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Posted: 22 Nov 2008 12:21
by SandChigger
As I later posted elsewhere:

Seems like a lot of loops for people to jump through just to humor the eccentricities of one fuzzy-headed old drooler, huh?

Posted: 22 Nov 2008 12:52
by Freakzilla
IIRC, Byron told me that BH does have access to the interwebs and uses email minimally for business.

Posted: 22 Nov 2008 18:35
by SandChigger
Ah, of course:

When there's money involved, his "reservations" go out the window.

Evil AND a whore.

Posted: 22 Nov 2008 19:28
by Seraphan
SandChigger wrote:Ah, of course:

When there's money involved, his "reservations" go out the window.

Evil AND a whore.
Nah, he's just a pussy, afraid of being hurt for reading something against him. Really good way to deal with criticism if you look at it, "If i dont see it, it isnt there" :roll: Talk about insecurity.

Posted: 22 Nov 2008 20:27
by TheDukester
Robspierre wrote:He can't write, doesn't get the recognition he craves, and all he does is bitch about how hard is "work" which he supposedly loves.
Yeah, that's spot-on.

For a guy who spouts off so much about his "love" for all things SF and how he just "has to" write — because, it's like, his calling, yo — Kevin J. Anderson certainly does a lot of goddamn whining.

"The travel is so hard, the deadlines are so hard, people are idiots, everything is so expensive, I never get a day off," blah, blah, fucking blah, boo-hoo, cry me a river, you insufferable loser.

The more I read, and the more research I do into his past, the more he strikes me as a fundamentally unhappy person.

Posted: 22 Nov 2008 21:51
by SandRider
damn. there's not enough activity Over There to even have something
to make fun of. it's sad, really. guess I'll head to town and drink. new
pain meds don't make me quite as surly .....

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 09:18
by Nekhrun
SandRider wrote:damn. there's not enough activity Over There to even have something
to make fun of. it's sad, really. guess I'll head to town and drink. new
pain meds don't make me quite as surly .....
I haven't even been able to click on any of the new post links as the topics are so lame over there.

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 09:26
by Seraphan
TheDukester wrote:
Robspierre wrote:He can't write, doesn't get the recognition he craves, and all he does is bitch about how hard is "work" which he supposedly loves.
Yeah, that's spot-on.

For a guy who spouts off so much about his "love" for all things SF and how he just "has to" write — because, it's like, his calling, yo — Kevin J. Anderson certainly does a lot of goddamn whining.

"The travel is so hard, the deadlines are so hard, people are idiots, everything is so expensive, I never get a day off," blah, blah, fucking blah, boo-hoo, cry me a river, you insufferable loser.

The more I read, and the more research I do into his past, the more he strikes me as a fundamentally unhappy person.
He's the worst action comic book hack writter to try and make a name for himself by defending all the retardedness in his books with the arguments that it's all very subjective and that there's no wrongs, only different character points of view that we dont get.
But the truth is, the king is naked you pathetic amateur.

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 11:46
by SandRider
Nekhrun wrote:
SandRider wrote:damn. there's not enough activity Over There to even have something
to make fun of. it's sad, really. guess I'll head to town and drink. new
pain meds don't make me quite as surly .....
I haven't even been able to click on any of the new post links as the topics are so lame over there.
I don't know what you're talking about :
Over There >> Off-Topic >> Xmas 2008
Merritt wrote:Getting into the Christmas spirit ... What do you want this year?
Diseased Ewok wrote:cash
gift certificates to White Castle
personal bodyguard
block of Velveeta cheese
lotto tickets
vintage clothing from the 1930's
smuggled Panda organs
someone needs to get a fundamentalist sockpuppet on Over There and demand Merritt spell out fully the Name of The Christ ...

seriously, in the six hours between the time I made it home and passed out in the hall and the dogs molesting me awake, there were more posts here than Over There in the last six days. If Merritt wasn't such an ass, and if the HLP had not mismanaged their Product so brazenly, it would be a little sad. It's not even worth taking the time to register a fake user....


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well, it was worth it just for the CAPTCHA image:
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Posted: 23 Nov 2008 19:15
by Mandy
:lol:

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 19:17
by SandChigger
It's so fucking gauche to start in about Xmas before Thanksgiving is even over. :roll:

But it really is dull over there.

Have we got anyone here with an interesting mustache? :roll: (Odd...I used to think Ewok was funny and interesting. Turns out he's rather groddy a bore.)

Arnie is evidently posting more stupidity in the fanfic forum, but I refuse to boost his thread view count by looking to see just how stupid.

Wasteland don't even begin to cover it. :lol:

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 20:26
by SandRider
Chig wrote:It's so fucking gauche to start in about Xmas before Thanksgiving is even over
I had the mexicans string up the lights around all the buildings & barns today, and put up my Christmas tree - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS !!

SandChigger wrote:Arnie is evidently posting more stupidity in the fanfic forum, but I refuse to boost his thread view count by looking to see just how stupid.
fuck you, Chig. You don't get off that easy :
Over There >> Fan-Fiction >> Leto vs Yueh
friday, Arnie wrote:Leto walked down the dark corridors of Arrakeen and heard a faint mewling in the semi-darkness. Leto thought about turning on his personal shield but reports of stolen lasguns made him hesitate as he approached the curled up figure.

“Shadout Mapes,” Leto whispered, “Who has done this to you?”

Feebly, Mapes rasped, “ Traitor, behind you. . .” And with a supreme effort Mapes raised her arm turing on Leto’s personal shield the instant before Yueh’s dart bounced harmlessly away. Yueh could not believe his plan to save his Wanna had failed as he fell upon his own knife.

“Paul. . . Jessica. . .escaped..” Wheezed Yueh, “Duncan…. will rescue..’thopter” was the last utterance Leto heard before Yueh died. Quickly Leto raced to the shield generator room where the shields had been turned off and in an instant sent a message to Duncan Idaho through a secure link.

“Take Jessica and Leto off-planet with our family atomics to Tupile” Leto roared.
“My Duke” Duncan replied over the secure channel, “The guild has denied giving any Atreides transportation off planet - - something about acusing us of destroying Guild Banks.”

The treachery to bring about the downfall of House Atreides was greater than anything Thufir had imaged, Leto thought. However he intended to give his enemies one last message before he could ever be taken prisoner.

“Duncan, I want you to take Paul and Jessica deep into the desert.” Leto voice sounded ghostly, his voice crackling through the faintly green illuminated ‘thopter speakers, as Duncan flew through a sandstorm to rescue what remained of House Atreides “Under no circumstances are you to attempt to rescue me, you’ll soon understand why –“

At that moment a group of Sardaukar burst into the shield generator room. “There is the Red Duke!” a nameless Sardaukar barked- - who was dressed in a Harkonen uniform. But before they could capture Leto he calmly turned on the house shields and smiled as he fired his lasgun at it.
sunday, Arnie wrote:Startled, Jessica awoke from a vivid dream. Tears were streaming down her face as she thought,”What a useless waste of moisture.” On Caladan, Jessica never had to concern herself with water yet the tears stopped as if she was still in a dream. Jessica had been warned by her teachers to bare the Duke Leto only daughters yet she knew that she had conceived a son the previous night. As Leto layed sleeping beside her she recalled the vivid dream of Leto dying on a distant planet and her escape with her son into a blistering desert. Bits and fragments of other dreams she had in the night crept into her consciousness of a grandson raging at her in the shadows howling in pain, ‘ Why did your sisterhood not build the golden path?” Despite reciting the litany several times fear of the consequences of her disobedience to the Bene Gesserit lingered. Slowly, Jessica began to practice pranu-bindu breathing exercises to slow down her breathing . . . going deeper and deeper. When Leto awoke Jessica was gone.
I'll nominate Arnoldo Fayne for the Nebula, the Board of Bored Science Fiction Dictators Award, a Grammy,
two Twinkies and the L. Ron Hubbard Asshole of the Year Plaque.

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 20:57
by SandRider
Over There >> All Things Dune >> Love // today
Old Fremen wrote:I have never read it written more deeply or seen it acted out better then Frank Herbert writes the love between Paul and Chani. But I guess that's because it's a book but it makes me wonder if this is the type of love he felt for his wife. How could a man know how to write and describe a love so intensely unless he himself had experienced and lived with such a thing. Even the love Jessica felt for Paul and Leto or that Harah felt for Alia. He must have been a wonderful man to be related to.
OH - MY - G-D !
He almost had me, up until that last line.
What's he sucking up for ? Read the memo, dude, HLP ass-capacity is on overflow/standby.

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 21:41
by Rakis
Arnie is evidently posting more stupidity in the fanfic forum, but I refuse to boost his thread view count by looking to see just how stupid.
He's been trying to take the place of Sloey for a while now...

Hell, he's trying to take the place of Byron's toilet paper well before that...

He's just a poseur, really...

Posted: 23 Nov 2008 22:17
by SandRider
sometimes I feel sorry for Merritt, and sometimes it's just funny.
I'm sure he just wanted to spend a nice quiet Sunday relaxing from the
stresses of his day-job, which he can't afford to quit because Kevin (Keith ?)
has cut him out of the new-money loop, and there I am, ridiculing the
posts on his board, putting up fake users on his front page that he has to
delete, then he comes over here and finds a carefully worded PM from
me, (and I assume left some complaints for you, eh Freak ?) then freaks
out totally and IP blocks all of West Texas. (I called some friends around
the state - only people in Houston & Dallas could access the site - this has
apparently been undone, as the IP on this, the original offending machine
is now unblocked - but while it was blocked, I still got on and
found more stuff to make fun of - the internet's a bitch ain't it, Merritt ?
That's why you're not going to be running that board much longer - I
hear they've got a Hyppo ghola they're programming as we speak)

Then, he takes care of all that, and says, fuck it, and BAM ! here come
two Japspambots and a seller of Nike shoes ! Which, by the way, has
irritated me as well - I've had a couple of beautiful digs knocked off the
front page by adbots. Evil little fuckers.

I know most of you are tired to tears of Over There, but I'm still having
alot of fun, and if all I can do in this jihad is make Merritt dance, well,
DANCE MONKEY DANCE !!

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 01:38
by TheDukester
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Posted: 24 Nov 2008 02:06
by Rakis
:lol:

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 09:41
by SandChigger
SandRider wrote:fuck you, Chig. You don't get off that easy :
Nyah. I skipped over it and didn't read it. Nyah nyah! :P

I don't know...the title, "Leto and Yueh", just sounds like the kind of stupid shit Kevin and the other guy would come up with. More fan-wank crap.

Plus, that debased patois idiolect that arnie writes in (he seems to think it's English)? I find it quite offensive. No thanks. :D

Old Fremen...hasn't he been warbling on about REAL prana-bindu and shit like that for a while?

Move over newfaceduncer. :roll:

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 10:51
by Seraphan
TheDukester wrote:Image
:lol: Priceless, i've been meaning to make one just like that but i could'nt come up with a really good catch phrase. Awsome work Dukester.

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 11:03
by SandChigger
General comment on "Over There":

It is truly a remarkable time when Simon is the person answering the newbie questions. :shock:

Way to go, Byron! Hurray for the HLP! :lol:

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 11:48
by SandRider
SandChigger wrote:
SandRider wrote:fuck you, Chig. You don't get off that easy :
Nyah. I skipped over it and didn't read it. Nyah nyah! :P
I don't know...the title, "Leto and Yueh", just sounds like the kind of stupid shit Kevin and the other guy would come up with. More fan-wank crap.
OH NO, it's worse than that -since you won't play I'll just tell you - he's paraphrasing the original, with minor pointless detail changes, but everybody's prescient ! C'mon, just look at the second piece about Jessica's dream. You don't have to tell anybody.
Chigger wrote:Old Fremen...hasn't he been warbling on about REAL prana-bindu and shit like that for a while? Move over newfaceduncer. :roll:
This fucker's just kinda scary weird - and keeps invoking his dead wife. Creepy. And I hate to tell him but he's not the first retard over the years to try to formalize a combat system based on Dune, or a whole fucking religion for that matter.
SandChigger wrote:General comment on "Over There": It is truly a remarkable time when Simon is the person answering the newbie questions.
I just sent that to Merritt's email, taking full credit for authorship, of course.

Duke - can you shop in a slobbering Zombie lurking around the corner ?

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 12:12
by Serkanner
For what it is worth I am thoroughly enjoying this topic and the new members names mentioned on the front page are hilarious at times.

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 12:33
by SandRider
Merritt must've been up early this morning - he cleaned up the mess of spambots that registered last night, and the last one "Spam Welcome Here !!" - wanted a screenshot of the memberlist, but didn't get around to it last night - for once, Merritt sort of beat me. Good for you, Byron !

Posted: 24 Nov 2008 14:34
by GamePlayer
TheDukester wrote:Image
I'm most impressed :)

Posted: 25 Nov 2008 02:11
by TheDukester
SandRider wrote:Duke - can you shop in a slobbering Zombie lurking around the corner ?
I'd love to, but my Photoshop skills are sadly lacking. Beyond color-correction and Unsharp Mask, I'm pretty hopeless ... :)