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Posted: 19 Apr 2008 00:26
by SandChigger
fantomas wrote:orald wrote:Shame on you Freak, that's cruelty to animals!
I say we just rig his car or something. Explosives are always cool.
People, people calm down.
Find out his itinerary.
wait till he visits a mountanous place.
Park a vehicle next to his and rig it like your changing a tire.
Cut his brake lines coming from the main reservoir.
Line the projected route thru a downhill with OHs.
Sit back, grab a cold one & a strawberry rice papered, hand rolled one, enjoy the carnage slowly, very slowly.
Neither of these posts is even remotely funny.
I'm calling for an "act of God" (even though I don't believe in any such entity), a self-correcting reparative action by the Universe, NOT for someone to intentionally do harm to the man.
I don't condone criminal behavior, even in jest.
(Just covering my ass for later!
)
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 00:48
by Mr. Teg
More likely he will be smothered under an avalanche of unsold hardback copies of Hunters stacked in his office.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 01:08
by SandChigger
Hunters, hell. He's still got tons of the hardbacks of his
Saggy Son series, judging from the first edition copy he sent me, and this pic on DN:
(I'm assuming that's at Kevin and Rebecca's place in Colorado. But maybe it's Brian and Jan's in Seattle. Considering that Brian's travel is limited to how far he can get by train, car, or Segway....)
(Frikkin' fraidy pants Luddite.
)
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 01:10
by SandChigger
(I'm sorry...whoever's house that was taken in...how fucking lame is it to have bookshelves filled with your own books?)
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 01:12
by orald
IDK why, but it reminded me X-Files...didn't Mulder have a big stack of porn(?) fall on him from some closet or something in his appartment?
If I'm way off the mark I blame the lack of sleep.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 01:21
by Rakis
orald wrote:IDK why, but it reminded me X-Files...didn't Mulder have a big stack of porn(?) fall on him from some closet or something in his appartment?
If I'm way off the mark I blame the lack of sleep.
You are way off...it was YOUR closet...
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 01:24
by orald
You sure? Or was it just a stack of books or something?
I have this vague memory of stuff falling on him from a closet or something. And I know he was a perv.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 01:38
by Rakis
orald wrote:You sure? Or was it just a stack of books or something?
I have this vague memory of stuff falling on him from a closet or something. And I know he was a perv.
Yes,yes... you are right...just messin with ya...
IIRC, Mulder's bedroom was an entire closet full of porn...Poor bastard, he was chasing aliens all day and when he came back home, he gave himself the gratification of a hard day's work...no wonder he didn't jump on Scully sooner...
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 01:46
by orald
Scully kinda looks like an older version of my big sister(25) BTW.
Married+1, so back off.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 02:45
by Omphalos
Wow orald. I have wood for someone in your family.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 05:33
by orald
Sorry, Omph, I don't do old guys.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 11:13
by Mr. Teg
orald wrote:Sorry, I don't do old guys.
Um, I believe that's Kevin's line!
uh huh...
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 13:26
by Spicelon
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 13:59
by orald
Mr. Teg wrote:orald wrote:Sorry, I don't do old guys.
Um, I believe that's Kevin's line!
Wouldn't Brian be considered old though? He seems to have no problem with that...for the right amount of money and shares of the HLP.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 15:48
by A Thing of Eternity
orald wrote:Scully kinda looks like an older version of my big sister(25) BTW.
Married+1, so back off.
If your big sister is 25, then how old are you? Someone wrote quite accuratly in the "pictures" thread you started that your anger is older than you!
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 17:07
by orald
A couple of years younger in body, but a couple of centuries older in mind.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 23:02
by Rakis
orald wrote:Scully kinda looks like an older version of my big sister(25) BTW.
Married+1, so back off.
Any pics?
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 23:17
by orald
Well, I have a webcam I can hook up now and give you some pics...but not of my sister.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 23:21
by Rakis
Posted: 21 Apr 2008 12:00
by Ampoliros
SandChigger wrote:Hunters, hell. He's still got tons of the hardbacks of his
Saggy Son series, judging from the first edition copy he sent me, and this pic on DN:
(I'm assuming that's at Kevin and Rebecca's place in Colorado. But maybe it's Brian and Jan's in Seattle. Considering that Brian's travel is limited to how far he can get by train, car, or Segway....)
(Frikkin' fraidy pants Luddite.
)
Its Brian's house set up for a visit. Kevin's would have face-outs.
And a table for autographs.
Posted: 21 Apr 2008 19:06
by SandChigger
Posted: 22 Apr 2008 04:15
by inhuien
Is it just me or does old Brian always look really hungover and sad in every photo, poor guy.
Posted: 22 Apr 2008 05:24
by SandChigger
SSSSSSSSSSSH!
(Supposedly he's on the wagon. Wink wink. Knowharramean?)
Posted: 22 Apr 2008 10:39
by inhuien
Aha, his secret's safe with me
Posted: 22 Apr 2008 10:47
by Freakzilla
That's enough to make one look sad.
