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Tyrant wrote:

orald wrote:But you're old, and stink of booze!

with your loose skin, and old balls....gross

lol..its an adam sandler quote from big daddy

(OK. Don't think I've seen that one. )

orald wrote:The kids. That we like. Them.

Mmmm...young and tender...silky smooth...mmm...

You’ll find your self restraint meds at the clinic counter Mr. Orald. Please don’t miss a dose again.

Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.

chanilover wrote:Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.

i didnt know women liked scrawny little dudes (its probably just the accent)

Of course not, women only like body builders...which is probably why you should check if that thing you might have running around the house is a real woman.


Back at ya!

orald wrote:Of course not, women only like body builders...which is probably why you should check if that thing you might have running around the house is a real woman.


Back at ya!

Tyrant will have to inflate his partner again just to make sure he bought the female version.

Tyrant wrote:

chanilover wrote:Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.

i didnt know women liked scrawny little dudes (its probably just the accent)

Fucked if I know what women want.

chanilover wrote:

Tyrant wrote:

chanilover wrote:Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.

i didnt know women liked scrawny little dudes (its probably just the accent)

Fucked if I know what women want.

Amen brotha!

i like poop. i wish women wanted it.

I know of two girls (and one cup) that do

fake poop.

but still funny.

chanilover wrote:

orald wrote:Of course not, women only like body builders...which is probably why you should check if that thing you might have running around the house is a real woman.


Back at ya!

Tyrant will have to inflate his partner again just to make sure he bought the female version.

lol...touche'

Spicelon wrote:fake poop.

but still funny.

theres a link on that site that shows a similar act..only proof its not fake


so eat your.....ummmmm.....heart....out

Frankly, alot of gays seem to like a young, smooth(not hairy) man(or "twinks" for short if I got the defenition right), or just not too "manly" a man...So basically they like women with dicks.

And then there're the ones that like hairy, burly guys named Bubba, but I shan't talk about them.

Has anyone else noticed that Spicelon seems a bit...preoccupied?

One of my students from about 10 years ago is now a minor porno director who started out as an actor. (Um, no, I've politely refused offers of copies of any of his works in either capacity.) Early on he was involved in a film where one of the young ladies made some hamburger patties, fried 'em up and ate 'em on a bun.

He said the smell was indescribable.

Why doesn't it surprise me that instead of turning out a respectable porn star&director he went to the Poop Side after being in your class?

I bet you messed him up real good.

That's right, blame the teachers.

I blame my parents.

Me, too.

I mean, I blame your parents, too.


(Seriously, though, huh? I think we've all turned out pretty well...well, there's Orald of course, but once you get used to him....)

Shut up and kiss me!

OK, I just wanted to use this damn Star Trek quote for ages and never got the chance to.

Sorry...can't imagine myself EVER getting that used to you.


(But points for the unexpected. )

orald wrote:Frankly, alot of gays seem to like a young, smooth(not hairy) man(or "twinks" for short if I got the defenition right), or just not too "manly" a man...So basically they like women with dicks.

And then there're the ones that like hairy, burly guys named Bubba, but I shan't talk about them.

Nothing wrong with twinks. My whole love life has depended on guys being into Eurasian twinks.

I bet you have to trim the hair in your nose and ears, Orald.

By the way, here's a link to that pre-op transsexual from another of the sites I'm on. I think I mentioned her ranting about Obama. She's put herself on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04CHXdXghWc

Usually the comments section contains only neo-nazies and slavering geeks(and I bet if I read them there I'd see that's the case there as well), but the top most comment has a point- she(umm, I'm supposed to call her a "she", right?) is craving for attention.
Those were 15 seconds of my life wasted.

And CL, lets not get into who shaves what, OK?

Yeah, it's a really boring video clip, isn't it? Oh well.

Tyrant has to shave his palms.