Jessica to the Winds of Dune inconsistencies!

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 29 Mar 2009 10:46

TheDukester wrote:
SandChigger wrote:With their usual skill ...
All I needed to know; I stopped reading there. Thanks, Amazon!

That was beautiful. That's really all any reader needs to know. I get the feeling that everyone's tired of trying to summarize their bullshit now. I've noticed most of the "reviews" for their books now are just simple summaries and no longer even try to critique them. Fans of theirs wouldn't understand a critique anyway.

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 30 Mar 2009 14:55

Man I should have read this earlier... they(KJA) wants to make Bronso an antagonist? Bronso's role started and ended in the first few pages of Dune Messiah. There were HUNDREDS OF OTHERS JUST LIKE HIM. It was my interpretation of that interview that it was representative of what was happening in the priesthood, the movement to quell all rebellion.

So basically, suggesting that Bronso was some kind of historian popular movement ringleader is...actually kinda par for what they've been doing to Dune. Sadly.

I hope it doesn't take Alia and Jessica 200-effing pages to realize that Bronso is being shuttled around on Guild ships. It probably will.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 30 Mar 2009 15:03

OMG, it was an "in case you forgot what happened in the last book" chapter.

Take note, KJA: FH did one for the previous book, not for each of the previous chapters, you dumb fuck.

I guess Hadi Bennoto, the archeologist who read from Leto's Journals in the first chapter of GEoD is going to be made into a main character too?

Raiders of the Lost Dune, here we come...

Mr. Teg · Post by **Mr. Teg** » 30 Mar 2009 18:40

Coming this summer, TOR will release it's much anticipated WOD!
Samples available soon...

"This is their best , yet!"
-Bryon Merritt
Hospital Nurse

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 30 Mar 2009 19:01

"Er, um, I meant, this is their best yet after Paul of Dune!"

—Byron Merritt, ER nurse, film reviewer, boardnazi nanny, former writer

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 30 Mar 2009 21:02

"Even more A-to-B than that last one they did ... whatever it was."

— American Short Attention Span Society (AS-ASS)

Redstar · Post by **Redstar** » 30 Mar 2009 22:30

I'm looking forward to certain aspects being clarified, since FH had a habit of leaving out the good stuff.

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 31 Mar 2009 12:13

"One star is good.. because that means.. like... it's number one."
--HLP memo

Post by **Freakzilla** » 31 Mar 2009 12:16

Redstar wrote:I'm looking forward to certain aspects being clarified, since FH had a habit of leaving out the good stuff.

Like what?

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 31 Mar 2009 13:49

Redstar wrote:I'm looking forward to certain aspects being clarified, since FH had a habit of leaving out the good stuff.

Yes...inconsistencies, boring characters and Ultraspice are good stuff...

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 31 Mar 2009 14:00

I think you guys need to have your sarcasm detectors inspected!

Redstar · Post by **Redstar** » 31 Mar 2009 14:00

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Redstar wrote:I'm looking forward to certain aspects being clarified, since FH had a habit of leaving out the good stuff.
i hope that was tongue-in-cheek...

Well considering three of you seem to not get my occasional sarcasm, I wont even play this one out.

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 31 Mar 2009 14:08

Redstar wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
Redstar wrote:I'm looking forward to certain aspects being clarified, since FH had a habit of leaving out the good stuff.
i hope that was tongue-in-cheek...
Well considering three of you seem to not get my occasional sarcasm, I wont even play this one out.

I apologize for my lack of sensitivity and...

Wait ! You're not my wife...

Post by **Freakzilla** » 31 Mar 2009 14:36

It's easier to pick up on your emotion across the internet when smilies are used.

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 31 Mar 2009 14:40

Freakzilla wrote:It's easier to pick up on your emotion across the internet when smilies are used.

I can relate...

Ampoliros · Post by **Ampoliros** » 31 Mar 2009 15:16

In that case we need even more smileys. I like the angry red rant smiley. Would also be nice to have a Snarky smiley and a Sarcasm smiley.

Maybe a gay-69 smiley for reposting Dumbnovels self congratulatory posts.

Redstar · Post by **Redstar** » 31 Mar 2009 15:18

Freakzilla wrote:It's easier to pick up on your emotion across the internet when smilies are used.

I kinda figured the context (this very forum we're on and what it's all about) would do that job.

(Actually, I was baiting anyone to see if they'd take me seriously, in which case I'd go into details why the new books are "good". But with three people not getting my sarcasm after the time [I've been here] I decided it wouldn't be a fun joke [without a majority of people in on it])

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 31 Mar 2009 17:26

Wull I got it this time!

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 31 Mar 2009 19:41

SandChigger wrote:Wull I got it this time!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 31 Mar 2009 20:10

Eew! Stop trying to give me the clap.

(And go brush your teeth or gargle or something. Your breath reeks of Mountain Dew!

)

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 31 Mar 2009 20:37

Nice recover, B.B.!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 31 Mar 2009 20:56

Oh. I hope you didn't pull anything...

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 01 Apr 2009 18:43

New personal best?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 02 Apr 2009 10:13

We really need Asshole to release some more details about the Jessica's Wind plot ... we're getting pretty desperate here.

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 02 Apr 2009 10:19

SandChigger wrote:We really need Asshole to release some more details about the Jessica's Wind plot ... we're getting pretty desperate here.

You... want to know more about her queefs?