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SandChigger wrote:

But the book fair people told Rebecca just to stay away from miniskirts and tanktops and she would be fine.

THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!

Serkanner wrote:

SandChigger wrote:

But the book fair people told Rebecca just to stay away from miniskirts and tanktops and she would be fine.

THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!

Not so much "told" her as "begged" her... Wow.

Can you gouge out your mind's eye with a spoon?

I've tried, but it has only made me stranger...

Tleszer wrote:I've tried, but it has only made me stranger...

maybe this will help

what ?!
Someone was able to tell her that and not die laughing ?

Somehow I don't think the Arabs would be upset over the "improper" nature of miniskirts.

lotek wrote:maybe this will help

You're getting much better at that now.

(Backside curve of the C is a bit clipped, though, no? )

practice makes perfect so they say(but we know of a pair to whom the aphorism does not apply don't we ? In this case practice makes... poop !)

Anyway about the C; I agree and I can see it(the glowing fluorescent shades hey mum I can write like a best selling author look are not just right either)

I chose speed of execution over attention to detail(considering google shatters my dreams of originality on a daily basis, I thought that if I didn't do it someone else would think of it)

My vanity got the better of me once again, but that's all right because I am not in the position to make a mockery one of the deepest stories that ever crossed mine. Yes Keith vanity, that little voice that tells you you're so great.

EDIT
The same with a few props(and a bit of change at on that extra letter too)

lotek- It's amazing what the trained eye can tell from a photo.
D Pope- What do you mean?
lotek- For example, in this one, KJA has recently been to the restroom.
D Pope- How can you tell?
lotek- His ears are closer together.

Ba-doom-pah! CHING!!!

new vacation photos posted on Spanky's Blahg:

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it gets worse ...

wow

wwWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?

well, I be goddamned - Keith does have another jacket ...


maybe he bought it for the trip, to meet the Emir .... I bet he was pissed about that ....

or, more likely, one of the Palace Diplomatic Protocol Officers saw the yellow tweed thing,
and was all like "Oh, hells no! You ain't be wearin that boo-shit to meet Hiz Highness. Fuck'smattah witchu, boy ?"
and took him to the JC Penny in the basement of the Sharjah Motel6 and Royal Residence .... and made him but another jacket ...
I bet he was pissed about that ....

...and a tie, too.

clip on ?

lotek wrote:clip on ?

POLYESTER

Freakzilla wrote:

lotek wrote:clip on ?

POLYESTER

Definitely.

Yeah, if there was a thought bubble coming out of Keith's head in that picture, it would say, "I can't believe I had to buy a fucking suit!"

He definitely looks angry about wearing the suit.