Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Hmmm, maybe that's why that one fella stole the Mona Lisa and ejaculated upon it.

GamePlayer wrote:Hmmm, maybe that's why that one fella stole the Mona Lisa and ejaculated upon it.

How are your pics coming along?

chanilover wrote:How are your pics coming along?

My agent seems to think they're too lowbrow and smutty. I tried convincing her that fuzz is due for a comeback, but she keeps buying me electric razors for my birthdays and thanksgiving. I guess the world just isn't ready for the real me.

Maybe one day. Why don;t you post pics of random body parts and we can gradually build the picture up.

I got a friend at the local theatre that might supply family film footage to splice in between my body parts. Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia and I'll see what I can do.

SandChigger wrote:He is sorta pointing at the backpack, so I thought, why not?

(That or he's framing his left nipple with a capital L (for left?) on its side. )

What impresses me most, however, is that there's no sign of scarring from where he had this enormous THING remov ... well, never mind, he doesn't like people knowing about it.

Will you leave my nose alone? It's distinguished! Oh well, out of all the traits I could have got from the white side, it had to be The Nose.

WHO said nose? Did I say nose? Nose I didn't!


(Really? Bad luck that, eh? )

He's a nice looking young man.

Eyes High wrote:He's a nice looking young man.

If I wasn't straight...

Freakzilla wrote:

Eyes High wrote:He's a nice looking young man.

If I wasn't straight...

straight ain't nothin to do with what might happen
on a long hiking trip in the wilderness & a bottle of Jack Daniels
& a thunderstorm ....

You promise not to tell Janet?

Is that from Rocky Horror?

Apart from the occasional bumcrack, there's not much flesh on display in this forum.

(Mandy, that's your cue).

Anyway, hikin' is hot business, there's some more flesh pics. Maybe it's time for me to blaze a trail and be the first to debut my nipples on here. Or maybe not.

chanilover wrote:Is that from Rocky Horror?

When Frank seduces Brad.

Apart from the occasional bumcrack, there's not much flesh on display in this forum.

(Mandy, that's your cue).

Anyway, hikin' is hot business, there's some more flesh pics. Maybe it's time for me to blaze a trail and be the first to debut my nipples on here. Or maybe not.

I think my wife has a picture of me sleeping with my whole backside exposed...

I got some videos posted on stikcam.

I'll PM you the passwords.

(CL, not you, Freak)

chanilover wrote:Apart from the occasional bumcrack, there's not much flesh on display in this forum.

Um ... you want flesh? I GOT PIX!!!

Salmon attack imminent!

Okay, I finally figured out how to use my webcam, so here are some pics of my right arm tattoo - it was pretty tricky to get good angles, and the quality is pretty poor so hopefully I can get some better ones up someday. As you'll see, this is a work in progress, especially the top half, which has almost no shading so far, but the entire thing also needs a good going-over to bold lines and up the contrast between light and dark in some areas.











It's basically a whole bunch of bamboo, waterfalls and rocks, with some nice waves splashing at the bottom. Near the top there are two barn swallows flying (not Japanese, I know, I have my reasons) and a fancy looking symbol which was the logo for one of my old bands. In the center of that symbol there is an (hard to see at this size) Alpha-Omega.

It's hard to see the whole peice of writing across my forearm (there is a much clearer pic further back in this thread from before I had all the extra tattoo around the writing), which is highly stylized (but still readable) Sanskrit, it says Namaste.

For good measure, here's a pic of what I have in my ears right now (same in other ear).

Wow! Illustrated man!

Thanks, I'll see if I can get some good pics of my other arm, chest, stomach, and maybe my leg tats (the leg tats aren't so great, I did them myself...).

Chig will recognise my earings (and probably poke fun at me for them!).

you could poke a pool cue thru those holes ....

SandRider wrote:you could poke a pool cue thru those holes ....

Yup, they're 1" diametre.

Wow. I remember on with a tatoo across your upper torso, and a few on the arm. You've been busy.

Whoa.

What's with the beard? Show us the beard.

(We can probably do without pix of the waves on your bottom. )

(I don't recognize the earring pattern right off; I really like kamon/family crests, but there are so many of them.... Is it a famous one? )

GamePlayer wrote:Salmon attack imminent!

I FOUND IT! I thought I'd taken it back to Japan with me, but couldn't find it anywhere. I'll be Going to See Jayzus™ again this weekend, so maybe I'll take a new pic for ya, my playuh.