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Some one's been very baaaaaad :P

Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery
Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery
Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:52pm GMT

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.
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I know this is a cliche of sorts but, WTF?! :shock:
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I can't decide if this is a story about a superhuman criminal or incredible stupid victems/police.
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People under the influence of superstition and religion?

It's about incredible stupidity.


Oops, sorry! Did I step on anyone's sensitive PC toes? Cultural relativity?

Fucking nonsense. :roll:
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"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
I'm sorry but this is just too much :lol:
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lol.. I thought I'd lost my mind for a second. I knew I'd posted this already.
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Whoops! Sorry about that one :)
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lol.. I thought my avatar was changed, I blamed the magic goat.
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Mandy wrote:lol.. I thought my avatar was changed, I blamed the magic goat.
Gives new meaning to "scapegoat", huh? :lol:
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Why does Mandy always make the posts about the weird animal stories?

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Sole Man wrote:Why does Mandy always make the posts about the weird animal stories?

Hey! Sandrider! You find her on any of the farm-porn sites you go to?
shhhh.. that's a secret.
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note that foreign guy who claims to be an election observer
and hates his child ...

this is why no-one gives a fuck about Rhodesia ....
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(Zimbabwe. :P )
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Now I'm confused. Got two don't give a fuck about Africa threads
and two of these goat things. And a racoon-rape story. I'm getting sleepy.
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SandRider wrote:I'm getting sleepy.
Good night, then.

And dreams of magical Jewish saints manifesting as floating opaque black ellipsoids keep thee sound...

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Hmmm ... interesting.

I was just going to teach someone the word Scheißkopf, which is German for "shit head" ... but I guess it's not necessary now....
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"Strontkop" is perhaps a nice alternative?
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Dutch, eh? ;)

The -kop is obviously cognate with Kopf (head). What's the stront mean?
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