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Post by **Freakzilla** » 09 Apr 2009 15:09

SwordMaster wrote:Whats with 30 something single chicks that think that the world just does not have anough "nice guys" ?

Same thing as with 30 something guys who say, "No fat chicks".

They're too picky. I'm a big advocate of lower standards.

SwordMaster · Post by **SwordMaster** » 09 Apr 2009 15:17

lol!

Nice!

Yeah Im with you on that FZ.

Lower Expectations date network on Mad TV?
Classic.

I work with a girl who is really good looking, nice, smart, but too full of herself for any guy to hang around longer then a few good rolls in the sack. I dont blame them either. But she thinks its the world who is just not good enough for her. She wears fishnet stalkings and mini skirts to work almost everyday.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 09 Apr 2009 15:31

SwordMaster wrote:I work with a girl who is really good looking, nice, smart, but too full of herself for any guy to hang around longer then a few good rolls in the sack. I dont blame them either. But she thinks its the world who is just not good enough for her. She wears fishnet stalkings and mini skirts to work almost everyday.

Ah, the stuff date rapes are made of...

Redstar · Post by **Redstar** » 09 Apr 2009 16:58

I blame non-virgins.

SwordMaster · Post by **SwordMaster** » 09 Apr 2009 19:40

Fishnet stalkings scream CFMN!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 09 Apr 2009 21:25

orald wrote:You're all a bunch of racists! SA is a paradise, I tell ya, a paradise!

Cries the voice from South-Africa-on-the-Mediterranean.

orald · Post by **orald** » 09 Apr 2009 23:16

SandChigger wrote:
orald wrote:You're all a bunch of racists! SA is a paradise, I tell ya, a paradise!
Cries the voice from South-Africa-on-the-Mediterranean.

Cries the voice of doesn't-know-shit-so-stay-out-of-it.

You know you want Israel to get run over by the Arabs. All the neighboring ass-wipe countries aren't enough, we need one more, eh?

That's what it all comes down to in the end. Having Israel or having another poor, crazy Arab dictatorship around.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 10 Apr 2009 00:59

Crazy Arabs, crazy Jews, what's the difference?

Dune Nerd · Post by **Dune Nerd** » 10 Apr 2009 01:45

SandChigger wrote:Crazy Arabs, crazy Jews, what's the difference?

word

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 18 Apr 2009 18:03

A funny Dune-themed parody picture on SomethingAwful.

The original image (don't ask)

Dune version

This is actually just the tip of the iceberg. For a good laugh, check out the rest of the feature at the Photoshop Phriday section. Enjoy

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » 18 Apr 2009 18:05

lol.. that is sick and hilarious.

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 18 Apr 2009 19:11

I'm... frightened...

Post by **Freakzilla** » 18 Apr 2009 19:19

I find the original picture disturbing.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 19 Apr 2009 00:54

I knew this would be a big hit

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Apr 2009 13:16

It makes me think of Total Recall.

I can't find an emoticon to express the way that makes me feel.

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 19 Apr 2009 19:56

I found these and just had to share them.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Apr 2009 20:04

Ya know, I'm not Christian, even anti-religious... but that switchplate is just wrong.

I think I'd better not comment on the dream, other than that must have been in Atlanta.

[Corpus Christi... must be SR's friends

]

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Apr 2009 20:34

This is all win:

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Apr 2009 20:39

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 19 Apr 2009 21:47

Chinese Hostage Negotiations:

Phaedrus · Post by **Phaedrus** » 20 Apr 2009 04:10

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 20 Apr 2009 11:13

Ah, so THAT's what you've been busy doing! Good for you!

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 20 Apr 2009 12:06

Helluva come back

Phaedrus · Post by **Phaedrus** » 20 Apr 2009 17:47

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

And in tribute to the epic ridiculousness of the politics forum:

Post by **Freakzilla** » 20 Apr 2009 17:59

Phaedrus wrote:And in tribute to the epic ridiculousness of the politics forum...

Well, get in there in set us straight!

J A C U R U T U

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