Paul's Knife Duel With Jamis

[tenfingersofdoom]

English isn't the minority or majority where I work, I was just trying to learn new methods of communication, hence; do you know anything better than google translate, I assumed too much, I'm sorry.

[tenfingersofdoom]

And I should have phrased it better.

[Serkanner]

English isn't the minority or majority where I work, I was just trying to learn new methods of communication, hence; do you know anything better than google translate, I assumed too much, I'm sorry.

You are not sorry at all. I'll come back on your ass tomorrow, when I'm sober.

[tenfingersofdoom]

But the question I was trying to answer is where the loincloth becomes involved. If it's anything like a wetsuit you need underwear. The army is developing stilsuits, it would be something interesting to follow. And if frank ever wore something like a stilsuit which I am likening to a wetsuit he would have included the facts of the experience in his fiction like he always. Probably a stretch, fuck puns, but a loincloth would have been necessary

[D Pope]

I'm not offended, and Serk is a pretty good fellow... I expect most people here reserve real judgement untill they feel someone has lost the power to surprize them.

I see Serkanner has beaten me to the post.
And tenfingersofdoom.

Thank you both for the laugh, that was great!

[tenfingersofdoom]

No, honestly, I'm sorry serkanner. I should have phrased my question to you better.

[tenfingersofdoom]

Seriously, three pages for your entertainment. Did we do better than briomnius and kevrasmus?

[A Thing of Eternity]

Don't poke the bear. (Serk is like ten bears that haven't eaten in weeks and are piss drunk when he's angry!)

[Freakzilla]

I think they wore underware. I just don't think Frank was the kind of guy to have a whole people go commando.

I think that if Jamis had put a loincloth on after taking the stillsuit off, Frank would have said that.

I believe that in that scene, Paul had shorts on underneath his, too.

[Demerzel]

That sounds like it's more than a simple matter of pulling it off. "Detached" means it was connected...probably the "quick release catheter and anal poop pipe" mentioned earlier.

Well, ok, a catheter isn't needed, what inhuien probably means is a pipe to piss in like the astraunauts use(though bugger me with thumper if I know what female astronauts use ).
What I can't imagine(though I've thought of it before with no solution) is how the fecies get to their pockets.
Forced to find an answer now, I hypotethize it should be a "crouchless diper(sp?)", meaning that the part where the poop goes is gone(also of course a hole for the penis-tube) and instead it slids right into the pockets, I can't see any other solution except a pipe shoved right up there, which seems unlikely to say the least*.

I imagine pooping has to done while crouching, since that's the only anatomically feasable way for a human not to crap down on himself(and I think it's just much more natural and efficient).
Still there's the question of how to avoid fecies sticking and fouling the surrounding area, but I think I can picture a workable system, perhaps involving the Fremen tightening the anal area around his buttocks so it's not loose and directly below for the fecies to drop without spilling over anywhere. Then when he/she stands up, the fecies stay in the bottom of the pocket(which naturally stretches and straightens with the rest of the throusers.
Imagine how pockets on your throusers look like when you're sitting and standing, so if you put a key while sitting(the fabric being lax and the opening wide) it slids down and gets anchored in place when standing.

Ok, you can all puke now.


*Though it would explain why all Fremen are so anal.

You are disgusting.

[Omphalos]

The dead have RISEN!!!! Orald walks agin!!!!!

[SandChigger]

Looks more a case of necromancy to me...