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Posted: 25 Jan 2009 13:08
by SandRider
Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands.
moisturizer ?

Posted: 25 Jan 2009 13:27
by Freakzilla
SandRider wrote:
Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands.
moisturizer ?
Inconsistancy! Gurney is a Swordmaster, his hands should be caloused.

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 14:59
by GamePlayer
Tleszer wrote:Jessica's breasts heaved to and fro between Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands. He suckled lightly on her teats, her moaning becoming heavy and thunderous the more he used his wet and agile tongue. Finally, he penetrated her. "I'm com-ing!" Gurney melodically sang.

Despite his stone-burned eyes, Paul saw his mother and Gurney-man make sweet, hot love through the power of his prescient visions. He felt both sickened and turned on as he became a witness to this nausea-inducing event. This vision could not leave him soon enough. Their panting would continue to haunt him until the day he died.
I feel violated :)

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 15:13
by inhuien
^^^ This whole thread has left me feeling sick, and not in a good way. But still I come back for more :oops:

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 15:19
by GamePlayer
"Dressed up...like a car crash..." :)

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 15:33
by inhuien
"Hand in the pocket...Finger on the steel" :D

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 15:48
by GamePlayer
inhuien wrote:"Hand in the pocket...Finger on the steel" :D
I love you :)
*runs to iPod to put on some U2 singing "Exit"*

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 16:09
by Tleszer
GamePlayer wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Jessica's breasts heaved to and fro between Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands. He suckled lightly on her teats, her moaning becoming heavy and thunderous the more he used his wet and agile tongue. Finally, he penetrated her. "I'm com-ing!" Gurney melodically sang.

Despite his stone-burned eyes, Paul saw his mother and Gurney-man make sweet, hot love through the power of his prescient visions. He felt both sickened and turned on as he became a witness to this nausea-inducing event. This vision could not leave him soon enough. Their panting would continue to haunt him until the day he died.
I feel violated :)
Then I've done my job well. :D

on Cowboy butt-sex

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 16:30
by Sole Man
I miss her...

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 17:34
by SandChigger
Who? Your girlfriend? Run down to the hardware or whatever and get a bicycle tire patch kit already. :roll:

oN kENNEDY...WAIT...

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 19:10
by Sole Man
She got killed, bastard.

You can put a thousand bullets through a person's head a thousand times with nothing going wrong, but that thousand and first time...

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 20:18
by SandRider
have you got a lawyer, son ?

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 20:36
by Schu
Guerney had had a very hard training session: Bene Gesserit teachings were not easy to learn. But he had some huge talents pent up in him, and Jessica seemed to know how to release that. It did not help, however, when she wore gossamer coverings through which her still lovely body could be seen, though difficult to make out perfectly.

"And now for a lesson on observation, Guerney man" Guerney looked up, confused yet daring to hope, as Jessica eased her straps over her shoulder and slowly teased her clothes off. Guerney was held still, almost hypnotised, waiting for her large, motherly breasts to bounce out.

He was not disappointed. Jessica twirled her legs around a training fixture which the ancients would have called a "pole" and used that to swing her body in the ancient dance which her memories had taught her - she had many seductresses in her ancestry. "One of the most important lessons is to be able to identify with things, even if they aren't other people. You should identify with this training fixture as I pulsate against it, press my breasts upon it, lick it, suck it.." Guerney simply muttered "My lady! My lady!" as he put a hand down his training trunks, helping him identify with the "pole" greatly.

"This is a graduation ceremony of sorts" she whispered "as matriarch of the Atreides, I order you to pleasure me". But the great warrior-troubador was no great lover, nor a man of great restraint. He had already had his spice-blow, and could only play the baliset as Jessica was forced to service herself. "Gods below, Guerney, do you think I would have given you all those lessons on pelvic control if I'd have known you couldn't hold yourself despite that?" All Guerney thought was that he wished he'd cleaned his hands before playing the baliset.

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 20:50
by SandChigger
:shock:

:shock:

:shock:

:lol:

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 22:50
by Tleszer
SandChigger wrote::shock:

:shock:

:shock:

:lol:
My reaction exactly. Great job, Schu!

Posted: 26 Jan 2009 23:24
by Schu
Thanks guys, thought that might get some interesting reactions!

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 00:33
by GamePlayer
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Simply brilliant, my dear Schu. You have mastered smut. KJA is merely half the man you are :)

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 07:56
by Nebiros
Maybe the Normacle will get involved in it somehow... :roll:

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 10:04
by SandChigger
Norma?

After more than 10,000 years her slimy old hole is probably grown over and gone.

I guess you could always do a paizuri in the cleft between the lobes of her massive pulsating brain... :?

Or maybe she'll appear and give someone a mind-blow?

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 13:08
by inhuien
Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 15:52
by SandChigger
What'd'I say? :shock:

On sick twistedness

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 15:55
by Sole Man
SandChigger wrote:Norma?

After more than 10,000 years her slimy old hole is probably grown over and gone.

I guess you could always do a paizuri in the cleft between the lobes of her massive pulsating brain... :?

Or maybe she'll appear and give someone a mind-blow?
In the Immoratal words of Hank Hill: Buuuggh.

Just to get that out of my mind, I'm going to fuck my Sadistic Girlfreind's corpse.

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 15:57
by inhuien
SandChigger wrote:What'd'I say? :shock:
I think it was this that did it.
SandChigger wrote:I guess you could always do a paizuri in the cleft between the lobes of her massive pulsating brain...
That or it was Jessica screaming, the Jury's still out.

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 21:36
by TheDukester
Ugh. I need to scrub my mind now ...

Posted: 27 Jan 2009 22:45
by Tleszer
TheDukester wrote:Ugh. I need to scrub my mind now ...
Me too! I am outraged at what has been done in this thread! It is immoral and has degraded the quality of my life. I am very disappointed in you Chig for creating this thread. It's despicable!










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Gurney realized his lust for Jessica after he caught her playing the game "Baliset Hero." It was only after he witnessed her getting 375,298 points on Expert Level on the final song that his lust turned to love. Sweet, hot, unevolved monkey love. When he burst into her bedroom to congratulate her and confess his admiration of her ample dirty pillows she said, "Is that a baliset or are you just happy to see me?"