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The Complete London Rocky Horror Audience Participation Script
http://members.multimania.co.uk/Charmin ... script.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


"The Rocky Horror Show" - (original play) script by Richard O'Brien
http://www.rockyhorror.org/faqtext/t-trhs.txt" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Audience Participation Script /8th Street, NYC
http://www.rockyhorror.org/faqtext/t-aud2.txt" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm going to see this show next month, any suggestions on what to wear?

chanilover wrote:I'm going to see this show next month, any suggestions on what to wear?

If you want to go all out dress up as one of the characters. I think you'd make a good Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick).

asshole!



not enough information, ChaniLuv ... have you been to a theater showing ?
I take it you haven't, or you wouldn't ask a question like that ... have you seen the movie on video?
(an Option we didn't have in the old days, when horses had wooden knees, and we all feared the Kaiser ...)

the safest, and coolest, bet for a "video virgin" or an honest-to-god virgin, is to go as a Transylvanian Delegate,
one of the Party Goers from the "Time Warp" scene - shred up an old white shirt, find a beaten and torn old tuxedo
jacket, get one of those sparkly New Year's Eve hats and a party horn - for you, I'd also suggest a white silk scarf
and moderate heels w/ rhinestones ....



don't forget the sunglasses, and maybe one of those long cigarette holders; respond to anyone that speaks
to at all with an "air kiss" and say "Dahhlink! Zo'vewy gud to see you !", tamp your ashes on their shoes and sashay away ...

don't bother with the brown paper sack full of props; plenty of other shitheels will bring all that crap to toss around the
theater .... about the time Magenta starts doing her nails, pull out a perfectly rolled joint from your inside jacket pocket,
insert it into the cigarette holder, light up, smile and laugh uproariously .... when people around you look around for the
source of the sweet, sticky smell, blow them a kiss and say "Dahhhlink! Zo'vewy gud to see you!" and blow pot
smoke into their hair and clothes ... smile and laugh some more ...

Excellent advice.

Freakzilla wrote:It's funny you mention that, the kids put Rocky on last night. My little girl wants to be Columbia SO bad.

Didn't she want to go as her last year, or was that another kid/someone else's kid?

Redstar wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:It's funny you mention that, the kids put Rocky on last night. My little girl wants to be Columbia SO bad.

Didn't she want to go as her last year, or was that another kid/someone else's kid?

I don't think she wants to go trick-or-treating as Columbia, she just likes the sequened costume:

well, Rocky Horror Week is almost over,
I was going to get around to putting these
up earlier ... maybe next year; maybe next
year the HoleNmyPhotobucket account will
still be undeleted ...

RHPS Avatars (180x180, Jacurutu-sized)








[edit]
pics are arranged in rows of five;
if your monitor is too small ....
well, I was going to say, buy
a bigger one, but most of
you are probably surfing on
Company Time, so complain
to your IT guys ... tell them
you can't see all the spread
sheet columns you need to,
or whatever it is your Company
thinks you do all day ...
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direct links to the RHPS avatars in my photobucket,
until they get deleted, anyway ...

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/CouldWeUseYourPhone.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Brad1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Brad2.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Brad3.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Brad4.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Columbia1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Columbia2.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/DrScott.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Eddie1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Eddie2.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Frank1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Frank2.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Frank3.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Frank4.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Frank5.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet2.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet3.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet4.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet5.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet6.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet7.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Janet8.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Lips.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Magenta1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Magenta2.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Rocky1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/Rocky2.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/ThisManHasNoNeck1.jpg
http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr351/SandRider_bucket/RHPS%20Avatars/ThisManHasNoNeck2.jpg

also, if your just looking to kill sometime, go browse around my photobucket and gaze in wonder
at the number of photos that have been deleted, all of which were at one time posted here -
this photobucket account is used only for posting photos @jacurutu ... as I've said before,
anybody perusing old threads that runs across a "deleted photo" placeholder in one of my posts,
send me a PM or post the link in the "Photobucket Sucks Cartman's Balls" thread ...
http://www.jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2441&p=91612

awright, goddamnit .... it's All Hallow's Eve Day and a weekend ....

you people gonna play my reindeer games,
or do I have to vomit all over the sietch again ?

Uh, oh. Cleanup on Aisle Ghafla.

Happy now?

Omphalos wrote:Happy now?

meh.

I wanted you to be the castle ...




I thought Chigger would be a better Narrator, but, then again,
you too are a THIS MAN HAS NO FUCKING NECK !

so, okay !

Damn pushy Texicans. Always bitching about something.

Rob

Lets see him bitch about this.

hahahahah!!! deadhorse some girls iphone.drunk? syrely.love all u fuckers adn HOW BOUT THEM MOTHWRFUCKIG COOOOOWBBOOOYYYSSSS ! !!!!!

hey kids, thanks to you that participated in Rocky Horror Week,
even tho I had to use to a cattle prod ... let's do better next
year, eh? me, too, I'll get on it earlier, if'n I can remember, &
if'n I'm still alive ....

reminded me, @The Tidwell, can you embed some other flash video players
or something, in addition to the YewTubes ? the ustream site has the entire
movie posted there, medium to poor quality, but I thought that might help
some of you cubicle-monkeys in getting into the Spirit of Rocky Horror if you
could have the entire movie streaming in a little corner of your monitor @work,
instead of just a few short random clips .... I think this issue goes back to the
type of HTML with these <tags> ...

anyway, thank y'all for your indulgence and, now it's damn near Thanksgiving,
take the fucking costumes off ... jesusgod, y'all look like a bunch of freaks ...

{not that there's anything wrong with that}:{Freak}{ChaniLuv}{Green-Assed Dude}
{Freakishly Large Lawyer from NorCal}{Tatted & Pierced Canuck}{He Might Be Asian Guy}
{Man Standing in Snow in a Skirt}{PhotoShopped CrossDresser}{all you Eurotrashys}

Happy Memorial Day, everybody !

The board allows us to write embed code for just about anything. The youtube thingie we are using is custom.

What else do you want?

a way to embed video from sources other than YouTube ....

like this one .... http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/133481" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

SandRider wrote:HOW BOUT THEM MOTHWRFUCKIG COOOOOWBBOOOYYYSSSS ! !!!!!

Falcons rule, Cowboys drool.

Freakzilla wrote:

SandRider wrote:HOW BOUT THEM MOTHWRFUCKIG COOOOOWBBOOOYYYSSSS ! !!!!!

Falcons rule, Cowboys drool.

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

merkin muffley wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

SandRider wrote:HOW BOUT THEM MOTHWRFUCKIG COOOOOWBBOOOYYYSSSS ! !!!!!

Falcons rule, Cowboys drool.

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!