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say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

SandRider wrote:say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmZ9SPcTzU

SandRider wrote:say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

http://www.hairyticksofdune.net => the last link under external links (Hairy Ticks Store)... didn't see Freakzilla rolling papers though.

I am proud to say that I have never made one red cent from that store. People pay cost for the merchandise plus shipping. I RECEIVE NOTHING.

Other than myself, to the best of my knowledge, only two people have ever bought anything from the site. And one of them was Eru, who bought a T-shirt. And I sent him an Amazon gift certificate (I forget, was the prize $50 or $25?) for getting KJA to sign it.

Yeah, I'm raking in the cash hand over fist. And people are stomping on one another to get the product and spread the word.

Tucking fools.


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SandChigger wrote:And I sent him an Amazon gift certificate (I forget, was the prize $50 or $25?) for getting KJA to sign it.

Picture of Kevin J Anderson signing a SandChiger T-Shirt... Priceless.

Freakzilla wrote:

SandChigger wrote:And I sent him an Amazon gift certificate (I forget, was the prize $50 or $25?) for getting KJA to sign it.

Picture of Kevin J Anderson signing a SandChiger T-Shirt... Priceless.

Anyone has that pic of Eru with KJA and the Chigger shirt?

That would make my day...

Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Tleszer wrote:

SandRider wrote:say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

http://www.hairyticksofdune.net => the last link under external links (Hairy Ticks Store)... didn't see Freakzilla rolling papers though.

That's cause he smoked them all. A-rat tat-tat-tatat taboom*!!














*Onomatopoeia ftw btw

SandChigger wrote:Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Ah yes !

Baraka Bryan wrote:

Rakis wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Ah yes !

observe becca there... looking at Eru like he'd be a tasty morsel for dessert

Well, compared to the morsel next to her...

Well, you can't blame her, really. I mean, look at how Kevin is practically humping the book on the table.

(If you write a book and then fuck it, is that a type of masturbation? )

Mmm...look at those thunder arms. She could crush Eru's head like a walnut in the crotch of either arm.

Monkey Wings of Dune

I don't think I've ever heard this story in full (or at least with all the context).

Do I have this right?

1. That's a ringer in the photo, right? Not a KJA fan at all?

2. The idea was to get The Dumbass to sign the shirt and be all happy-goofy ... and, meanwhile, the guy with the shirt, the photographer, and everyone who is in on the joke are all thinking, "Asshole!"

And what else am I missing? This seems like quite the operation.

TheDukester wrote:I don't think I've ever heard this story in full (or at least with all the context).

Do I have this right?

1. That's a ringer in the photo, right? Not a KJA fan at all?

That's Eru, a confirmed Orthodoxed Herertarian. I got drunk with him one night in Atlanta, nice guy.

2. The idea was to get The Dumbass to sign the shirt and be all happy-goofy ... and, meanwhile, the guy with the shirt, the photographer, and everyone who is in on the joke are all thinking, "Asshole!"

And what else am I missing? This seems like quite the operation.

Correct, I'm sure SC would be able to show you a picture of the t-shirt front.

I've always felt like becca caught a peek of the front of the shirt. She seems to be looking at Eru like "not another talifan..."

'course she could just be disappointed that he didn't ask her to sign anything.

SandChigger wrote:Well, you can't blame her, really. I mean, look at how Kevin is practically humping the book on the table.

(If you write a book and then fuck it, is that a type of masturbation? )

Hmmm...reminds me of that cloning thread

I say it's some kind of incest !

SandChigger wrote:Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Look at Becca's bingo wings arms! Reminds me of this character from BoSelecta -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBp1yIicCls

'ere Cat, I fuckn LUHV your bingo wings.

TheDukester wrote:I don't think I've ever heard this story in full (or at least with all the context).

Do I have this right?

1. That's a ringer in the photo, right? Not a KJA fan at all?

2. The idea was to get The Dumbass to sign the shirt and be all happy-goofy ... and, meanwhile, the guy with the shirt, the photographer, and everyone who is in on the joke are all thinking, "Asshole!"

And what else am I missing? This seems like quite the operation.

Here's the post on my blog (14 Aug 07) that announces the "Sandworms Signing T-shirt Photo Contest!": http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=33

The first blog post I linked to above explains all the details of Eru's triumph and also sports two other photos.

Another little KJASF tidbit.

Kevin's been holding a contest of his own for copies of his books (gotta clear out the old from his basement to make way for the unsold PoD and WoD copies to come!). He announced the two winners on his blog: one JR Raith and a Neal Williams.

There's a Neal Williams on the KJASF members list.

Hmm ... is this another one of those special benefits?

huh. I been readin' the chiggerblog since last year,
never saw any of that. he a lousy advertiser, eh ?



and Brian Conway :

Ha ha! Found him. I knew I'd crossed paths with this asshole before and I was right. He's been a suck-up FoK (Friend of Kevin) on MySpace for a long time:

http://www.myspace.com/baconway

He has his own website, too, which explains the offer over on KJASF to set up additional fan sites for Kevin.

So, he can talk shit on Amazon, but on my blog he has no balls and hides behind "RaidKillsBugsDead".

Edit:

Just read his advance "review" of Terrah Incontinenta. Obviously has no idea what the word means. (Or like Arthur Jordan, thinks it's a synopsis with some cybersuckyfucky?) I can't wait for him to start posting 'em on Amazon.

Oh: has anyone heard of an Xian cult called Shepherd's Chapel?

Poor Eru! Kevin liked him! Look at Kevin's groin, he has an erection...I guess he's conditioned to that reaction whenever a man (Brian) offers him his back!

chanilover wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Look at Becca's bingo wings arms! Reminds me of this character from BoSelecta -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBp1yIicCls

'ere Cat, I fuckn LUHV your bingo wings.

Dammit, you made me look!

Seems B. Conway is a bit ruffled, telling me and TheDukester to "slither back" to our "dark place" here on Jacurutu.

Jacurutu always struck me as more of a fuchsia.