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GamePlayer
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by GamePlayer » 22 Aug 2008 12:46
Ampoliros wrote: Yeah, so on his Myspace page it lists Kevin as being "Athletic"
Well, it certainly doesn't show
Does the MySpace (why am I not surprised?) page also list "butt ugly"? That's certainly a KJA trait. Though I suppose for one, KJA is letting the reader figured that out for themselves, rather than describing the painfully obvious in lousy prose
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out. "
Nekhrun
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by Nekhrun » 22 Aug 2008 13:05
Two more for the game!
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by Nekhrun » 22 Aug 2008 16:55
One more I just remembered...
What a prick!
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by Tleszer » 22 Aug 2008 18:05
DUNE, as interpreted by a blue man with a green tushie
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by Ampoliros » 22 Aug 2008 22:56
You win. Game over. Simply Brilliant.
Where is that photo, I'd like to make a "Retcon This!" Demotivator
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Omphalos
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by Omphalos » 23 Aug 2008 00:17
Nekhrun wrote: One more I just remembered...
What a prick!
I miss that Eru.
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by SandChigger » 23 Aug 2008 00:57
Looks like he'll be
back eventually.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
Ampoliros
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by Ampoliros » 25 Aug 2008 14:01
found some good Frank pics on the web and decided to make a funny non-de-motivator (i forget the technical term for those)
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Freakzilla
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by Freakzilla » 25 Aug 2008 14:06
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
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by A Thing of Eternity » 25 Aug 2008 14:19
You bastard! I'd just found a really nice Schoenherr sandworm for my desktop, and now I have to replace it with this!
Serkanner
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by Serkanner » 25 Aug 2008 14:45
... extremely funny indeed.
I bet you all see how much more intelligent Frank eyes look in comparison with Brian's. Are we sure he was Frank's son? I can hardly imagine it, when I see those alcohol ridden eyes of little Bwian.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
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and wrote a Dune Novel."
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by Hunchback Jack » 25 Aug 2008 14:53
Classic. Nice to see these being used as a force for good.
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by Simon » 25 Aug 2008 15:01
SandChigger
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by SandChigger » 25 Aug 2008 18:36
Excellent.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
GamePlayer
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by GamePlayer » 25 Aug 2008 18:41
I like that. Definitely a Motivator
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out. "
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by TheDukester » 25 Aug 2008 19:24
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
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by Seraphan » 26 Aug 2008 09:37
TheDukester wrote:
pure gold!
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." -
Frank Herbert
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by Hunchback Jack » 26 Aug 2008 14:44
It is just me, or does KJA always seem to wear badly-fitting jackets?
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by orald » 26 Aug 2008 16:10
I didn't get the FH one, why is there a "wait, no" in it?
He's GOD!
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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by Ampoliros » 26 Aug 2008 17:22
Haven't you been paying attention Orald! God is a she and she is named Norma and she likes to come "visit" KJA in his sleep. Wait, no thats the HLP.
The only thing i notice in all the pictures of Kevin is the smugness. I would like to see him have a smug off with Bush.
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by Serkanner » 27 Aug 2008 04:26
If KJA would wear glasses he could easily be confused with BTK ... Of course the hatred within KJA is a distinct difference from the lack of any empathy BTK possessed ... but of course that could be KJA acting.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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by chanilover » 27 Aug 2008 06:24
"You and your buddies and that b*tch Mandy are nothing but a gang of lying, socially maladjusted losers." - St Hypatia of Arrakeen.
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by inhuien » 27 Aug 2008 07:55
Bravo Sir.
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by Freakzilla » 27 Aug 2008 08:28
I think that's the best one yet.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
~Pink Snowman
orald
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by orald » 27 Aug 2008 08:43
Who's BTK?
His talent is also smaller than Bwian's bwain.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.