that when he wants to kill Paul later on? Why risk imprisonement? He comes across as an incompetent psychopath.
- Poor Bludd gets sentenced to death, but this dangerous Fenring psychopath may live. Ok, why? Because he is Pauls fellow 'Kwizatz Haderach? I get it. Actually, no.
- At the end of this book Irulan seems content in her role as the emperor's platonic wife. WTF? In Messiah she was practically begging to bear his child.
That's enough. I can't wait to read Winds of Dune. Or Maybe I can.