Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Posted: **10 May 2009 23:15**

LOL. I love the trying ot turn it around on SC by saying he is doing the exact same thing with his blog cause he sells merchandise.

SandChigger is the anti-christ he must be destroyed!

I can see it now.

KJA: SandChiggers legions of Talifan are out to get us destroy destroy!

Some people need to grow the fuck up.

Rob

Posted: **10 May 2009 23:16**

I guess this guy is the new version of TAZ? If so, the method will be to try to wear us down with obfuscation and repetitive bullshit. And overly formal, almost legalistic, procedural language, harping on minor details.

Yeah, deny everything. Or insinuate that I had somehow altered stuff like the text of the KJA message I posted. I guess innuendo is fine when he's doing it? (Hi, Brian Conway! We know you're reading this forum! Tool.)

You notice how he won't answer whether or not he's the Brian Conway on KJASF?

I'm thinking about doing a "Brian Conway's Greatest Hits (thru April 19)" post on my blog.

Where I sell merchandise, by the way.

On which I make NO PROFIT and DO NOT RECEIVE A PENNY, remember.

Details ... those things KJA and his psycho-fan-ts can't be bothered with.

Posted: **10 May 2009 23:40**

Any verdict on whether the genius in question also stopped by with the "Raid" sign-on at the ChiggerBlog?

Posted: **11 May 2009 00:05**

I don't think Conway is dumb. He's just determined not to concede the point.

The trouble is, he's already conceded that the credibility of Amazon reviews is important, and that being paid for a positive review might lead to bias. I'm not sure where he can go from there, given Chig's latest posts.

HBJ

Posted: **11 May 2009 00:11**

They do sound alike, don't they, Conway and Raid?

RaidKillsBugsDead (Ha ha! I'm still very much ALIVE!) was a BellSouth user.

There were three BellSouth users on KJASF on the date I saved the members list.

One is named Leanne. Another is named Kerry. And the last is named ... Brian Conway.

Of course, that loser Raid claimed he wasn't a member of KJASF. But then, he had no balls whatsoever. B(rian) Conway on Amazon refuses to admit he's a member.

Nothing as conclusive as with TheOmnius, but I'd say it would be worth putting a wager on.

(I have no qualms insulting his intelligence: it's obvious he has NO TASTE in literature. KJA and Dan Brown? Please!

)

Posted: **11 May 2009 00:15**

SandChigger wrote:... Dan Brown?

I swear, that Da Vinci thing actually made me stupider every time I picked it up. He makes KJA appear to be a skilled craftsman.

Posted: **11 May 2009 00:19**

Da Vinci thing?

B. Conway said he likes the "DaVince Code".

Can't spell for shit.

Posted: **11 May 2009 05:07**

SandChigger wrote: Details ... those things KJA and his psycho-fan-ts can't be bothered with.

This I like.

Posted: **11 May 2009 13:32**

One is glad to have brought some joy.

Oops! That would be self-gratification, right? That would mean self-interest? OH NO! I'M A SHILL JUST LIKE B. CONWAY ACCUSES!!!!

Speaking of B. Conway, some might find this interesting:

http://www.hairyticksofdune.net/all_about_bconway.html

Posted: **11 May 2009 13:38**

One of your greatest works.

Posted: **11 May 2009 13:45**

Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.

Knowledge is power. But the secretary disavows...

Posted: **11 May 2009 13:46**

Nice one.

Posted: **11 May 2009 14:45**

Oh Chigger, you is bad

I just read the whole amazon discussion you guys were having with that moron. He's got to be getting some coaching from somewhere, if not someone else telling him what to post entirely. He went from kinda agreeable, to complete KJA robot.

Posted: **11 May 2009 18:20**

Tleszer wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:i welcome an influx of the douchebags... let's take them in and show them how wrong they are about him.... convert them and then they're all in his fold but no longer loyal to him

1. Welcome KJA's Special Forces
2. Call them douche bags.
3. Convert them.
4. ???
5. Profit!

HAHAHAHAHA

I've avoided this thread until today, and that's the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while.

Okay, I'm only on page 5, but still...ALL of this is just evidence that opposition to KJA and his hackery actually WORKS! Whatever our numbers are, they are enough to really, really get under his skin. This whole thread is a thinly veiled victory and validates our position. Which is totally awesome!

Posted: **11 May 2009 18:42**

Someone in Provo pretending to be RaidKillsBugsDead showed up on the blog during the night and SANG ME A SONG!

More people out there love me than I realized!

For your enjoyment: "Chigger Chigger Thang Thang"

Jeremy:
What a funny noise it’s making!

Caractacus:
It’s talking shit to us–all sandchiggers talkshit!

Jemima:
What’s it saying?
It’s saying Chigger Chigger, Chigger Chigger, Chigger Chigger, Chigger Chigger,
Chigger Chigger,
(Thang - Thang)
Thang Thang!
Chigger Chigger
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang.
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang.
Chigger Thang Thang Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Thang Thang Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Thang Thang Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Oh you pretty Chigger Thang Thang,
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
We loath you.
And, in
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Thang Thang Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Thang Thang Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
Oh you pretty Chigger Thang Thang
Chigger Chigger Thang Thang
We loath you.

I hope you missed me, but I can see you have someone new to keep you busy…

Hopefully this is a completely new idiot to add to my collection!

Posted: **11 May 2009 19:24**

Thanks, by the way, to everyone who played along with the above ruse.

The original RaidKillsBugsDead (or someone at his IP address) has been lurking about since April 30, racking up 745 entries in my server logs over the period, either by looking at my blog or website or reading threads here which contain images hosted on my site. Whoever he really is, he had a look at the bogus bconway page I put up last night:

2009-05-11:946: [Raid IP address here] - - [11/May/2009:17:24:29 -0400] "GET /all_about_bconway.html HTTP/1.1" 200 291 "viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1392&start=240"

That isn't conclusive in itself, because Raid/Whoever could just be clicking everything out of his burning need to check out everything I do (I can relate to that feeling in a way!

), but this next, 5.5 minutes later is kinda weird:

2009-05-11:995: [Raid IP address here] - - [11/May/2009:17:29:59 -0400] "GET /all_about_bconway.html%20 HTTP/1.1" 404 693 "http://translate.google.com/translate_c ... .html%2520&
prev=hp&rurl=translate.google.com&usg=ALkJrhjwjwMVmT8dKCg4Yq4OP2dl5bk3qg"

Why would someone run that super simple page through Google Translate, with it set to translate English > English? Huh?

(Btw, does anyone know what the usg= part of the URL means?)

Anyway, I put the REAL INFO I've dug up on our new Amazon friend together with the stuff from KJASF in a blog post and back-timestamped it so it doesn't show on the front page.

Posted: **11 May 2009 22:48**

Oh, hell, that ridiculous FAQ they put together proves that they are all hyper-sensitive to criticism. Especially Keith ... he's an artist, you know.

It's fun to see them tie themselves into pretzel shapes, though, in their sad attempts to cover their own errors.

Posted: **12 May 2009 05:25**

Yo! Heads up!

Looks like there have been some major changes to the portal over on "KJASF.com Land".

Dumbing it down for the natives?

Posted: **12 May 2009 07:13**

Yeah, someone's dumbing it down.

Posted: **12 May 2009 12:51**

I want special undergear

Posted: **12 May 2009 13:17**

DuneFishUK wrote:I want special undergear

Is there a suggestion here of incontinence?

Posted: **12 May 2009 14:01**

nodanderzone!

Posted: **12 May 2009 14:43**

SandChigger wrote:Yo! Heads up!

Looks like there have been some major changes to the portal over on "KJASF.com Land".

Dumbing it down for the natives?

"Provide local support (as needed) for Keith’s appearances and signings (May include fluffing)"

Comedy fucking gold!

Posted: **12 May 2009 15:04**

it appears he fixed whatever glitch that allowed you to get in simply by clicking submit

Posted: **12 May 2009 15:48**

It's no wonder KJA fears and despises you, Chig.

HBJ

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