Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

Welcome Welcome back Schu

shit, I thought you were in the shower ....

so, who's been in the shower for the last month ?
you owe the tribe water rings, buddy ...

'Bout time.

Schu wrote:I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

(sniff sniff)

You been having sex!

dat be me !!

Eeeeew!

SandChigger wrote:

Schu wrote:I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

(sniff sniff)

You been having sex!

No. I mean, yes I've been having sex (not like that's anything new), no that isn't why I've been gone (never stopped me being here before). I've just been lazy

Lazy sex, huh?

Cool.

^ :snort laugh:

SandChigger wrote:Lazy sex, huh?

Cool.

I'm trying to picture what lazy sex would be like. I mean, one person can always just lie back and enjoy, but it doesn't really work for both...

"You wanna...?"

"... Yeah."

...

"When?"

"Mmm ... in a little while..."

SandChigger wrote:"You wanna...?"

"... Yeah."

...

"When?"

"Mmm ... in a little while..."

let me finish this joint then maybe we'll hit it in a diff way

disclaimer: i don't use drugs. but i know people who do and this lazy sex concept sounds about right when discussing their "special dates" lol

SandChigger wrote:"You wanna...?"

"... Yeah."

...

"When?"

"Mmm ... in a little while..."

I don't know, suck on it or something...I'm going to sleep.

Now THAT's lazy.

the "worker's position" -

woman on back, one leg raised,
man laying on side - nobody "on top"
and neither have to work too hard -
when you're done, you can fall alseep
still "together" ....

(how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

{but I'll think about it .... alot ...}

SandRider wrote:the "worker's position" -

woman on back, one leg raised,
man laying on side - nobody "on top"
and neither have to work too hard -
when you're done, you can fall alseep
still "together" ....

(how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

{but I'll think about it .... alot ...}

ermm. such a concept doesn't exist lol

Sandrider sure knows how to sweet-talk

y'oughta sit next to me on a barstool for a few rounds .....

SandRider wrote:the "worker's position" -

woman on back, one leg raised,
man laying on side - nobody "on top"
and neither have to work too hard -
when you're done, you can fall alseep
still "together" ....

(how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

{but I'll think about it .... alot ...}

Sounds like you've been watching too much gay porn.

Schu returns, and less than a page of posts later, it's all sexual positions, drugs and gay porn.

Good to have you back, mate!

HBJ

He is a force for good in our world.