SandChigger wrote:(Is that food hanging out of her mouth? Or a mouse maybe?)
Its a bloody tampon hanging out of her cooter.
My wife informed me the other day that "cooter" is not the proper nomenclature. I found out from my response that the other "C-word" is not acceptable either.
Women, you can never win with them.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus. ~Pink Snowman
I always thought cunny was a good one, simply because it's almost impossible to say the word without laughing. Like "sugar" in place of "shit". Anyone who says the word simply cannot be taken seriously
Every time I hear the word "cunny," which actually is not all that frequently, I think of that nutjob in the city of Lud in Stephen King's Dark Tower books who kept calling Jake a cunny when he kidnapped him.
SandChigger wrote:(Is that food hanging out of her mouth? Or a mouse maybe?)
Its a bloody tampon hanging out of her cooter.
My wife informed me the other day that "cooter" is not the proper nomenclature. I found out from my response that the other "C-word" is not acceptable either.
Women, you can never win with them.
Cooter works just fine for me. Tell your wife sorry.
It wasn't in response to you. My two year old daughter was walking around naked and I told her to put panties on and that nobody wanted to see her cooter. Thus came the correction.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus. ~Pink Snowman
Omphalos wrote:Every time I hear the word "cunny," which actually is not all that frequently, I think of that nutjob in the city of Lud in Stephen King's Dark Tower books who kept calling Jake a cunny when he kidnapped him.
Lud as in Israel? Lol, if so then Stephen King doesn't know jack about Lud- it's not this "Jake" who'll be doing the kidnapping there.
It's a spooky place.
I might be exaggerating. Maybe.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
The same neighboor who reads David Eddings and just recently was FINALLY put off by the fact that ALL his books are the same with different titles and names.
The same neighboor who refuses to read anything after Dune because about 30 years ago she got disappointed with DM, and won't even reread Dune because "it's in the past now".
The same neighboor who has about 10 Dragonlance books in her cabinet for reasons I'd rather not contemplate.
The same neighboor who doesn't want to read ASoIaF anymore because she doesn't like it when good characters die and there's no clear "happy end".
See the pattern?
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.