Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

I never have a problem using the forum here. I am using Firefox 2 as my standard browser though.

I wouldn't say I get mysql errors every day, maybe every other week, or at least once a month, somewhere. But some days a board(this, or others) seems to have more such problems. So it's just normal server problems.

It's not a browser problem with the users. I've seen this error happen before on other message boards and it's always a server issue on the site end.

SandChigger wrote:REALLY.

Just open a temporary text file and copy/paste and then post it here when the board glitch clears up. You wouldn't even have to save the text file, just dispose after reposting here.

It ain't THAT much trouble.

Hello? "e" word! Must avoid it at all costs

What is this "e" word?

I use Firefox and only rarely have a problem, which always clears up when I hit the button again.

Effort.

*breathes heavily*

Damnit, that was difficult!

Ok you "my browser never has this problem" geeks This is the message that I get at least 3 or 4 times every single day on this and T(A)U:

Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 48

Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 330

Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

That's the one!

I get it both at work and at home (different ISPs, and different browsers).

Tleilax Master B wrote:Ok you "my browser never has this problem" geeks This is the message that I get at least 3 or 4 times every single day on this and T(A)U:

Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 48

Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 330

Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

OK. That is an easy one. There are too many page requests at any given time. Ill have the maximum number of requests upped.

GamePlayer wrote:Effort.

*breathes heavily*

Damnit, that was difficult!

Oh, comeon. How are you Kanuks ever going to take over our legacy if that is your attitude?

Yea, seems to be the one.

Omph wrote:OK. That is an easy one. There are too many page requests at any given time. Ill have the maximum number of requests upped.

Hmm, must be that IE6 I'm working with, or my Windows XP, or my PC...I bet if I worked on a Mac, with Linux and FF* this external, SERVER related problem would've been easily solved.
Yep, must be me and my MS, close-code products.



So STFU Linux/Mac/FF fanboys!

*Funny fact, Fx seems the official Fire Fox abbriviation according to Wiki, but everyone seems to use FF.

Omphalos wrote:Oh, comeon. How are you Kanuks ever going to take over our legacy if that is your attitude?

LOL! There's far too few of us for that I'm afraid. We may look big on a map, but we're all clustered in only a few big cities up here

"E" word. (snort)

It being too much of an effort to even type effort.

Ha! Younglings these days!

That's, uh, very intersting information GP.

*Looks sinisterly at his arsenal of nuclear missiles directed at major Canadian cities*

"Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp and can live happily there for quite some time. So whenever you feel like dying, make sure to visit!"

Umm, who said anything about capturing? WTF will I do with a bunch of captive canucks for God's sake? Notice the atomics? They're not for capturing, buddy.

Well, there's this canuck I wouldn't mind capturing, but her BF is in the army, so I must tread lightly or he'll kick my ass. *snicker* Canadian army *snort*

Hopefully she dumped that dimwit a long time ago.

GamePlayer wrote:"Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp and can live happily there for quite some time. So whenever you feel like dying, make sure to visit!"

Any time you see him posting all in italics, count on it being a movie quote or movie line paraphrase. This one is from The Princess Bride.

The real joy is figuring out what the fuck he is talking about. But....I guess we do that with his real posts to, no?

No duh. I just rewatched The Princess Bride like 3-4 days ago, AND posted something about it having funny lines.

I'll cut you some slack because you're too old to remember much.

Well, if I must explain...it was merely an amusing way to reply to the silly military posturing of the previous post, with something in the same vein, but far more entertaining

There's nothing more entertaining than a threat to destroy Canada!

Well, maybe P&B slipping on a banana pill and conviniently falling into a tank of laser-fitted tiger sharks.

Laser-fitted tiger sharks! Laser-fitted tiger sharks! Laser-fitted tiger sharks!

(Laser-fitted ANYTHING is just too kewl! )

Laser-fitted bear cavalry. Nuff said.

Laser-fitted naked Number Six army. Nuff said.

Liger-equipped laser cannons.

What would laser cannons need ligers for? They're already awsome on their own!

And Rakis, we're talking about awsomeness, not dirty distracting tricks.

orald wrote:What would laser cannons need ligers for? They're already awsome on their own!

And Rakis, we're talking about awsomeness, not dirty distracting tricks.

Obviously, you never saw her naked pics...