Omphalos wrote:Can someone please make me a smiley reaching around its backside, grabbing some poo and throwing it onto the wall? I think we could use that around here.
Maybe a second one with a dozen smileys, 11 of which are grumbling, one or two of which are saluting that poo stain?
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 17:40
by Serkanner
Kojiro wrote:
Hunchback Jack wrote:I'm also counting the people in the intelligence agencies, in the military, and other branches of government, in and out of various positions over the nine years we're talking about, that would know of the deception and would need to keep it quiet.
The idea that Bin Laden has been dead since 2002 and only the President and small coterie would know it is absurd.
But it doesn't matter what the number is. Let's say "dozens".
HBJ
A simple order to the military personnel keeps them quiet. Marvel at how long the Blackbird and stealth aircraft remained hush hush, so they don't particularly count, unless they want to be court martialed. The intelligence community was already on my list of "he's already dead" links, so that's already partially accounted for and they have similar clearance levels to the military with similar penalties. And other branches of the government? The legislative and judicial? Why would they need to know this?
Please tell me what type of drugs you are using ... me wants some too.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 17:42
by Kojiro
Why? Is there actually a fourth branch of government?
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 17:46
by Serkanner
Kojiro wrote:Why? Is there actually a fourth branch of government?
Is that sarcasm again ... ? I am not sure at any time if anything you say is complete rubbish or just a bit rubbish.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:00
by Kojiro
Serkanner wrote:
Kojiro wrote:How flattering.
Is that sarcasm again ... ?
Congratulations.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:03
by TheDukester
So this is the part where you slip further and further into being a completely socially retarded asshole, eventually have a spectacular flame-out ... then wait a few days and blame it all on your alleged bipolar thing**, right?
+++++
**BTW, you've never proven to us that you have this sort of disorder. See how slippery that slope can be, sport ... ?
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:07
by Kojiro
TheDukester wrote:
**BTW, you've never proven to us that you have this sort of disorder. See how slippery that slope can be, sport ... ?
I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like. Can Obama provide his so-called Osama pictures?
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:09
by TheDukester
Kojiro wrote:I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.
Easily faked.
And, as usual, you've completely missed the point.
I'll spell it out for you:
You're being a socially retarded asshole.
That is the point.
Clear enough?
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:11
by Kojiro
TheDukester wrote:
Kojiro wrote:I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.
Easily faked.
Want the phone number to my clinic then?
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:26
by merkin muffley
Kojiro wrote:
TheDukester wrote:
Kojiro wrote:I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.
Easily faked.
Want the phone number to my clinic then?
This would be a more entertaining thread if it was a conspiracy theory about your welfare benefits. I mean, if we're going to continue with this type of shit...
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:27
by Serkanner
Kojiro wrote:
TheDukester wrote:
Kojiro wrote:I could provide you with a scanned image of my welfare benefits approval letter if you'd like.
Easily faked.
Want the phone number to my clinic then?
Does the clinic offer suicide guidance? Because THAT is what you need.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:30
by TheDukester
Kojiro wrote:Want the phone number to my clinic then?
Easily faked.
(And, again, not the point, junior)
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:37
by Kojiro
TheDukester wrote:
Kojiro wrote:Want the phone number to my clinic then?
Easily faked.
In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.
1-253-581-7020
Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:44
by Serkanner
Kojiro wrote:
TheDukester wrote:
Kojiro wrote:Want the phone number to my clinic then?
Easily faked.
In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.
1-253-581-7020
Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.
The clinic you go to gives out personal info about patients? ... thank god it is not the clinic I go to.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:47
by Kojiro
Serkanner wrote:
Kojiro wrote:
TheDukester wrote:
Kojiro wrote:Want the phone number to my clinic then?
Easily faked.
In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.
1-253-581-7020
Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.
The clinic you go to gives out personal info about patients?
Did I not mention confidentiality? I'll admit, I'm not certain if they actually can confirm that I go there but it's worth a try at least.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:52
by Serkanner
Kojiro wrote:
Serkanner wrote:
Kojiro wrote:
TheDukester wrote:
Kojiro wrote:Want the phone number to my clinic then?
Easily faked.
In what way would that be easily faked? The existence of the clinic could easily be verified with a simple address and phone number search. While confidentiality of my files would be there, I'm sure they could answer that at least that I attend appointments there. Go ahead, Mr. smugness, make my day.
1-253-581-7020
Ask about a patient named Leeland Deney.
The clinic you go to gives out personal info about patients?
Did I not mention confidentiality? I'll admit, I'm not certain if they actually can confirm that I go there but it's worth a try at least.
In other words ... you're talking crap.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 18:56
by merkin muffley
So you have a bipolar disorder diagnosis - sheeeeit! If I had a nickel for every bipolar disorder diagnosis I've been given... Give me four days, three nights, and a few grams of crystal meth, and I'll get you a bipolar disorder diagnosis.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 19:05
by TheDukester
Kojiro wrote:1-253-581-7020
That's a Pizza Hut in Tacoma.
Nice try.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 19:16
by Serkanner
merkin muffley wrote: - sheeeeit!
You watched "The Wire" as well? Best tv series ever
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 19:21
by merkin muffley
Serkanner wrote:
merkin muffley wrote: - sheeeeit!
You watched "The Wire" as well? Best tv series ever
I work in the Baltimore area, out of an outlying town where many of the dorkiest smack-head white boys run away to after getting the shit kicked out of them by the type of people that are in that show.
Not only do I have several bipolar disorder diagnoses, last Memorial Day I was diagnosed with a "mild case of death" by James C. Harwood.
Re: We got bin Laden!
Posted: 07 May 2011 19:32
by Serkanner
merkin muffley wrote:
Serkanner wrote:
merkin muffley wrote: - sheeeeit!
You watched "The Wire" as well? Best tv series ever
I work in the Baltimore area, out of an outlying town where many of the dorkiest smack-head white boys run away to after getting the shit kicked out of them by the type of people that are in that show.
Not only do I have several bipolar disorder diagnoses, last Memorial Day I was diagnosed with a "mild case of death" by James C. Harwood.