Raping raccoons is a bad idea
Posted: 28 Jan 2009 15:19
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Raccoon bites off perverts penis
A raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified animal.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off.
"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with," said one friend.
Raccoon bites off perverts penis
A raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified animal.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off.
"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with," said one friend.
