Burn penis, burn!

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 07 Jan 2009 12:21

Move over Lorena Bobbit, a new challenger has arrived!

Penis fire' suspect is charged

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Jan 2009 12:24

Women are evil.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 07 Jan 2009 13:04

"Your sex is on fiiirre..."

Post by **Omphalos** » 07 Jan 2009 13:20

I knew both Lorena and John Wayne. He was an ass, and she was awesomely cute and sweet. Pretty hot too. She used to waitress at a local mexican restaurant in Fairfax, where I lived. Back when I was a tractor salesman we used to go there for happy hour every other Friday or so. John Wayne sent me and a few buddies a copy of a porno he did years later called Frankendick or something like that. he was very proud of it. I wonder if he is still alive? He was a scumbag.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Jan 2009 13:44

Omphalos wrote:Frankendick

I saw that.

Lundse · Post by **Lundse** » 07 Jan 2009 13:49

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying."

When that is your defence in a murder trial, you know you have a problem...

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 07 Jan 2009 14:53

Lundse wrote:
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying."
When that is your defence in a murder trial, you know you have a problem...

Seems like a perfectly sane and rational defense to me.

On second thought, could she be Sloey's gf?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Jan 2009 15:02

Tleszer wrote:
Lundse wrote:
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying."
When that is your defence in a murder trial, you know you have a problem...
Seems like a perfectly sane and rational defense to me.

On second thought, could she be Sloey's gf?

No, he lives in the USA.

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 07 Jan 2009 16:29

Or It could explain some strange events happening around here...

It didn't even occur to me when i was reading that. My Sadistic Girlfriend loves that song:

You know that it would be untrue,
you know that I would be a liar,
If i were to say to you,
Girl we couldn't any higher.

c'mon on baby light my fire.
c'mon on baby light my fire.
try to set the night...FI-YA!

I guess he was Burnin' for her, hun?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Jan 2009 16:34

I was thinking "I'm Burning for You" by Blue Oyster Cult.

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 07 Jan 2009 19:23

I wonder what she'd planned to say to him when he jumped up with his dick on fire.

Post by **Omphalos** » 07 Jan 2009 19:32

Mandy wrote:

I wonder what she'd planned to say to him when he jumped up with his dick on fire.

"Watch the drapes, you asshole!"

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 07 Jan 2009 20:25

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:"Your sex is on fiiirre..."
i hate that song so overplayed

Heh, it's been in my head for the last week or so... Must be a Canadian band since no one else seems to know what we're talking about.

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 07 Jan 2009 20:33

I was sining light my fire to myself all day today...

Maybe thier somehow connected?

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 07 Jan 2009 21:59

Omphalos wrote:I knew both Lorena and John Wayne. He was an ass, and she was awesomely cute and sweet. Pretty hot too. She used to waitress at a local mexican restaurant in Fairfax, where I lived. Back when I was a tractor salesman we used to go there for happy hour every other Friday or so. John Wayne sent me and a few buddies a copy of a porno he did years later called Frankendick or something like that. he was very proud of it. I wonder if he is still alive? He was a scumbag.

Hey remember that Celebrity Boxing thing on Fox quite awhile back?
They had arranged for John Bobbit to box Joey Buttafuoco, but at the
last minute, Bobbit backed out.

So they got the woman WWF wrestler China to do it. It was sad.
China came out flexing, and taunting, and the bell rang and Joey
charged across the ring and went to punching the living shit out
of her. Pushed her up into the ropes and went to town.

The ref broke it up, China was dazed, the ref signalled go to it,
and Joey charged like a bull at her again, and just beat the hair
off her head.

They stopped the bout there. It was about 30 seconds of some
good TV. I don't know if they'd given Buttafuoco a script, like
wrestling, and he just wasn't going for it, or what.

In principle, I'm certainly against any and all violence to women,
but that shit was funny.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Jan 2009 22:25

SandRider wrote:In principle, I'm certainly against any and all violence to women, but that shit was funny.

Nah, that universal quantifier is excessive, I'm afraid.

There are definitely some beetches out there that need to have the glasses smacked off their faces.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 07 Jan 2009 23:49

Anyone in particular? Hmmm?

I wonder, would it be like a cartoon when someone smacks her? Except instead of tear drops and stars, it's unicorns and glitter

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 08 Jan 2009 02:59

That'd be raht purdy.

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 08 Jan 2009 16:32

SandRider wrote: In principle, I'm certainly against any and all violence to women,

I ate you, you swine.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 08 Jan 2009 16:40

Sole Man wrote:
SandRider wrote: In principle, I'm certainly against any and all violence to women,
I ate you, you swine.

Would you like fries with that?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 08 Jan 2009 16:41

SandChigger wrote:
SandRider wrote:In principle, I'm certainly against any and all violence to women, but that shit was funny.
Nah, that universal quantifier is excessive, I'm afraid.

There are definitely some beetches out there that need to have the glasses smacked off their faces.

If they're bigger than me, no holds are barred.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 08 Jan 2009 16:50

"No violence" works both ways. Pendulous breasts (larger than mine, I mean) and internal genitalia do not give you the right to slap or hit me with impunity.

If you open a door, don't bitch when someone walks through it.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 12 Jan 2009 17:00

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Sole Man wrote:I was sining light my fire to myself all day today...

Maybe thier somehow connected?
no this is an annoying ass band and their one-hit-wonder is played over and over... Idaho, you listen to the Edge?

You mean, do I listen to Pizza Pizza ads and dumb-fuck Dean Blundell with his penis jokes, giggling, and dead air?

Yeah, sometimes... But I'm sick of it. My default station is 93.3 CFMU McMaster radio.

Drunken Idaho · Post by **Drunken Idaho** » 12 Jan 2009 17:12

Baraka Bryan wrote:
Drunken Idaho wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
Sole Man wrote:I was sining light my fire to myself all day today...

Maybe thier somehow connected?
no this is an annoying ass band and their one-hit-wonder is played over and over... Idaho, you listen to the Edge?
You mean, do I listen to Pizza Pizza ads and dumb-fuck Dean Blundell with his penis jokes, giggling, and dead air?

Yeah, sometimes... But I'm sick of it. My default station is 93.3 CFMU McMaster radio.
lol seriously? I wasn't aware that anyone outside of the student government was aware of our station . personally i'd like to save the students their fees that go to the station since our school doesn't even have a broadcasting program.

dean blundell show is awesome i call in sometimes. made fun of psychic nikki the other day.

I love Mcmaster radio. Lots of diversity and underground stuff, plus Ric Taylor's Lullabies in Razorland on Friday afternoons (I'm all about the local music scene).

And goddammit I hate Dean Blundell and the two equally-as-unqualified retards that co-host that show. I just don't find any of their lowest-common-denominator jokes funny. Any excuse to make a penis or cum joke, and they don't even hesitate.

Plus this one time, Bookie spent like 15 minutes talking to some representative from Pizza Pizza (with a sexy voice of course) and he wouldn't SHUT UP about how delicious the cheesy bread is, and how no one else can top it which is so stupidly untrue, that its clear he was being paid for his enthusiasm. Josie's cool though.

Post by **Omphalos** » 12 Jan 2009 19:11

Is this a college station or something?

J A C U R U T U

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