Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Thanks, by the way, to everyone who played along with the above ruse.

The original RaidKillsBugsDead (or someone at his IP address) has been lurking about since April 30, racking up 745 entries in my server logs over the period, either by looking at my blog or website or reading threads here which contain images hosted on my site. Whoever he really is, he had a look at the bogus bconway page I put up last night:

2009-05-11:946: [Raid IP address here] - - [11/May/2009:17:24:29 -0400] "GET /all_about_bconway.html HTTP/1.1" 200 291 "viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1392&start=240"

That isn't conclusive in itself, because Raid/Whoever could just be clicking everything out of his burning need to check out everything I do (I can relate to that feeling in a way! ), but this next, 5.5 minutes later is kinda weird:

2009-05-11:995: [Raid IP address here] - - [11/May/2009:17:29:59 -0400] "GET /all_about_bconway.html%20 HTTP/1.1" 404 693 "http://translate.google.com/translate_c ... .html%2520&
prev=hp&rurl=translate.google.com&usg=ALkJrhjwjwMVmT8dKCg4Yq4OP2dl5bk3qg"

Why would someone run that super simple page through Google Translate, with it set to translate English > English? Huh?

(Btw, does anyone know what the usg= part of the URL means?)

Anyway, I put the REAL INFO I've dug up on our new Amazon friend together with the stuff from KJASF in a blog post and back-timestamped it so it doesn't show on the front page.

Oh, hell, that ridiculous FAQ they put together proves that they are all hyper-sensitive to criticism. Especially Keith ... he's an artist, you know.

It's fun to see them tie themselves into pretzel shapes, though, in their sad attempts to cover their own errors.

Yo! Heads up!

Looks like there have been some major changes to the portal over on "KJASF.com Land".

Dumbing it down for the natives?

Yeah, someone's dumbing it down.

I want special undergear

DuneFishUK wrote:I want special undergear

Is there a suggestion here of incontinence?

nodanderzone!

SandChigger wrote:Yo! Heads up!

Looks like there have been some major changes to the portal over on "KJASF.com Land".

Dumbing it down for the natives?

"Provide local support (as needed) for Keith’s appearances and signings (May include fluffing)"

Comedy fucking gold!

it appears he fixed whatever glitch that allowed you to get in simply by clicking submit

It's no wonder KJA fears and despises you, Chig.

HBJ

say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

SandRider wrote:say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmZ9SPcTzU

SandRider wrote:say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

http://www.hairyticksofdune.net => the last link under external links (Hairy Ticks Store)... didn't see Freakzilla rolling papers though.

I am proud to say that I have never made one red cent from that store. People pay cost for the merchandise plus shipping. I RECEIVE NOTHING.

Other than myself, to the best of my knowledge, only two people have ever bought anything from the site. And one of them was Eru, who bought a T-shirt. And I sent him an Amazon gift certificate (I forget, was the prize $50 or $25?) for getting KJA to sign it.

Yeah, I'm raking in the cash hand over fist. And people are stomping on one another to get the product and spread the word.

Tucking fools.


(D'uh ... BBCode malfunction. )

SandChigger wrote:And I sent him an Amazon gift certificate (I forget, was the prize $50 or $25?) for getting KJA to sign it.

Picture of Kevin J Anderson signing a SandChiger T-Shirt... Priceless.

Freakzilla wrote:

SandChigger wrote:And I sent him an Amazon gift certificate (I forget, was the prize $50 or $25?) for getting KJA to sign it.

Picture of Kevin J Anderson signing a SandChiger T-Shirt... Priceless.

Anyone has that pic of Eru with KJA and the Chigger shirt?

That would make my day...

Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Tleszer wrote:

SandRider wrote:say, Chig, where's the link to all the merchandise
you're selling on your blahg ?

I wanna HairyTicks coffee mug
and a pack of those Freakzilla rolling papers ....

http://www.hairyticksofdune.net => the last link under external links (Hairy Ticks Store)... didn't see Freakzilla rolling papers though.

That's cause he smoked them all. A-rat tat-tat-tatat taboom*!!














*Onomatopoeia ftw btw

SandChigger wrote:Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Ah yes !

Baraka Bryan wrote:

Rakis wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Hang on a minute...



Always available here: http://chiggerblog.hairyticksofdune.net/blog/?p=55

(And it was $50. Damn ... but definitely worth every penny! )

Ah yes !

observe becca there... looking at Eru like he'd be a tasty morsel for dessert

Well, compared to the morsel next to her...

Well, you can't blame her, really. I mean, look at how Kevin is practically humping the book on the table.

(If you write a book and then fuck it, is that a type of masturbation? )

Mmm...look at those thunder arms. She could crush Eru's head like a walnut in the crotch of either arm.

Monkey Wings of Dune

I don't think I've ever heard this story in full (or at least with all the context).

Do I have this right?

1. That's a ringer in the photo, right? Not a KJA fan at all?

2. The idea was to get The Dumbass to sign the shirt and be all happy-goofy ... and, meanwhile, the guy with the shirt, the photographer, and everyone who is in on the joke are all thinking, "Asshole!"

And what else am I missing? This seems like quite the operation.

TheDukester wrote:I don't think I've ever heard this story in full (or at least with all the context).

Do I have this right?

1. That's a ringer in the photo, right? Not a KJA fan at all?

That's Eru, a confirmed Orthodoxed Herertarian. I got drunk with him one night in Atlanta, nice guy.

2. The idea was to get The Dumbass to sign the shirt and be all happy-goofy ... and, meanwhile, the guy with the shirt, the photographer, and everyone who is in on the joke are all thinking, "Asshole!"

And what else am I missing? This seems like quite the operation.

Correct, I'm sure SC would be able to show you a picture of the t-shirt front.

I've always felt like becca caught a peek of the front of the shirt. She seems to be looking at Eru like "not another talifan..."

'course she could just be disappointed that he didn't ask her to sign anything.