Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

I lost 35% of my IRA last quarter! I was thinking about pulling it all out to pay off all my debts last quarter.....but now it's worthless to do that. I can only hope it goes back up over the next few years but i'm not holding my breath.

For some reason, early last year, I moved all mine to the lowest risk fund. So mine didn't do too bad. But I'd only been puting into it for two years so I didn't have too much to lose.

Hang in there man, the market will go back up.

Here's the solution: Tkae a loaded gun (A .45, shotgun, anything really) point it at your head, and pull the trigger.

Then you get to die the funniest death in the world...

Wait, you guys have shares in the Irish Republican Army?

Where's Madman O'Neill when you need him?

Ah of course, he running around the irish countryside screaming at the top of his lungs.