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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 25 Apr 2009 21:43
by Schu
Dayum that's sloppy and pathetic. I am glad that his activities in life reflect his writing.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 01:07
by SandChigger
You ain't seen pathetic until you've read the first chapter of
Jessica's Winds.
“My Lady, there is a further matter which troubles us,” Iqabad continued. “The Ixian heretic Bronso again spreads his lies and dissent. We captured him once before while Muad’Dib yet lived, but he somehow fashioned a digging implement from a latrine ladle and escaped his cell on death row. Emboldened by word of Muad’Dib’s demise he uses it once more ... to stir the shit with renewed vigor. His blasphemies are a bukkake on the shinning visage of Muad’Dib’s memory! His revisionist histories and phallacious diatribes seek to rob your son of all his greatness. He must be stopped, my Lady! As Mamma al-Mahdi, you of all people must —”
Jessica silenced him with a raised hand. “My firstborn son is dead, Iqabad. Bronso has defied your efforts to silence him for nearly a decade. Where is there news in his antics?” She rose then and gathered herself together. “Now leave me to prepare. I return to Arrakis with you on your ship.”
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 10:23
by Tleszer
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 14:18
by Mandy
SandChigger wrote:You mean you wanted to join?
Yeah, me and a few cats!
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 15:04
by Robspierre
Someone should let the rights holders of Star trek and Babylon 5 know he is using their images for his benefit
See how he likes dealing with entertainment lawyers when you use their images on their website.
Rob
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 17:34
by chanilover
This is, without doubt, the most utterly pathetic thing I have seen so far on the internet. It seems too tragic to be real.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 19:18
by SandChigger
No, it's oh so very real!
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 20:53
by Rakis
Mandy wrote:SandChigger wrote:You mean you wanted to join?
Yeah, me and a few cats!
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 27 Apr 2009 02:58
by trang
I was like SandRider hadnt read the thread in full, sheesh.
He is such a dweeb. Almost not worth the effort anymore.
if the loopy doopy fans he have want to come here, Ill join in converting or disposing of them either way.
Be well,
Trang
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 27 Apr 2009 05:31
by SandChigger
Well, I don't think any of them are coming.
So I guess we're going to have to go in after them....
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 27 Apr 2009 15:54
by Hunchback Jack
Also just read the whole thread from the start. I'm stunned.
Clearly KJA learned something from Ron Hubbard, by creating his own rent-a-fanbase. No doubt we'll see a new world record for largest public author blowjob.
Interesting how it's perfectly okay if a million organized fans post positive reviews on Amazon, but a million disgruntled OH'ers posting negative reviews is an outrage. Nice double-standard, Kev.
And Kevvie is trying *so hard* to make "KJA" a brand. Like RAH, or MZB, I guess. Unless they're critical darlings.
HBJ
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 27 Apr 2009 16:16
by Tleszer
KJA just needs a good propaganda film.
If I can get the footage from my ps3, I may have something for him... KJA blowing shit up to the tune of Chris Cornell's "You Know my Name." He'll probably think it's a compliment.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 27 Apr 2009 19:52
by SandChigger
At some point over the last few months since I joined Facebook, I managed to acquire a pretard "Friend". She was a kinda funny girl getting ready to graduate from OSU, my own alma mater. We didn't really discuss anything Dune-related directly, but I picked up on her pretard nature from some of her posts in the discussion groups.
Well ... I noticed her name in the members list on KJASF, so when I was fooling around on Facebook last night, I posted on her "wall" and asked how the Special Forces thang was working out for her. She must have dropped me as soon as she saw it.
I also started a new thread in the largest Dune group asking people to fess up if they were members. Last time I checked, NO responses.
Not like they need to.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 11:15
by chanilover
So, who is a member of KJA's Stupid Fucks, apart from TAZ? Is Comb-Over desperate enough to recruit Arnoloco de Puercos y La Gripe Porcina?
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 13:32
by Ampoliros
I still prefer KJA's Very Special Forces, but Stupid Fucks works too.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 14:31
by DuneFishUK
I got an invite...
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 14:54
by Freakzilla
DuneFishUK wrote:I got an invite...
It's a shame but I can't tell when y'all are joking or serious anymore. Nothing they could do suprises me anymore...
wait for it...
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 15:24
by Tleszer
Nice letter DuneFish! Very speshul forces indeed!
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 15:38
by GamePlayer
DuneFishUK wrote:I got an invite...
I love it!
I'm also very jealous of your signature image
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 17:20
by DuneFishUK
Tleszer wrote:Nice letter DuneFish! Very speshul forces indeed!
Seeing as he dictates everything - KJA probably can't spell for shit.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 17:38
by Ampoliros
well the complaints the editor had were spelling errors, but he claimed she was trying to respell words from the books...somehow I doubt that.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 19:04
by DuneFishUK
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Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 19:19
by TheDukester
GamePlayer wrote:And Deb too. If they try to pull any crap, I want to be ready for their "overwhelming and organized shills" tactic.
This Deb Rey blowhard is apparently one of TheKJA's test readers, which, frankly, explains
a lot. What an interesting gig that must be: just saying, "Yes, Kevin" 10,000 times before finally saying, "Okay, I'm finished; that was so totally awesome! You're, like, the bestest writer ever!"
She's listed as such in the acknowledgements for Hackerson's latest superhero nonsense:
http://browseinside.harpercollins.com/i ... 0061662553
Be warned: that link leads to the actual first two chapters. The "writing," of course, is laugh-out-loud funny.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 20:42
by Ampoliros
I can't believe he has the
balls to thank Frank Miller.
Hey Kevin, nice total fucking rip off of Batman Begins and Batman: Year One. It's not a revisoning, its a fucking rip-off.
the toughs want 50 bucks. this is the
fifties Kevin, right? a waitress, walking her dog at night ain't carrying fifty dollars. its called inflation retard. yep the fifties, but Batman's suit is right out of the modern day.
oh but wait, its all a trap...for Batman!
cops with a net fucking hilarious, if your 10.
Winner of the KJA award for KJAness: "Wayne, Bruce Wayne"
close second: "Clark Kent knew he wasn't in Kansas anymore."
I can't finish it. Me, the guy who takes them and tears them up asap. I don't want to.
Re: Wanna go commando with KJA?
Posted: 28 Apr 2009 21:08
by SandChigger
While I read a few of the comics as a kid and watch(ed)/enjoy(ed) the movies, I have absolutely no interest in reading even a short story about Batman and even less in anything about Superman. (How does the fucker FLY again?) So I haven't even looked at any of this
Enemas & Analities crap.
I have glanced at some of the
Terror Incontinental samples and they ARE bad, too. As expected.
Pathetic.