Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

SandRider wrote:I readily admit to being a prime retard in the Simon incident. And I'm one
of Chigger's minions. I have no defense for my behavior whatsoever except
boredom, Lortab & whiskey, and general mean-spiritedness. And I'm an asshole.

Maybe the difference between me and some others is that I know it,
and occasionally feel a little bad about it. But, I still have a folder full
of "shut the fuck up" graphics, and a burning desire to post them.

We're all assholes, it's what makes us special (ed). I'm not anyone's minion, I prefer to have my own minions.

Add this one to your folder, not a shut the fuck up graphic, but funny just the same.

Damn, things are simmering down and I'd just broken out the popcorn

Would it help if I insulted someone?

Schu : Shut the fuck up & get out of the way.

Mandy: Chigger's an asshole. Can I be your minion ?

Sandrider: Go to hell? Is that how it's done? It's been so long since I've done this...

Don't do it, Mandy! (Reportedly he has really smelly body parts! )

(Love the graphic, too! )


Schu: Btw, I only counted 238.

Chig: 238 what ?

Schu: Fuck off and die is more effective. It helps if you refer to
something personal a poster has previously let slip, like my bad-smelling
penis the Tick referenced above. For instance, when flaming Hyppo,
be sure to mention cats eating her dead, bloated carcass, homelessness,
and being fat and crippled.

I'd attack you on your claim to have actually bedded a woman, when
your true orientation is more than obvious. (Not that there's anything
wrong with that. )

The list of 239 movies on his Facebook page. If you've seen more than 85 of them you don't have a life. There were only 238 of them by my count.

(And I've seen 140-some. The basic premise, though, is flawed.)

I don't care if your dick is smelly, you can be my minion. I'll just spray it with Febreeze.

Mandy wrote:I've got plenty of venom, though.

Aw, you don't wanna play no more? I'll post another lolcat if you promise to take a piss about it again.

As for your unified front, I guess you're now abandoning Irulan, who by your own admission was the one you charged lamely forth to try to defend. Rather ironic your stratagem is, given the criticism you leveled for allegedly defending SC. I think there’s a word your behaviour, called Hypatia? No, that’s not it. Hypocrisy, that’s it. They're both so alike

GamePlayer wrote:

Mandy wrote:I've got plenty of venom, though.

Aw, you don't wanna play no more? I'll post another lolcat if you promise to take a piss about it again.

As for your unified front, I guess you're now abandoning Irulan, who by your own admission was the one you charged lamely forth to try to defend. Rather ironic your stratagem is, given the criticism you leveled for allegedly defending SC. I think there’s a word your behaviour, called Hypatia? No, that’s not it. Hypocrisy, that’s it. They're both so alike

Who said I didn't want to play anymore? Again, you have me confused with someone who cares about the lolcat.. you're the only one who cares about the lolcat. You took Freak's "harsh" comment and applied it to me, I guess. A review of the thread is in order, sweet cheeks.

You're not making much sense here.. did I rattle you a little? If Chig hadn't given her shit about her hacked board a few months ago none of this would be happening, but I'm not criticizing you for defending Chig, I'm criticizing you for making up a bullshit reason to pounce on Irulan. She offered the use of her banners and you claimed she told you off. Yeah, yeah, I get it. You've got a little pet peeve against people using generalities. Everyone uses them. OMG, I just used one! Defend yourself!

OH NOES! GamePlayer has compared me to Hypatia! Can I recover from the blow? lol.. I have a lot more practice at playing this game than you. You're gonna have to dig deeper to insult me. Maybe you should post one of the lolcats in your arsenal, they're so damn harsh!

Could I have a loquat instead?


Thus must Victor Frankenstein have felt as he looked upon what he had wrought....


I'm still not getting why I have to be defended from a Hyppo MiniMe who obviously has something overlarge and rigid stuck up her backside. Oh well...

Anyway, the only remaining question of even remote interest is why she was parking the Arrakeen short URL.

Mandy wrote:

I don't care if your dick is smelly, you can be my minion. I'll just spray it with Febreeze.

Happy day.


Is febreeze alcohol based ? Might need something a little stronger.
Girls at the deadhorse have used kerosene to good effect.

SandRider wrote:Schu: Fuck off and die is more effective. It helps if you refer to something personal a poster has previously let slip, like my bad-smelling penis the Tick referenced above. For instance, when flaming Hyppo, be sure to mention cats eating her dead, bloated carcass, homelessness, and being fat and crippled.

Thanks for the hints! Fuck off and die!

SandRider wrote:I'd attack you on your claim to have actually bedded a woman, when your true orientation is more than obvious. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. )

Now now, you don't have to be like that, just 'cos I turned you down Besides, liking men and liking women aren't exactly mutually exclusive! I guess I'm just good-smelling-genitalia-o-phillic.

there you go, you little kangaroo-fucker.


I could probably improve my penis-scent, but I think that
would involve wearing some kind of underwear and washing
my favorite jeans, neither of which am I willing to do.

SandChigger wrote:Could I have a loquat instead?


Thus must Victor Frankenstein have felt as he looked upon what he had wrought....


I'm still not getting why I have to be defended from a Hyppo MiniMe who obviously has something overlarge and rigid stuck up her backside. Oh well...

Anyway, the only remaining question of even remote interest is why she was parking the Arrakeen short URL.

Hey, I've got a loquat tree in my back yard, srsly. If you can get your ass over here in a couple months you can have all the loquats you can pick.

I dunno why they circle the wagons.. but you know, I'm just like Hypatia, maybe they should protect you from me.

You mean you're Swedish, too?

SandRider wrote:

Seriously. Get over it. You want to RP, register and make an app - otherwise, stop inventing gossip.

Seriously. Get over yourself. Stop handing down proclaimations and marching orders.
This is the wild wild web, and you have no control over what other people think & say.
This is what is so irritating about Hyppo.

Here's what I think, about all the internet drama queens, from Hyppo to Merritt to
Andrew Ian Dodge. They ain't seen or done shit in their lives. A cross word
gets posted on a fucking internet message board and their panties get so tangled it
strangles them.

I've seen men killed all around me in combat and done some of the killing myself. I've
seen men burned alive in oilhead fires. I've seen men goddamn well vaporized by high
voltage electricity. I've been in more bar fights and street brawls than I can remember,
some recently. I've been shot and stabbed and beat with sticks by cops. I've pulled
the bloody bodies of little children out of car wrecks, and dug corpses out of collapsed
buildings after tornadoes. I've seen a man get punched straight thru his guts by a bull,
then stomped to death. And on and on.

Somebody gets called a nasty name over the goddamn internet and they lose their
goddamn minds. Get all huffy and righteous and bitchy. Act like they've been done
some great injustice. Fucking pussies. Fucking weak-minded little shitheels. Nobody's
hurt them. Nobody's attacked them. I've got to wonder, if they get that upset
over words on a screen from people they don't even know, what would they do in a
real-life situation ? Curl up in a ball on the sidewalk, crying in shock ?

Fuck you.

Bitch slap of reality for the internet warriors!

OORAH!

You really want that prize this year, don't you?

WOW ....I have sure missed out on a whole lot didnt I? Real Life rears its ugly head and get chance to check in and fun fun fun.

I have no idea about the Hyppo thing, the Simon thing, the Irulan thing or much about the other Dune sites save the general vaccum minded souls on DN.

I have been on Fantasy RP boards for many many many years (founder of a guild 18 years ago) not Dune sites, but been down the road and around the block a few times. What does that have to do with this??

Hmm...well first:

Irulan nice to meet ya, you seem to have both feet on ground, good for you. If you say something stupid I guess you should expect a stoneburner in the panties? fair enough. Otherwise Hardy welcome, Have a spice coffee and line up for the water taking of Butthead and Kocknocker we live for that.

Second...

Mandy I dont want to be minion but would line up with the issued funny hat and be a sherpa for ya, anything for a sister OH'er.

SandRider...Got your back bro...JACURUTU!!!! and as for your member issue, just rub some lemons on it, you'll be fine.

SandChigger....Got your back Bro........JACURUTU!!!!!!! OHer support but disagree sometimes, but I leave it at door, more focused on lighting fire up ass's of the blasphemer's who play write.

Freak and rest of Brothers and Sister OH'ers and clan of JACURUTU, have your back in our quest and enjoy everyone.

Third...It pretty much says it on the top of the forum:

JACURUTU
The Cast Out

At least when ya come in the door expect to have your water taken, its the way of things here.


My two coppers,
Trang

Mandy wrote:OH NOES! GamePlayer has compared me to Hypatia! Can I recover from the blow? lol..

Oh well, I can think of worse things to be called. Actually, no I can't.

Schu wrote:Besides, liking men and liking women aren't exactly mutually exclusive! I guess I'm just good-smelling-genitalia-o-phillic.

*groan* Not another tourist.

Lemons, huh ?

Might do something for the smell and the taste.

chanilover wrote:

Mandy wrote:OH NOES! GamePlayer has compared me to Hypatia! Can I recover from the blow? lol..

Oh well, I can think of worse things to be called. Actually, no I can't.

Ooh, Wonder Woman! Got one of her in her invisible plane?

I bet if they did Wonder Woman today she'd be black.

How about Beyonce (is there really a no to this question)?