Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Err, good quality pic of a crysknife, Crys.

It's the only image I could get to work for some reason.

Crysknife wrote:

Ah, the "beerding" way, and memories of the old DOD site.

I'd make a picture if I wanted to, but it'd not be kid-friendly. It'll show the horny bunch of elderly(and one youngish pedo) Dune fans who fantasize about me 24/7.

Disgusting.

Nice ass, Crys!

(And I really like the Spice Beer one! Nice.)


(Orald, really. The things you imagine are quite revealing, you know.)

HoosierDaddy
Don't worry, just use whatever inspires you. That was a great Demotivator. Try some more.

Nekhrun wrote:

Awesomeness!

Crysknife wrote:

So wrong and yet so very right. I love it

Keep 'em coming guys.

SandChigger wrote:Nice ass, Crys!

(And I really like the Spice Beer one! Nice.)


(Orald, really. The things you imagine are quite revealing, you know.)

Thanks Chig!

Hey orald, stop looking at my ASS!

But it's cute.

And I kinda hate horses etc.

Anyway...

Crys, flattered as I am of your comparison of my person to an ass, and despite my being as remarkably well endowed as I surely am, I cannot in all honesty pretend to be as well blessed as your homoerotic fantasies have led you to believe.

And while I do have a cousin who has prominent front incisors, I myself have never been accused of such. I think the boil on your nose, CL, is obstructing your vision, and no doubt you've made your elderly on-off lover, SC, acho it in the hopes of getting some.

Oh, and thanks for your concerns over my well-being, I've just returned from filling that hole with rocks and then filling another nearby hole(goddamn metal thieves! ), even deeper this time(5' deep at least, I'd break my head on the rim if I fell) I've aspied.
There's one more lid they haven't stolen yet, and God only knows how deep that shit is.
But hey, at least it's put for good use- what do you think those Arab thieves make their home-made rockets from?

orald wrote:Anyway...

Crys, flattered as I am of your comparison of my person to an ass, and despite my being as remarkably well endowed as I surely am, I cannot in all honesty pretend to be as well blessed as your homoerotic fantasies have led you to believe.

And while I do have a cousin who has prominent front incisors, I myself have never been accused of such. I think the boil on your nose, CL, is obstructing your vision, and no doubt you've made your elderly on-off lover, SC, acho it in the hopes of getting some.

Oh, and thanks for your concerns over my well-being, I've just returned from filling that hole with rocks and then filling another nearby hole(goddamn metal thieves! ), even deeper this time(5' deep at least, I'd break my head on the rim if I fell) I've aspied.
There's one more lid they haven't stolen yet, and God only knows how deep that shit is.
But hey, at least it's put for good use- what do you think those Arab thieves make their home-made rockets from?

Did orald just write fanfic about most men on the board getting it on with each other? Talk about wishful thinking.

Oh, curses, Orald has sussed out my plans to make catamites of you all!


(Actually, it was Mandy's plan. )


(Elderly? I should be as long in the tooth as you! )

SC sure is sad this isn't ancient Greece.

CL, it's alright, I know you love me, and I'm rather fond of you as well.*

Omph wrote:Did orald just write fanfic about most men on the board getting it on with each other?

If Crys, CL and SC are "most men on the board" then yea.
It's alright though, it's not like you really need to be able to count in this age of electric calculators.


*I might be lying so as not to hurt your feelings.

HoosierDaddy wrote:I'm at a loss for a caption for this. There must be something...

"Fan Boys: Yeah we get paid to do this!"

Score one for Barbarism, Civilization protects Hacks Like Us.

Hack: If you cant do it yourself, fake it, copy it, steal it, and if you have to, Shit all over it.

So the hell IS that thing on Brian's elbow?!

Its so KJA can keep track of Brain wherever he goes

Here's one I did while waiting for my players to make their moves in our last online Dune game ... we had a big blank area of the map that I filled with this:



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I just remembered that I slugged this photo "Dickheads.jpg." Man, I crack myself up ...

Not bad
I have to make some more of these. They are so much fun