Which part?SandChigger wrote:(That's kinda sorta a dumb thing to be saying, don't you think?)
That skinny guy from Springfield with the funny hats & wart on his noseRobert E. Freak wrote:That, whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such Principles and organizing its Powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
SandRider wrote:
) Bullshit, she's just upset that my legs are sexierSandChigger wrote:Sorry, Robbo, but she's not having none of that, either!
You're worse...even though she doesn't quite know what to make of you...'cause you wear...manskirts.
(The above is Inner Goth Girl's opinion and I accept no responsibility for it whatsoever.
The McCain Campaign ? wrote: To: {my real email}
From: {you wouldn't believe it}
Date: 11/2/08 10:44:50 AM Central Standard Time
Re: American man, Man
Hello my fellow American brother,
I hope one day you learn to die for your people. I hope one day you learn to breathe the air of satisfaction that you, one day, will become assimilated into the progression of the forward movement which talks big with a lot of fancy terms and measures indicitive in the animation of the play when Spooky steals your soul. Yeah, your Goddamn right. Spooky will steal your soul. If you don't believe me then just look at yourself in the mirror. You don't have a soul anymore. Your eyes are empty with the contemplation of the loss of idea and the degeneration of the felling. You hold yourself against something for every measurement of your forward progression. You draw blood from your own hand so you can give your soul to Spooky. Your GODDAMN RIGHT!!! Spooky is coming to take your soul and soon you will transfer to the underworld of eternal peril and soulless vindication. Look at yourself. You divine to people the designation of bullshit. You stand at the foot of the mountain, the steps of the temple, the base of the pile. The bottom. The end and the beginning. The process of elimination creeps by the name of Spooky and devoures your soul. Listless you lay on your own huddled mass of creation; emulating eternity, spelling out the names and the subjects that hold your mind----that hold your mind like a pair of vice grips clenched with perplexion (if that is a word). Then it all makes sense, and Spooky takes your living soul. He takes your essentiality and replaces it with responsibility. Now Spider Murphy don't play no saxiphone and Wolfman Jack don't run the radio. WE jump at cracks of uncomfort and slip on lines of inevitablity. This ain't the day the music died. Hell, that was just a song--this the day that Spooky takes the testament of your living soul and you can't do a damn thing about it!!! Spooky will take ownership of your soul and designate a resurrection of multiple choice. Now you can have a menu all the time , A.,B., or C.(not to forget D., E., or the occasional F.) You may now become truely Spooky.
Peace out Detroit,
Satan
P.S. - God bless America
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Thank God.Freakzilla wrote:One more day...chanilover wrote:Is this mind-numbingly pretensious pile of shit finally over yet?
Hope it's not raining.I'm going to go wait in line in the morning.
I've seen the word "election" so many times in the last three months that I didn't even notice this until the third time I looked at it ...Freakzilla wrote:Happy Erection Day!
The longer you wait the longer the line will probably get.Tleilax Master B wrote:I'm leaving work early to vote. God I hope I don't have to wait two hoursI want to cast that vote and get to the beer drinking on the government's dime
There's an adult club here called "The Pink Pony" and they have a radio commercial with an Asian man reading it and they are advertising an "erection party".TheDukester wrote:I've seen the word "election" so many times in the last three months that I didn't even notice this until the third time I looked at it ...Freakzilla wrote:Happy Erection Day!
