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by Freakzilla 11 Jun 2009 08:17
Nekhrun wrote: Freakzilla wrote: The Canadian chicks boobs are real. The American chicks boobs are obviously fake, probably financed and soon to be repossessed by the Chinese.
So what? A fake mutatay is still a mutatay.
Fake boobs are abomination.
I don't care what color she is, if she's willing to wear a bikini on an ice flow, she's OK by me.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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by Omphalos 11 Jun 2009 13:21
Freakzilla wrote: Fake boobs are abomination.
What? Are you kidding? Who cares if they are fake? I will never understand this sentiment. A boob is a boob is a boob, boob! Any girl willing to go under the knife for my gratification shall receive it.
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by Freakzilla 11 Jun 2009 13:54
Omphalos wrote: Freakzilla wrote: Fake boobs are abomination.
What? Are you kidding? Who cares if they are fake? I will never understand this sentiment. A boob is a boob is a boob, boob! Any girl willing to go under the knife for my gratification shall receive it.
I don't care how big they are, if they have them (in front) that should be good enough. And they turn me off.
Anything more than a handfull and you're risking a sprained thumb. Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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by Freakzilla 11 Jun 2009 14:07
Not to say I don't have any appreciation for big ones... when they're real... and not on a fat chick.
No offense to small breasted fat chicks intended.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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by GamePlayer 11 Jun 2009 14:47
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The legs. Definitely the legs. And the part where her legs meet her back. Actually, that whole area. "
I wish I knew where that Fake vs. Real Breasts test was. I used to know the link. I'm scared to do a google search at work
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out. "
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by Freakzilla 11 Jun 2009 14:51
I unthinkingly googled "confederate flag bikini" when this topic started the other day, I need to lay low for a while...
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by SadisticCynic 11 Jun 2009 17:47
On the topic of fake breasts, it occurs to me that if those are alright being fake, when does it stop being alright? Will mannequins soon replace women?
Ah English, the language where pretty much any word can have any meaning! - A Thing of Eternity
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by Freakzilla 11 Jun 2009 18:17
SadisticCynic wrote: On the topic of fake breasts, it occurs to me that if those are alright being fake, when does it stop being alright? Will mannequins soon replace women?
If they put out...
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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by GamePlayer 11 Jun 2009 22:30
We aim to please
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by Freakzilla 12 Jun 2009 16:46
Baraka Bryan wrote: A Thing of Eternity wrote: I'm with Freak.
same. give me a good handful and I'm happy.
edit to acknowledge the awesome Firefly reference GP !
Umm... that was a
Weird Science reference.
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by Freakzilla 12 Jun 2009 16:49
Now here's flag worth fighting for:
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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by Eyes High 12 Jun 2009 18:50
Freakzilla wrote: Now here's flag worth fighting for:
You bet me to it Freak. I just took a picture today of a conferate bikini and was going to post up here.
oh well.
What fear is there in the night?
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by Freakzilla 12 Jun 2009 19:12
Eyes High wrote: Freakzilla wrote: Now here's flag worth fighting for:
You bet me to it Freak. I just took a picture today of a conferate bikini and was going to post up here.
oh well.
Don't let me stop you, let's see it!
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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by Eyes High 12 Jun 2009 19:26
your's looks better. Or at least I should say your model does. So here is the bathing suit complete with fake tatas.
What fear is there in the night?
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by Eyes High 12 Jun 2009 23:57
Baraka Bryan wrote: well that's not nearly as... wait for it.... titillating as the other one
the one Freak posted could conscript me for the confederate army anyday
Hey, I never said how my picture looked,
I just said I took a picture of a bikini today to put in this thread.
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by SandChigger 13 Jun 2009 03:21
Hmm ... I bet I could make that my size....
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by SadisticCynic 13 Jun 2009 06:42
SandChigger wrote: Hmm ... I bet I could make that my size....
S.O.S
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by SadisticCynic 13 Jun 2009 12:14
Is that for Sandchigger or for your own eyes?
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by SandChigger 13 Jun 2009 18:57
I'll just do it in Braille, then.
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by inhuien 15 Jun 2009 04:40
Oh, so then I'd get to feel your bumps. No and never, Braille is banned.
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by Freakzilla 14 Jun 2011 15:27
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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by Robspierre 14 Jun 2011 17:21
Bah, this is how you do Flag Day proper!
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by Freakzilla 14 Jun 2011 17:53
:salute:
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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by Freakzilla 14 Jun 2011 18:12
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
Umm... that was a Weird Science reference.
I just said I took a picture of a bikini today to put in this thread. 
