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SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Baraka Bryan wrote:

Tleszer wrote:

Baraka Bryan wrote:lol wasn't sure if you'd catch the edit

Are you gonna take that Freak? I think BB just called you stupid.

unintentionally, I promise. in his hasteful drive-by postings, it's less likely he'd catch a 1-letter edit.. (though I guess the bold-italic-underline probably helped )

I see all.

In that case I strongly suggest you close your eyes.

But I have voyueristic intentions

*Shudders*

Sexy Freak is sexy.



*Shudders*

This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday.

The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"


I think this guy nailed it!



Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money
on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:


There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them $1 million apiece
severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:


1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.


It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their
taxes...

Freakzilla wrote:...

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P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their
taxes...

I like that last part there.

That's 40 trillion dollars, right?

What have they spent so far, in reality?

math doesnt work but its a simple and elegant idea to start:)

40 million million...bigger number than fits into my head.

SandChigger wrote:That's 40 trillion dollars, right?

What have they spent so far, in reality?

Let's see...

There was the $700B stimulus, and Obama's budget deficit for this year alone is over $1 Trillion. In his first four months in office he spent more than ALL OTHER US PRESIDENTS COMBINED.

$40B is a tear in the rain, at this point.

Freakzilla wrote:

SandChigger wrote:That's 40 trillion dollars, right?

What have they spent so far, in reality?

Let's see...

There was the $700B stimulus, and Obama's budget deficit for this year alone is over $1 Trillion. In his first four months in office he spent more than ALL OTHER US PRESIDENTS COMBINED.

$40B is a tear in the rain, at this point.

I think what he was saying was that if you give 40 million people a million a piece then that is $40,000,000,000,000.

Yep. I hadn't heard a figure recently for how much they'd spent so far or for the deficit.

Looks like the joke fails in real terms.

Freak wrote:In his first four months in office he spent more than ALL OTHER US PRESIDENTS COMBINED.

please stop mis-quoting misstatements by the asshole douchebag
low-grade fascist morons at FUX News .....

on its surface, this propagandistic lie is obvious bullshit.

think more.
parrot less.

turn off hannity for just a moment, see if your brain still functions by itself.

But ... but ... but ... Rush says ....

I'm sure it's a better plan that what they have going on now.... oh wait... what plan?

Unemployment wasn't supposed to rise above what? Only if we passed that Stimulus... yeah, that's done what?

NOTHING. (But put us further in debt.)

Right ... 40 times that debt is definitely a "better plan".

At least we'd have something to show for it. Better than just a debt.

With 40 times the debt.

SandChigger wrote:With 40 times the debt.

Sweet, then Americans would owe me $100,000.00 instead of the current $2500.00 - sounds great to me!

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said,

"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.

'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher ,
'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else,
I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses
testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.’

The Release of John Hinckley ...



You might recall that John Hinckley was the seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and extremely jealous in his twisted mind.
To make himself known to her he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.
Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain:






To: John Hinckley ... From: Senator John McCain



My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan.
We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.



Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain



PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.

I'm sure all of those came from your mom, Freak !

Rakis wrote:I'm sure all of those came from your mom, Freak !

You know it!

Ah, George I lean/falling over and ralphing into the lap of Kiichi Miyazawa ... the look of horror on the little man's face! Now THAT was damned good TV!

Freakzilla wrote:While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.’

that was funny the first time I heard it - about Lil' Bush, over ten years
ago when his daddy bought him the Governorship of Texas ....

& I'm pretty sure I said that before, the last time you posted the same joke.

Freakzilla wrote:The Release of John Hinckley ...



You might recall that John Hinckley was the seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster and extremely jealous in his twisted mind.
To make himself known to her he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.
Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain:






To: John Hinckley ... From: Senator John McCain



My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan.
We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.



Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain



PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.

and that's just not fucking funny at all.

I just don't get it - every where else, you're thoughtful, insightful & etc.

in this forum, you sound like Sloey .... or my brother ....

He's a mystery ... wrapped in an enigma. And this is the smothering secret sauce.

I've never heard that joke before. This is a humor topic.

If you have an opposing viewpoint, post it.