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SwordMaster wrote:Whats with 30 something single chicks that think that the world just does not have anough "nice guys" ?

Same thing as with 30 something guys who say, "No fat chicks".

They're too picky. I'm a big advocate of lower standards.

lol!

Nice!

Yeah Im with you on that FZ.

Lower Expectations date network on Mad TV?
Classic.

I work with a girl who is really good looking, nice, smart, but too full of herself for any guy to hang around longer then a few good rolls in the sack. I dont blame them either. But she thinks its the world who is just not good enough for her. She wears fishnet stalkings and mini skirts to work almost everyday.

SwordMaster wrote:I work with a girl who is really good looking, nice, smart, but too full of herself for any guy to hang around longer then a few good rolls in the sack. I dont blame them either. But she thinks its the world who is just not good enough for her. She wears fishnet stalkings and mini skirts to work almost everyday.

Ah, the stuff date rapes are made of...

I blame non-virgins.

Fishnet stalkings scream CFMN!

orald wrote:You're all a bunch of racists! SA is a paradise, I tell ya, a paradise!

Cries the voice from South-Africa-on-the-Mediterranean.

SandChigger wrote:

orald wrote:You're all a bunch of racists! SA is a paradise, I tell ya, a paradise!

Cries the voice from South-Africa-on-the-Mediterranean.

Cries the voice of doesn't-know-shit-so-stay-out-of-it.

You know you want Israel to get run over by the Arabs. All the neighboring ass-wipe countries aren't enough, we need one more, eh?

That's what it all comes down to in the end. Having Israel or having another poor, crazy Arab dictatorship around.

Crazy Arabs, crazy Jews, what's the difference?

SandChigger wrote:Crazy Arabs, crazy Jews, what's the difference?

word

A funny Dune-themed parody picture on SomethingAwful.

The original image (don't ask)


Dune version


This is actually just the tip of the iceberg. For a good laugh, check out the rest of the feature at the Photoshop Phriday section. Enjoy

lol.. that is sick and hilarious.

I'm... frightened...

I find the original picture disturbing.

I knew this would be a big hit

It makes me think of Total Recall.

I can't find an emoticon to express the way that makes me feel.

I found these and just had to share them.

Ya know, I'm not Christian, even anti-religious... but that switchplate is just wrong.

I think I'd better not comment on the dream, other than that must have been in Atlanta.

[Corpus Christi... must be SR's friends ]

This is all win:

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know.

Chinese Hostage Negotiations:

Ah, so THAT's what you've been busy doing! Good for you!

Helluva come back

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

And in tribute to the epic ridiculousness of the politics forum:

Phaedrus wrote:And in tribute to the epic ridiculousness of the politics forum...

Well, get in there in set us straight!