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Re: Robert Rodriguez Confirms New Predator

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inhuien wrote:Robert Rodriguez Confirms New Predator...
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/31397/ ... w-predator
I know it's a classic, but maybe this movie will fix some of the errors of the two AVP movies... :doh:

...and also i'm a sucker for anything with a Predator in it... :happy-partydance:
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I still watch the original Predator regularly. McTiernan's film is a classic sci-fi action adventure and one of Arnold's best. I'm not crazy about the idea of a remake, especially since the cast of the original was so unique.
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A planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer.

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Kinda off topic, but... Search youtube for videos of how smart Orangutans, Bonobos and Chimps are - I guarantee it will throw anyone's belief that human beings are somehow inherently different than animals out the window. I knew they were smart, but when my girlfriend (primatology major) tipped me off to the research being done it seriously blew my mind!
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DuneFishUK wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uEcMmw-9Oo ?

I see what you mean...
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Monkeys don't count. :lol: They seem to be about on par with rocks for IQ.
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I found a good place for KJA to go hiking:
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That looks pretty shopped, still funny though!
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It's a trap !
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Kids these days. :D

I havn't use the automatic log-ins for a while and not because of anything my children might or might not do. I think it's just safer period not to rely on those.

Thnks for the link DF
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"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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what's kind of spooky is just how many of them I reconized and could remember.
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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hypatia approaches one.
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#10. Zeus Electric Urethral Sound Kit
We gotta get one of these for the TAZ safari part of the T-Dot romp this summer! :P
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I was thinking the Drilldo, but #10 ain't ad :)
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Actually, that would work, too.

Either way, we're tying him down and he ain't getting back up till he spills his mama's goulash recipe. :twisted:
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SandChigger wrote:Actually, that would work, too.

Either way, we're tying him down and he ain't getting back up till he spills his mama's goulash recipe. :twisted:
:puke:

I've never been more happy to find the new Dune distasteful...
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"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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GamePlayer wrote:Old but gold
Natalie Portman Rap (Explicit Version)

:)
I'd never seen that, TY. I take the censored version's like 2 seconds short. Not a bad rap tune either.
















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Hehe found this:
Reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"

4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"

5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

6. "Did he kill you?"

7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"

10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"

11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"

12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: "I went to Europe, sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male or female?"

16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which sent to your attorney?"
A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."

19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."

20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."

21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood."

22. Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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inhuien wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Old but gold
Natalie Portman Rap (Explicit Version)

:)
I'd never seen that, TY. I take the censored version's like 2 seconds short. Not a bad rap tune either.
No, the censored version is the same length, but all the curses are muted :)
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15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male or female?"
Actually, that's a valid question. In Red Deer.
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