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GamePlayer wrote:

Omphalos wrote:Really guys, its just a web site. Its not gonna hurt. Click on the damn thing.

Message boards are like girlfriends; once I dump them (or they dump me), I never go back

Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?

Grudge sex is great.

Unconsented sex is better.

Omphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?

The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standard

GamePlayer wrote:

Omphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?

The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standard

Know what rodeo sex is? Call her the wrong name durring sex then see how long you can hang on.

Rodeo sex? Ooh, I love riding!

*TMI moment, just for you guys*

(Um...some of us can't access DN BBS content from home, remember. )


(The unhappy face was just for effect. From what I've seen, there's not much reason to go there other than salvage. )

GamePlayer wrote:

Omphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?

The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standard

Well than youre muttering around the wrong bin, my friend. Before my saintly wife, trash was my go-to as well. verra nice!

Freak Z
Never done that, but I've had the reverse done to me. That was over soon after; right after

Ompf
You're a lucky man.

Freakzilla wrote:Grudge sex is great.

Better than Hate Sex. Ahhh memories.

Freakzilla wrote:

GamePlayer wrote:

Omphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?

The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standard

Know what rodeo sex is? Call her the wrong name durring sex then see how long you can hang on.

Even better: Approach your woman from her rear. Apply yourself to her and say, "Oh, yea, this is the way {insert name of partner's best friend here} liked it!" Then see if you can hang on for eight seconds.

Speaking of which, I wonder how Eru is doing with his new girl. Someone may need to send him a "bro's b4 ho's" e-mail. I nominate Chig.

And I deline.

For the moment, at least.

What Eru did for the cause last year with the T-shirt photo went far beyond the call of duty. Let him have his fun time a bit longer.



(Remember...if not for that table, his ass would have been on the line. Or tentpole?)

You dare "deline" me????

Coulda sworn I typed deCline correctly. Oh well.

It's all the Cat Lady's sabutage! She tried to type "feline" but had a typo.

Yea, I thought Chig meant to type "declAW."

I have asked Byron if there was gonna be any prequel stuff in the movie and he said he cannot give details, but that the OH will be pleased...that remains to be seen...

Your all aware of my fondness for all the novels but someone on dunenovels suggested that they should make the movie based on a prequel book

Even my jaw dropped

Of course I wouldn't mind but only if ALL the books were made into movies!

Has any of Kevin's sh...shtuff been made into a movie or TV show? Did he write any X File episodes, for example...or just novelize the stories of others?

Anyway, the new books were just too obviously written with future mini-series or movie adaptations in mind. They'd be perfect for a modern Hollywood treatment: lots of action and overdone drama, shallow, forgetable.

here's the little asre's IMDB page, no screenwriting credits...........yet.......

inhuien wrote:here's the little asre's IMDB page, no screenwriting credits...........yet.......

No screenwriting credits, but apparently he likes to pretend that he's Luke Skywalker...

SandChigger wrote:Has any of Kevin's sh...shtuff been made into a movie or TV show? Did he write any X File episodes, for example...or just novelize the stories of others?

Anyway, the new books were just too obviously written with future mini-series or movie adaptations in mind. They'd be perfect for a modern Hollywood treatment: lots of action and overdone drama, shallow, forgetable.

No. He's a no show at all in the film world. Like I said.

Tleszer wrote:apparently he likes to pretend that he's Luke Skywalker...

Filmography

Actor:

1. Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002) (voice) .... Luke Skywalker

Self:

1. The Official Star Wars Fan Film Awards (2002) (TV) (voice) .... Luke Skywalker (segment "Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline")
2. "English Composition: Writing for an Audience" .... Himself - Science Fiction Author (1 episode)
   ... aka English Composition: Writing for an Audience with Peter Berkow (USA: long title)
   • - Computers in Composition (????) TV episode (as Kevin Anderson) .... Himself - Science Fiction Author

Whoa...what's up with that?

Ooh, this looks interesting: English Composition: Writing for an Audience You Consider Complete Attention Deficient Idiots.

Other Works:Fiction (with Brian Herbert): "Dune: House Atreides", "Playboy" (USA), November 1999, p. 84-86+142-146.

Playboy?! Hot damn, there's gonna be an extended Fremen orgy scene?!