A company that manufactures foot massage machines has issued a warning to customers after three people accidentally killed themselves while attempting to use the machine on their neck/shoulders:
In the most recent case, a woman removed the cloth cover of the machine and ended up strangling herself when her shirt collar was caught in its massage rollers. The other two deaths also seem to have occurred in a similar manner. No recall of the product has been issued, but the manufacturer thought it would be a good idea to issue a public warning.
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert
“This tutoring is dialectical. Literature makes us better noticers of life; we get to practice on life itself; which in turn makes us better readers of detail in literature; which in turn makes us better readers of life. And so on and on.” - James Wood
I heard all three ... victims(?) were older women, which probably means they were beyond their reproductive years and any damage has already been done.
Non-Darwin Award candidates.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
Can't wait for the KJA version of that news item...
Turns out it weren't really human stupidity, but really a self-conscious factory robot which reprogrammed the thingie to kill-maim-burn. And he creates a transgender robot sidekick, which turns loose...
(Season special: it also turns out Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem, but Rome.)
Lundse wrote:(Season special: it also turns out Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem, but Rome.)
Excellent Lundse, excellent
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert
“This tutoring is dialectical. Literature makes us better noticers of life; we get to practice on life itself; which in turn makes us better readers of detail in literature; which in turn makes us better readers of life. And so on and on.” - James Wood
