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orald
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by orald 13 Jun 2008 10:29
Robspierre wrote: All of us here but Orald could take it
Rob
I wonder, where does this come from? I see such derisive comments scattered throughout the board and can't understand what I've done to deserve it.
I mean, have I ever implied I don't have what it takes? I have plenty and then some!
Yer just jealous cuz o' your tiny floppy fish ya can't hide under yer lil' girly skirt, Rob.
Buy some men's clothing!
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
Omphalos
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by Omphalos 13 Jun 2008 10:31
Well if I made any comments like this, they were purely in jest. Im not interested in belittling you, orald, so I'm sorry if anything I said went too far. Though, sometimes you do leave yourself wide open there, orald. Perhaps its because you are
so good at role playing a god.
orald
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by orald 13 Jun 2008 11:02
Or because I play along with the hideous gay jokes?
No, it's probably because Rob and his ilk are evil.
Or just jealous of my free sexuallity! Yea!
You can come out too anytime!
(just not near me...ewww!) In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
Phaedrus
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by Phaedrus 13 Jun 2008 11:10
When Omph says you "leave yourself open," I take that to mean you're sometimes incredibly aggressive while also being innocently unknowing, which isn't always the best combination.
I don't think any of us have anything against you, I just respond to that kind of aggressive brashness with the same.
And yeah, sometimes it's just incredibly easy, and we're just not nice enough to resist.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
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by Mandy 13 Jun 2008 11:51
SandChigger wrote: Yeah...before you go ann ihilating us, though, be sure to stock up on batteries or scope out a girlfriend.
Forget the batteries, get a shower massage
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by Omphalos 13 Jun 2008 11:55
Phaedrus wrote: When Omph says you "leave yourself open," I take that to mean you're sometimes incredibly aggressive while also being innocently unknowing, which isn't always the best combination.
Yep. That's it.
orald
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by orald 13 Jun 2008 12:12
Mandy wrote: SandChigger wrote: Yeah...before you go ann ihilating us, though, be sure to stock up on batteries or scope out a girlfriend.
Forget the batteries, get a shower massage
Forget the shower massage, get me the friggin' tickets and visa!*
*Addressed to Mandy, not Irulan. In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
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by SandChigger 13 Jun 2008 17:24
Mandy wrote: Forget the batteries, get a shower massage
Ooh...was that an offer?
Oh...you meant one of those mechanical nozzle-hose thingies, right?
Oh well. My inner 'Bian Gothgirl is devastated, but don't worry, we'll be OK. We always are.
orald wrote: Forget the shower massage, get me the friggin' tickets and visa!*
*Addressed to Mandy, not Irulan.
I'm glad you clarified that. The prospect of beating off a horny camel-faced boy in the shower was rather horrifying, I must say.
(Er...um, you know what I meant.
)
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
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by Mandy 13 Jun 2008 18:30
It's hard to compete with pulsating jets. You should introduce them to your inner Goth chick
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by Freakzilla 13 Jun 2008 19:02
Mandy wrote: It's hard to compete with pulsating jets. You should introduce them to your inner Goth chick
My wife recently introduced one of those shower massagers to our humble home.
I lowered the water pressure.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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by Mandy 13 Jun 2008 19:07
That's not nice! lol
LiquidBlue
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by LiquidBlue 13 Jun 2008 19:09
Erm...I'm not sure I want to introduce my picture into this conversation! LoL
I lowered the water pressure.
...Now that is just unfair...
Some never participate. Life happens to them. They get by on little more than dumb persistence and resist with anger or violence all things that might lift them out of resentment-filled illusions of security.
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by Pardot Kynes 13 Jun 2008 20:29
LiquidBlue wrote: Erm...I'm not sure I want to introduce my picture into this conversation! LoL
I lowered the water pressure.
...Now that is just unfair...
Teehee. Just cause Orald will do filthy things to the printout is no reason for that.
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by Freakzilla 13 Jun 2008 20:48
I woke up last night with her on top. To hell with fair.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
orald
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by orald 14 Jun 2008 02:01
LiquidBlue wrote: Erm...I'm not sure I want to introduce my picture into this conversation! LoL
Ah dang, here goes my master plan!
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
chanilover
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by chanilover 14 Jun 2008 13:13
orald wrote: Or because I play along with the hideous gay jokes?
No, it's probably because Rob and his ilk are evil.
Or just jealous of my free sexuallity! Yea!
You can come out too anytime!
(just not near me...ewww!)
Orald's anus is so stretched he wouldn't even notice if you prodded him with a two litre bottle of cola.
"You and your buddies and that b*tch Mandy are nothing but a gang of lying, socially maladjusted losers." - St Hypatia of Arrakeen.
LiquidBlue
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by LiquidBlue 14 Jun 2008 20:27
Well here goes nothing...thats me at the first and last HT managers meeting...I'm the blonde...
Some never participate. Life happens to them. They get by on little more than dumb persistence and resist with anger or violence all things that might lift them out of resentment-filled illusions of security.
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by Freakzilla 14 Jun 2008 20:29
Awesome!
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
Omphalos
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by Omphalos 14 Jun 2008 20:32
Yea, what is an "HT meeting?" Hardcore Teacher?
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by LiquidBlue 14 Jun 2008 20:42
Sorry, I didn't even realize I abbriviated it! HT= Hot Topic...I was a manager there for 3 years and a store manager for the last year...Every year store managers go to LA for a big meeting/party. It was alot of fun. We had a private Rob Zombie concert
I like Hardcore Teachers, btw! I have the most tattoos of all the teachers at my school and all my kids know I used to work at Hot Topic...LoL!
www.hottopic.com Some never participate. Life happens to them. They get by on little more than dumb persistence and resist with anger or violence all things that might lift them out of resentment-filled illusions of security.
orald
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by orald 15 Jun 2008 08:57
LiquidBlue wrote: I'm the blonde...
Well hello there...
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
Robspierre
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by Robspierre 15 Jun 2008 13:17
orald wrote: LiquidBlue wrote: I'm the blonde...
Well hello there...
Quick jerking off dude
Rob
orald
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by orald 15 Jun 2008 15:15
Shouldn't it be "quit jerking off"? Or are you encouraging me to?
And I'll have you know I'm not touching any part of my body right now.
I have much more important things to do.
But later on...who knows... In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
chanilover
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by chanilover 15 Jun 2008 17:49
Robspierre wrote: orald wrote: LiquidBlue wrote: I'm the blonde...
Well hello there...
Quick jerking off dude
Rob
Try holding the bottom of the stem, I've heard it can help guys with your "problem".
"You and your buddies and that b*tch Mandy are nothing but a gang of lying, socially maladjusted losers." - St Hypatia of Arrakeen.
GamePlayer
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by GamePlayer 16 Jun 2008 10:19
Wow, funky red do
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