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There's an introduction forum for new members, but I'm all for waving it in light of this current thread?

So... Shakira is a KJA fan?

BTW, there are no spies here, membership is automatic. If members want to be two-faced that is there problem.

Freakzilla wrote:So... Shakira is a KJA fan?

She seemed like such a nice lady too. Oh well, I heard Cindy Crawford hates him.

Nekhrun wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:So... Shakira is a KJA fan?

She seemed like such a nice lady too. Oh well, I heard Cindy Crawford hates him.

She's obviously much smarter than she looks!

I thought it was John Dean, but clearly this is Deep Throat: Cheesecake Edition.

Just pick a side, for godsakes. I know you're a Moderate Centrist Independent Impartial Neutralist, but...

I don't know. I'm new. I don't really understand what you're talking about. I know that Kevin J. Anderson's writing sucks, and is embarrassing to read, and I came to this conclusion years before I ever heard of this website, or had any idea who this hack was. And that mattered to me because I loved Dune.

What is this revelation that you've had, exactly? You realize you shouldn't be a shill for a hack that churns out shitty books? Did you realize that the only thing you're gonna get from doing that is contempt from other people? It seems like you've realized the hard way that there's probably no such thing as a dedicated KJA fan (because why would there be?)

It's not really like changing your political stance on abortion, is it...




(I don't know, this guy is not fun like Onasander. This is like Willy Loman, or something).

merkin muffley wrote:I don't know, this guy is not fun like Onasander.

Wait for it. We're watching the painful conversion of a preek here. It can be a slow process.

Nekhrun wrote: Wait for it. We're watching the painful conversion of a preek here. It can be a slow process.

Okay. I'm sorry, Cheesecake, I'm in a bad mood. It's gonna be okay. Just ask yourself, "Are there things that I like?" And then, if the answer is yes, find out what those things are and then choose them.

Ever see Matt Damon in that movie "The Informant"? (I'm sorry, just disregard that). That was troll-like of me.

SandGhostHEREafter wrote:Jacurutu members:

I'm here now on some unfinished business...I...screwed it...then...it...didn't work right, so I had to...try again. The second one was good. Then an opportunity developed for me...at low cost, and I accepted...up for about 24 hours...got a chance to use a friend's...with modifications...then decided to do it here. We passed back through Oklahoma... made a stop at my place...and I had to get some money out of my bank account...to cover..my...viper.

I have recently – during the week before departing on the trip – and again today...come first...I'd have gone there immediately, and then things would have turned out quite differently.

I...mean the missionary position. I have...interest in porn. I admit I'm a fan of...porn...All legal.

Sorry guys, it was too boring for anything better than that. Where the hell is Chanilover?

Freakzilla wrote:BTW, there are no spies here, membership is automatic. If members want to be two-faced that is there problem.

It's an OPEN forum, as I've told you all along, Jim. No "agreements" necessary to sign up; no blocking of comments; no games.

The rest is up to you. If you want to contribute, you can. If you think you're playing some sort of clever double-agent game, you'll be found out. If you want to just lurk, you can do that, too. Unlike anything associated with Kevin J. Anderprick, there's no brick walls here.

Also, I'll repeat what I tried to tell you via Twitter: be sure to check out the Reading Groups. Good stuff, with no KJA commentary at all.

TheDukester wrote:Also, I'll repeat what I tried to tell you via Twitter: be sure to check out the Reading Groups. Good stuff, with no KJA commentary at all.

Thanks!

SandGhostHEREafter wrote:There is one thing I want to go ahead and cover here and now, which some of you at Twitter are obviously not aware of, especially RealDune and Ronald Craig. When someone blocks you at Twitter, they no longer see your @ messages. I've noticed in #McDune and at RealDune's page and Ronald Craig's page, many @ messages sent to "TheKJA" as well as to me. After I blocked them, I could no longer see those at my page on my public timeline or in the @ section on the side where I can look for such messages. If you are blocked, then the @ messages do not get through. The @ messages only appear on your own page and on pages such as #McDune. Safe to assume that after "TheKJA" blocked various people, "TheKJA" never went to their pages to read their postings, and certainly does not visit the #McDune page. In my case, I discovered @ messages from RealDune and Ronald Craig to me when I finally went back to #McDune for a look, and then also visited their own pages. Sending @ messages to "TheKJA" will never be read by "TheKJA" at Twitter, so it is a waste of time to do that.

Can't let this pass ... especially from the guy who couldn't figure out that you can't lead a Twitter post with the "#" hashtag.

We know all of that, Jim. The point isn't necessarily that Kevin sees anything first-hand (although I'll bet you $10,000 he can't help looking every so often ... egomaniacs are like that). Instead, we look to:

1. Annoy any and all KJA fans, as often as possible.

(1B. Hope that some of them occasionally actually copy some of our thoughts for TheKJA's benefit.)

2. Steer any on-the-fence potential preeks away from any and all of Anderprick's writings.

3. Educate all of Twitter-dom that there is a huge difference between #Dune and #McDune.

4. And, just speaking generally here, pretty much do everything possible to annoy the shit out of people like you.

But, please, no more Twitter lessons; we know how the place works. And we know Anderhack blocks us; it's just another example of his world-record-setting cowardice.

TheDukester wrote:

SandGhostHEREafter wrote:There is one thing I want to go ahead and cover here and now, which some of you at Twitter are obviously not aware of, especially RealDune and Ronald Craig. When someone blocks you at Twitter, they no longer see your @ messages. I've noticed in #McDune and at RealDune's page and Ronald Craig's page, many @ messages sent to "TheKJA" as well as to me. After I blocked them, I could no longer see those at my page on my public timeline or in the @ section on the side where I can look for such messages. If you are blocked, then the @ messages do not get through. The @ messages only appear on your own page and on pages such as #McDune. Safe to assume that after "TheKJA" blocked various people, "TheKJA" never went to their pages to read their postings, and certainly does not visit the #McDune page. In my case, I discovered @ messages from RealDune and Ronald Craig to me when I finally went back to #McDune for a look, and then also visited their own pages. Sending @ messages to "TheKJA" will never be read by "TheKJA" at Twitter, so it is a waste of time to do that.

Can't let this pass ... especially from the guy who couldn't figure out that you can't lead a Twitter post with the "#" hashtag.

We know all of that, Jim. The point isn't necessarily that Kevin sees anything first-hand (although I'll bet you $10,000 he can't help looking every so often ... egomaniacs are like that). Instead, we look to:

1. Annoy any and all KJA fans, as often as possible.

(1B. Hope that some of them occasionally actually copy some of our thoughts for TheKJA's benefit.)

2. Steer any on-the-fence potential preeks away from any and all of Anderprick's writings.

3. Educate all of Twitter-dom that there is a huge difference between #Dune and #McDune.

4. And, just speaking generally here, pretty much do everything possible to annoy the shit out of people like you.

But, please, no more Twitter lessons; we know how the place works. And we know Anderhack blocks us; it's just another example of his world-record-setting cowardice.

I would add that we need no lessons in how any internet application works as we are all master hackers

Freakzilla wrote:

TheDukester wrote:be sure to check out the Reading Groups

Thanks!

I also had the opportunity, on this rainy day-off, to read the background on the reading groups, and it's pretty fuckin' impressive.


But anyway, are you really suggesting that Kevin J. Anderson has an Assistant? And, furthermore, he's an aloof prick that doesn't care about his readers!?

Ignore that nonsense; that's definitely Kevin posting at Twitter. He's a social media whore.

Well, welcome aboard, SandGhostHEREafter!


I discovered that there was some inaccurate repetition of one post at the ends of two others in the OP of this thread (probably the cache file I used was slightly corrupted in some way?), so I have deleted the unnecessary bits.

Yes, welcome to the conversation. I apologize for being grumpy, and I take back my previous criticisms of pornography.

I'm thinking not everyone read that ginormous post all the way through.

"SandGhostHEREafter"? Heh.

HBJ

IS IT MY BIRFFDAY ?!?!?!???





hot DAMN !! I'm happier than Barney Frank with a barrel full of buttholes !
I'm happier than a waterhead at Disney world !
happier than Chaniluv when he gets sand in his astrolube !!
happier than Onasander roastin' a chicken over the tire-fire in his backyard !!
(&etc)



I'mmagonna hafta read that thru a few more times ....

but, right off the top of my head: fuck you, you pathetic, lying shitheel ....
you WERE NOT "flaming", you were posting IPs and home addresses and phone numbers
(never mind that NO-ONE outside a handful of us has EVER read your fucking blahg)
(1K hits a day ? bullSHIT. 1K yahoos in your unreadable "novel" group ? bullSHIT)
and publicly accusing someone (of who's identity or role in these forums YOU HAVE NO IDEA)
of destroying your fucking machine with a virus - and that's some srs bizness on the net,
you slobbering asshole .... and then, holyfuckmemothermary, you're STILL doing it, right
here in this thread ...

all of of the rest of it, your retardedness, your incredibly simple-minded, obtuse, and fucking
stupid book (which I read as much of as I could - honestly, you suck as a writer, and the
whole fucking thing should be embarrassing to you), your internet ignorance, your paranoia,
your disgusting lack of manhood, your self-delusion, your silly-assed Internet Tough Guy fail,
(we know you were bluffing, Jimmy - everyone told you so at the time ....)
all that stupid bullshit is just run-of-the-mill grist that TheKJASFer's and other shitheels
that stumble in here toss out every fucking time ... but this insistence on blaming one of
us for this "virus" is just ..... stupid.

you're too stupid to be on the internet, Jimmy ... you are not a "science fiction author" of any type ...
you're certainly too stupid to fuck with me .... over the last few years, you've embarrassed yourself
(whether you realize it or not) everytime you stepped into an internet conversation with real adults ...

trust me, I'm an expert on this ... you belong at TheKJASF ... they are your people ...


but, please feel free to come around here as often as you want and make the biggest fool of yourself you can ...
(which, really, isn't that great, either; we've had a lot more crazy than you ....
kinda sad ... you're an Internet Looney Fail .... that's interesting .... that might be the catch for the ED article ...)
I like the good entertainment and drama .... but if you keep on with this "Jacurutu gave me AIDS" horseshit,
Immagonna hurt your feelings ...

SandRider wrote: but, please feel free to come around here as often as you want and make the biggest fool of yourself you can ...
(which, really, isn't that great, either; we've had a lot more crazy than you ....
kinda sad ... you're an Internet Looney Fail .... that's interesting .... that might be the catch for the ED article ...)
I like the good entertainment and drama .... but if you keep on with this "Jacurutu gave me AIDS" horseshit,
Immagonna hurt your feelings ...

I second this motion. There is no better entertainment to spend my lunch brake.

If he's got time to post all of that, he's got time to come here and play. I just don't think that there is anyone here who takes it as seriously as he does. (Which is why it's either funny or boring, but never both).

At Amazon, SandRider wrote:
"dagnabit, you guys forgot to remind me that all comments to a review will go with the review when the author deletes the review !!!
Jimmy just deleted his "Accute Review", taking all 40 posts of fun with him !!
he actually WON one !!
well ... good for him .."

Thanks. Brought a tear to me eye, as Captain Jack Sparrow might say. I was nearly overwhelmed with emotion from your glowing praise of a victory that really wasn't mine to claim, but I'll accept it anyway.

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! ! S A N D R I D E R ! ! !

Oh, I bet you can't wait until Christmas!

SandRider wrote:publicly accusing someone (of who's identity or role in these forums YOU HAVE NO IDEA)
of destroying your fucking machine with a virus - and that's some srs bizness on the net,
you slobbering asshole .... and then, holyfuckmemothermary, you're STILL doing it, right
here in this thread ...

Okay, James, but how about just dropping this whole virus accusation once and for all. It'll be good for you.

merkin muffley wrote:

SandRider wrote:publicly accusing someone (of who's identity or role in these forums YOU HAVE NO IDEA)
of destroying your fucking machine with a virus - and that's some srs bizness on the net,
you slobbering asshole .... and then, holyfuckmemothermary, you're STILL doing it, right
here in this thread ...

Okay, James, but how about just dropping this whole virus accusation once and for all. It'll be good for you.

He can't because he thinks it really happened. He doesn't understand how the intertubes work, as evidenced by his awe of relatively simple linking.

SandGhostHEREafter wrote:At Amazon, SandRider wrote:
"dagnabit, you guys forgot to remind me that all comments to a review will go with the review when the author deletes the review !!!
Jimmy just deleted his "Accute Review", taking all 40 posts of fun with him !!
he actually WON one !!
well ... good for him .."

Thanks. Brought a tear to me eye, as Captain Jack Sparrow might say. I was nearly overwhelmed with emotion from your glowing praise of a victory that really wasn't mine to claim, but I'll accept it anyway.

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! ! S A N D R I D E R ! ! !

Oh, I bet you can't wait until Christmas!

Jeez how boring can someone get?

And the Jack Sparrow reference?
That sucks donkeys balls...

Why have you even come here?

My purpose relating Dune is to rid the world of the abominations the nudune represent, and I'll do my part in memory of a story that I grew up with(and that it pains me to see mocked and raped on so many different levels)

What's yours?...

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nothing???
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so either stay here and make sense(yes you can make sense even when talking random crap)or go back and creep under whatever anus you came from