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Re: Robert Rodriguez Confirms New Predator

Posted: 30 Apr 2009 11:13
by Rakis
inhuien wrote:Robert Rodriguez Confirms New Predator...
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/31397/ ... w-predator
I know it's a classic, but maybe this movie will fix some of the errors of the two AVP movies... :doh:

...and also i'm a sucker for anything with a Predator in it... :happy-partydance:

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 30 Apr 2009 11:40
by GamePlayer
I still watch the original Predator regularly. McTiernan's film is a classic sci-fi action adventure and one of Arnold's best. I'm not crazy about the idea of a remake, especially since the cast of the original was so unique.

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 11 May 2009 16:11
by DuneFishUK

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 12 May 2009 07:59
by Rakis
A planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer.

Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 12 May 2009 13:07
by A Thing of Eternity
Kinda off topic, but... Search youtube for videos of how smart Orangutans, Bonobos and Chimps are - I guarantee it will throw anyone's belief that human beings are somehow inherently different than animals out the window. I knew they were smart, but when my girlfriend (primatology major) tipped me off to the research being done it seriously blew my mind!

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 12 May 2009 15:36
by DuneFishUK

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 12 May 2009 15:56
by Tleszer
DuneFishUK wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uEcMmw-9Oo ?

I see what you mean...
:clap: :lol:

Monkies am smrt. ;)

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 12 May 2009 17:52
by A Thing of Eternity
Monkeys don't count. :lol: They seem to be about on par with rocks for IQ.

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 14 May 2009 11:20
by Freakzilla
I found a good place for KJA to go hiking:

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 14 May 2009 11:35
by A Thing of Eternity
That looks pretty shopped, still funny though!

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 14 May 2009 12:10
by Rakis
It's a trap !

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 22 May 2009 16:54
by DuneFishUK

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 22 May 2009 22:39
by Eyes High
Kids these days. :D

I havn't use the automatic log-ins for a while and not because of anything my children might or might not do. I think it's just safer period not to rely on those.

Thnks for the link DF

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 01 Jun 2009 14:22
by GamePlayer

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 01 Jun 2009 14:42
by Eyes High
what's kind of spooky is just how many of them I reconized and could remember.

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 01 Jun 2009 19:11
by Mandy

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 02 Jun 2009 05:57
by SandChigger
#10. Zeus Electric Urethral Sound Kit
We gotta get one of these for the TAZ safari part of the T-Dot romp this summer! :P

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 02 Jun 2009 10:52
by GamePlayer
I was thinking the Drilldo, but #10 ain't ad :)

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 02 Jun 2009 12:22
by SandChigger
Actually, that would work, too.

Either way, we're tying him down and he ain't getting back up till he spills his mama's goulash recipe. :twisted:

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 02 Jun 2009 19:03
by SadisticCynic
SandChigger wrote:Actually, that would work, too.

Either way, we're tying him down and he ain't getting back up till he spills his mama's goulash recipe. :twisted:
:puke:

I've never been more happy to find the new Dune distasteful...

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 06 Jun 2009 23:24
by GamePlayer

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 07 Jun 2009 06:46
by inhuien
GamePlayer wrote:Old but gold
Natalie Portman Rap (Explicit Version)

:)
I'd never seen that, TY. I take the censored version's like 2 seconds short. Not a bad rap tune either.
















Oh, btw. SUCK MY DICK!!

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 08 Jun 2009 10:25
by SadisticCynic
Hehe found this:
Reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"

4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"

5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

6. "Did he kill you?"

7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"

10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"

11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"

12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: "I went to Europe, sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male or female?"

16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which sent to your attorney?"
A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."

19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."

20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."

21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood."

22. Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 08 Jun 2009 11:05
by GamePlayer
inhuien wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Old but gold
Natalie Portman Rap (Explicit Version)

:)
I'd never seen that, TY. I take the censored version's like 2 seconds short. Not a bad rap tune either.
No, the censored version is the same length, but all the curses are muted :)

Re: Random Crap

Posted: 08 Jun 2009 12:19
by SandChigger
15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male or female?"
Actually, that's a valid question. In Red Deer.