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Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

No no, dude. That's marriage. Not graduation.

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

No no, dude. That's marriage. Not graduation.

Which is why my master plan to simply not get married is so awesome.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

No no, dude. That's marriage. Not graduation.

Which is why my master plan to simply not get married is so awesome.

You still get them when you're married, there's just a lot more politics involved.

Freakzilla wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

No no, dude. That's marriage. Not graduation.

Which is why my master plan to simply not get married is so awesome.

You still get them when you're married, there's just a lot more politics involved.

And they involve someone other than your wife.

Just kidding.

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

No no, dude. That's marriage. Not graduation.

Which is why my master plan to simply not get married is so awesome.

You still get them when you're married, there's just a lot more politics involved.

And they involve someone other than your wife.

Just kidding.

What about ass-play?

merkin muffley wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

No no, dude. That's marriage. Not graduation.

Which is why my master plan to simply not get married is so awesome.

You still get them when you're married, there's just a lot more politics involved.

And they involve someone other than your wife.

Just kidding.

What about ass-play?

That's right out. You only really get that when you're about to break up with someone.

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

No no, dude. That's marriage. Not graduation.

Which is why my master plan to simply not get married is so awesome.

You still get them when you're married, there's just a lot more politics involved.

And they involve someone other than your wife.

Just kidding.

What about ass-play?

That's right out. You only really get that when you're about to break up with someone.

Yes, that's what I've found. Like, when they read "Nights In Rodanthe" cover to cover despite the fact they've been borrowing your copy of Dune the entire time you've been dating.

"Yeah, sure, I'll tell you when I'm about to..."

It's Crown Royal and Sam Adams Light Boilermaker Thursday.

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After pancakes, bacon and sausage links it was Heineken light and Jim Beam boilermakers until the Heine ran out, then Muscato with country fried pork chops and shrimp and sausage jambalaya...

Freakzilla wrote:After pancakes, bacon and sausage links it was Heineken light and Jim Beam boilermakers until the Heine ran out, then Muscato with country fried pork chops and shrimp and sausage jambalaya...

Heineken light? Ewwww ... regular Heineken is already a very plain lager, so I can not even start to imagine what the light version tastes like. Next time try some Hertog Jan when you want a lager, that is way better!

Baraka Bryan wrote:so glad this thread is still alive! I've recently been getting into a bunch of micro-brews. mainly espresso and coffee porters. so good.

anyone drink Innis&Gunn?

I have Innis&Gunn sometimes, it's a bit sweet for me but a nice ale none the less. I wish it had more oak character though, I've been oaking some homebrews and it comes out excellent, especially in beers that don't have enough hops bitterness.

I'm with you on the porters with coffee, chocolate is also great in dark beer.

I hadn't realized you were a craft-brew nut! If I'm ever out your way we'll have to grab some brews for sure.

Serkanner wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:After pancakes, bacon and sausage links it was Heineken light and Jim Beam boilermakers until the Heine ran out, then Muscato with country fried pork chops and shrimp and sausage jambalaya...

Heineken light? Ewwww ... regular Heineken is already a very plain lager, so I can not even start to imagine what the light version tastes like. Next time try some Hertog Jan when you want a lager, that is way better!

Off my back, MF! Tonight it's BUD ICE.

Ice, ice, baby...

(and JB)

and straight pimpin'.

I counted up the change in my arm rest console to grab a beer one night and came up with enough to buy a six-pack of Bud Ice tall boys.

5.5%

Freakzilla wrote:

Serkanner wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:After pancakes, bacon and sausage links it was Heineken light and Jim Beam boilermakers until the Heine ran out, then Muscato with country fried pork chops and shrimp and sausage jambalaya...

Heineken light? Ewwww ... regular Heineken is already a very plain lager, so I can not even start to imagine what the light version tastes like. Next time try some Hertog Jan when you want a lager, that is way better!

Off my back, MF! Tonight it's BUD ICE.

You have no shame

There is no bad beer, some beer is just better than others.

No, there IS bad beer.

Freakzilla wrote:There is no bad beer, some beer is just better than others.

We had this discussion already - that's a German saying, where there is indeed no such thing as a bad beer. BUT - some of the shite sold on this continent wouldn't even legally be allowed to call itself beer over there, so I don't think it applies to us!

Baraka Bryan wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Baraka Bryan wrote:so glad this thread is still alive! I've recently been getting into a bunch of micro-brews. mainly espresso and coffee porters. so good.

anyone drink Innis&Gunn?

I have Innis&Gunn sometimes, it's a bit sweet for me but a nice ale none the less. I wish it had more oak character though, I've been oaking some homebrews and it comes out excellent, especially in beers that don't have enough hops bitterness.

I'm with you on the porters with coffee, chocolate is also great in dark beer.

I hadn't realized you were a craft-brew nut! If I'm ever out your way we'll have to grab some brews for sure.

yeah I've really only started getting into the craft beers in the past year or 2. I'll go to the liquor store and just pick out random brews I haven't yet tried I've enjoyed a few chocolate stouts before but definitely prefer the coffee varieties.

check out I&G's Canadian edition, if any are left out your way. aged in Cdn whiskey casks, it's a deep red ale with tons of subtle fruit undertones.

I bought a bottle back around Canada day, pretty good beer for sure (I'm a big fan of a nice red ale). I can't say much negative about the beer, but it was over-valued for sure.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:There is no bad beer, some beer is just better than others.

We had this discussion already - that's a German saying, where there is indeed no such thing as a bad beer. BUT - some of the shite sold on this continent wouldn't even legally be allowed to call itself beer over there, so I don't think it applies to us!

Hey, I'll admit the Bud Ice was swill. I still think it's not that far off from what the Germans call kristallweizen.

I saw Jim Koch actually giving the North American macrobreweries credit for their consistancy across such enormous output.

Got one of those "Beers of the World" packs for Christmas. Apparently my sister in law was tired of getting me Border's Books gift cards, so she figured out what another of my loves is. Not bad. Id had most of it before, and most of was lager beer, but there was a Mexican red in there too.

Freakzilla wrote:I saw Jim Koch actually giving the North American macrobreweries credit for their consistancy across such enormous output.

Kevin J. Anderson has achieved consistency across an enormous output, too. Wanna give him credit?

I guess it's easier to consistantly maintain minimum quality. No, some of those beers could be worse, not a whole shit load worse, but worse I suppose.

There's a place for that macro plain lager stuff though, I drink it myself sometimes. It's nice for after playing hockey, or working on the lawn when you just want something you can chug back and be refreshed by.

Baraka Bryan wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
I bought a bottle back around Canada day, pretty good beer for sure (I'm a big fan of a nice red ale). I can't say much negative about the beer, but it was over-valued for sure.

definitely overpriced. $5 a bottle out here... but it was a good brew. damn I&G, capitalizing on my patriotism

I think it was even higher priced here. Oh well, not much more (or the same as) buying a crap beer at a bar, so still not as much of a rip-off as that!

Got a handle of Stoli for the old lady, a handle of JB and a twelve pack of Sam Adams lager.