On-Line Dating

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 18 Jan 2009 23:52

I was wondering if any of you young'uns have ever used
any of the online dating things, and if you had any tips for
me. I set up a profile on this site, check it out and give me
some feedback.

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 19 Jan 2009 00:31

SandRider wrote:I was wondering if any of you young'uns have ever used
any of the online dating things, and if you had any tips for
me. I set up a profile on this site, check it out and give me
some feedback.

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Rob

Schu · Post by **Schu** » 19 Jan 2009 03:57

Armin wrote:Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?
Location: Linz, Austria

I love women. I love beer. I love pretzels. I love songs to drink beer to, sing about women in and eat pretzels to. You want me?

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 19 Jan 2009 10:27

You got bored one day and decided to search the Interwebs for a site full of rejects, SandRider?

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 19 Jan 2009 10:52

^^^ Well it worked before, surely that's how he found this gaff ><

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Jan 2009 10:56

Online dating is great, when I was single I used to get more ass than a toilet seat.

The basic rule is, when you meet, do it in a crowded, public place.

If they only show you pictures of their face, they're fat.

If the picture looks twenty years old, they're fat.

If you're willing to be flexible with your standards it's a lot of fun.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 19 Jan 2009 12:37

LOL

Now, where is the mail order nuclear reactors website?

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 19 Jan 2009 14:01

Heh, that page was ridiculous...

I just got out of a three-month internet-founded relationship. It was alright while it lasted (she likes her sex) but I ended up dumping her, mainly because I never even felt a big attraction in the first place. I don't think I'll do the internet dating thing again, but like Freak says, at least you can get your dick wet.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Jan 2009 14:09

Drunken Idaho wrote:Heh, that page was ridiculous...

I just got out of a three-month internet-founded relationship. It was alright while it lasted (she likes her sex) but I ended up dumping her, mainly because I never even felt a big attraction in the first place. I don't think I'll do the internet dating thing again, but like Freak says, at least you can get your dick wet.

Not only that, it's convenient! You can get to know someone a little before you meet so it's like skipping a few dates.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 19 Jan 2009 14:12

Freakzilla wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:Heh, that page was ridiculous...

I just got out of a three-month internet-founded relationship. It was alright while it lasted (she likes her sex) but I ended up dumping her, mainly because I never even felt a big attraction in the first place. I don't think I'll do the internet dating thing again, but like Freak says, at least you can get your dick wet.
Not only that, it's convenient! You can get to know someone a little before you meet so it's like skipping a few dates.

Absolutely correct. We had only just hung out a couple times at first, but on the first actual night out, I got a lot of action. (Not all the way, but much more than I expected.)

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 19 Jan 2009 18:16

Sandrider, Yous not goin' to be gettin' anyting, yuo hears me?!

You too Old! You be being too old, Snawg!

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 19 Jan 2009 18:42

Freakzilla wrote:Online dating is great, when I was single I used to get more ass than a toilet seat.

Hey I wanted to say that. I wish I'd discovered it a little earlier. It was quite a few years of fun though.

I think that would be a great site for preqs to find love.

Schu · Post by **Schu** » 19 Jan 2009 19:25

I once had someone proposition me that found me on a dating site. She had previously told me about how she'd had sex with some guy and not gone for the condom because he was allergic, and not bothered with a morning after pill, and figured she'd just get an abortion if it all went pear-shaped.

So yeah. I do love sex, but not enough to touch her with a 30 foot disinfected pole. It's a good thing we met online, I know enough crazy people already (and most of them would probably have betteranti-STD practices).

But yes, internet girls can be rather fun.

trang · Post by **trang** » 20 Jan 2009 08:25

Not into it, but been married for 21 years... thats changing, and new one met at previous job so pretty much old school.

SandRider just go to the grocery store find one ya like crash your cart into hers and show her your sandworm, your be fine, just remember to bring lemons.

Trang

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 20 Jan 2009 15:00

He should wash his sandworm first

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 20 Jan 2009 15:12

Mandy wrote:He should wash his sandworm first

That's not optional?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 20 Jan 2009 15:29

Tleszer wrote:
Mandy wrote:He should wash his sandworm first
That's not optional?

But water is poisonous to sandworms.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 21 Jan 2009 00:28

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- The Interstellar Wuss, formerly known as Darth Vader

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 21 Jan 2009 12:26

GamePlayer wrote:"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- The Interstellar Wuss, formerly known as Darth Vader

*sigh*

There was a time I thought that the new movies would be good. Oh well, just another set of prequels that suck.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 21 Jan 2009 12:28

Visually, they were excellent.

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 21 Jan 2009 16:18

Visually they were brilliant, no arguement. It was this little intervening thing that got mixed in. What's it called? Plot, that what it is.

Getting back on topic, I think Lunatic Asylum speed dating is the best way to find somebody.

orald · Post by **orald** » 27 Jan 2009 04:50

I met my ex on a dating site.

BTW, the same site is now in the spotlight after some men supposedly sexually exploited a 13 y-o boy they met there, but if you read between the lines, he looks older, was given gifts and money for it and didn't really seem to care all that much, having fun for 2 years before it was discovered and he "confessed" about all the bad things they "made" him do.
Yep.
They showed some of his pics from the site on the news(face blurred, of course). His body language says "come n' fuck me" all over the place, the lil' slut.

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 27 Jan 2009 05:02

So are you blaming an 11 year old child for the actions of grown men?

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 27 Jan 2009 16:04

orald wrote:I met my ex on a dating site.

BTW, the same site is now in the spotlight after some men supposedly sexually exploited a 13 y-o boy they met there, but if you read between the lines, he looks older, was given gifts and money for it and didn't really seem to care all that much, having fun for 2 years before it was discovered and he "confessed" about all the bad things they "made" him do.
Yep.
They showed some of his pics from the site on the news(face blurred, of course). His body language says "come n' fuck me" all over the place, the lil' slut.

How come I can never fidn these people?

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 27 Jan 2009 16:08

Sole Man wrote:
orald wrote:I met my ex on a dating site.

BTW, the same site is now in the spotlight after some men supposedly sexually exploited a 13 y-o boy they met there, but if you read between the lines, he looks older, was given gifts and money for it and didn't really seem to care all that much, having fun for 2 years before it was discovered and he "confessed" about all the bad things they "made" him do.
Yep.
They showed some of his pics from the site on the news(face blurred, of course). His body language says "come n' fuck me" all over the place, the lil' slut.
How come I can never fidn these people?

Ummm... read that post again, more slowly, and see if those people are really your type...

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