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I've grown away from wheat beers, some I still like. A local brewery makes a red wheat beer, same as a normal wheat, but it has some of the grains roasted to a darker colour. Really very nice.

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Why haven't we been drinking beer out of dead squirrels for years now?

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Why haven't we been drinking beer out of dead squirrels for years now?

Ha, they posted that over on the mead forum I post at. That company makes me a little upset, because unlike other compnaies that have pioneered super high alcohol beers (26% is the record from another company) this company doesn't ferment up to that ABV, they brew regular beer and then distill it. Fermenting something past 18% is a real feat (the compnay that made the 26% beer had to breed their yeast for alcohol tolerance for over 10 years), but any moron can distill something. These guys are shock value.

A Thing of Eternity wrote: These guys are shock value.

Agreed, but don't you want to drink alcohol from a dead squirrel?

Nah. I'd rather drink from a live primate!

Rob

Oh yeah and

"If haven't drank from a monkey's cock yet, just keep drinking. Doesn't have to be that way anymore, man!"

HAd some home brew from friends in California, not sure what kind exactly but it had a nice hoppiness to it that went well with the pork chops and grilled veggies

Rob

Oktoberfest is comming!

Freakzilla wrote:Oktoberfest is comming!

This Saturday on Holloman Air Force base put on by the German Air Force

Rob

Freakzilla wrote:Oktoberfest is comming!

And so am I! (to wherever busty blondes drink copious amounts of beer I mean)

You need to go to Munich.

Kim knows...

Real German beer.
Bratwurst
Schitznel
Drunk hot women.
Sober hot women.
Good friends.
Booty call.

Oktoberfest 2010.

A triumpth.

Rob

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I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

Um... weren't ya born with that?

Freakzilla wrote:

I want some!

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Shaitan wrote:I like a chick with braids. They give you something to yank on

People used to call them 'blowjob handles' in school. Haven't heard it since, so I don't know how common that one is.

Well, it's common when you're in school, then once you're an adult it stops being funny to chicks pretty fast and so the term falls out of usage.

Also, you stop getting blow jobs.

Which, let's face it, is just a goddamn shame.

You can still use them like that, just don't call them that.